The leisurely life of the Hyuga main family

Those idiot White Zetsu, especially the ones left over from a thousand years ago, are all insane. They're clearly no longer human, yet they still insist on experiencing everything human does.

In some ways, Ah Fei's interest in feces makes him a relatively normal oddball.

"What? So there's information you can't handle?" Deidara said with amusement.

"That's the Hyuga clan. Haven't you heard about their Byakugan ability?" Zetsu immediately retorted. It was indeed because he was afraid of being exposed that he specifically requested the White Zetsu scouts not to approach the Hyuga clan's territory.

"Tsk!"

"Absolutely not! I don't want similar erroneous intelligence to happen again!" Payne said coldly from his high and mighty position.

"Yes..." Zetsu, who had taken the blame for his subordinate White Zetsu scouts, really wished he could erase the consciousness of all the stupid White Zetsu.

However, he deserves the blame, since he failed to double-check Naruto's information beforehand.

This is also due to the disadvantage of conventional thinking. I have been following Naruto for more than ten years since he was a child, and I have never seen Naruto undergo even one Jinchuriki training.

Who would have thought that in the short time it took for the Third Hokage to die, Naruto would suddenly transform from someone who knew nothing about the world, and didn't even know what a Jinchuriki was, into a fully-fledged Jinchuriki?

Of course, the main reason is that the current White Zetsu are all ancient relics that survived from a thousand years ago, and there are not enough people. In addition, almost each of them has their own "interests", so they were unable to observe Naruto activating the Tailed Beast Cloak mode in the central tower of the Forest of Death.

Otherwise, this blunder wouldn't have happened.

"I want information about that Byakugan man," Kisame said solemnly. To him, the unknown was the most terrifying thing. Byakugan, who had no information about him, was ridiculously strong, which was simply deadly.

It feels like playing a game where you've reached Tier 1 strength in version 60, only to unexpectedly encounter a boss from version 150 or even more terrifying.

This feeling of helplessness—having given it your all, only to find yourself unable to not only win but also escape—leaves you with no recourse but to scream "Damn it!"

"Yes, I will personally investigate the information about that Hyuga clan expert." His black and white face was full of solemnity.

Facing this suddenly appearing descendant of Hamura, who is ridiculously strong, is not a good thing for Black Zetsu.

In particular, the terrifying strength it has shown so far has made Black Zetsu somewhat worried about whether it will affect his millennium plan.

The Akatsuki's mission reports did not affect life in Konoha, which was far away.

It was still a hot pot meal, but this time the person paying the bill was Jiraiya, who had just been severely beaten.

"Why did my wallet shrink so much after I got beaten up...?" Jiraiya looked at the table full of food with a resentful expression, lost in sadness.

"So~ your main purpose in returning to Konoha was to beat up Jiraiya?" Bai Yue, who was expertly scalding tripe, asked Tsunade with curiosity as she devoured her food.

"You can't say that, after all, I didn't expect this bastard to be playing such tricks now!" Just thinking about Naruto transforming into Naruto and letting Jiraiya use him as a prop made Tsunade grit her teeth in anger!

The main reason I came back was to beat up those two old bastards, and if possible, to beat up Danzo as well. I did beat up those two old bastards, but when I saw Jiraiya and the bastard things he had done, all my anger was vented on that bastard.

That bastard, what a stupid thing he did!

"This is my promise to the perverted sage. If I use the Sexy Jutsu, he will teach me the Rasengan!" Naruto didn't seem to care. After simply recounting what happened, he happily ate his hot pot.

Naruto absolutely loves hot pot. Eating and chatting with all his friends around the table is incredibly satisfying.

It's hard! It's hard! Tsunade's fist hardened once again!

Their already unfriendly gaze now looked as if they were looking at something dirty.

"Jiraiya-san, you're a real beast!" Baiyue added fuel to the fire with a half-smile.

"..." Jiraiya remained silent, only adding ingredients and cooking. Every now and then, he would glance at Bai Yue with a resentful look, as if to say: "Brother, I call you my dear brother, this meal is on me, please eat more and talk less, okay? Please..."

The way the other kids were looking at Jiraiya was getting increasingly strange.

Normally, the shameless Jiraiya wouldn't care, but now not only is Tsunade here, but there are also many younger boys and girls. It seems that only one of these boys and girls is ordinary, while the others are quite extraordinary.

"But speaking of which, Konoha doesn't seem to have changed much..." After downing a cup of sake, Tsunade's eyes were slightly unfocused. She seemed to be lost in some kind of memory.

"Hey, Grandma Tsunade, your Super Strength Technique is amazing! Can you teach me?" Naruto, who never learns from his mistakes, was very interested in the powerful explosive force of the Super Strength Technique and looked at Tsunade expectantly.

"You... hah..." She glanced at Naruto with disdain, then immediately snorted coldly, "If you dare call me 'Grandma' again, I'll beat you to death!"

"But...but...you and the Perverted Sage were classmates," Naruto said, sounding aggrieved. The polite boy had no idea about the woman's little schemes.

"Hmph!" Naruto's words left Tsunade speechless.

Is this Kushina's child? They have absolutely no manners!

"Super Strength Technique isn't something you can learn so easily. It requires extremely precise chakra control. You struggled so much just learning to climb trees and stomp on things, let alone medical ninjutsu or even higher levels of chakra control," Bai Yue explained to Naruto with a faint smile. Then she continued, "Compared to your lackluster chakra control, Hinata and Sakura are much better suited to learn. Their chakra control is far superior to yours."

"Hmm?" Upon hearing Bai Yue's words, Tsunade immediately began to examine Hinata and Sakura.

The Hyuga clan? Not bad at all. The ninjutsu passed down through generations of the Hyuga clan does indeed require strong chakra control.

As for the other pink-haired girl, well, I don't want to take care of kids...

"I see, then never mind..." After hearing Bai Yue's explanation, Naruto decisively chose to give up.

"By the way, congratulations to Tsunade-senpai on becoming the Fifth Hokage." Bai Yue raised his glass to celebrate.

"???" Bai Yue's words immediately drew everyone's attention to Tsunade.

"Hokage? I wouldn't even be a dog!" Tsunade quickly retorted.