The leisurely life of the Hyuga main family

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around." Bai Yue slumped back into the recliner, realizing that she was no match for Kushina after her 'awakening'.

After all, it's rare to see someone use their own son as a nest.

"Sigh, if only I had given birth to Naruko..." Kushina said absentmindedly, lying on the recliner next to her, staring at the sky.

Although Naruko in the photo is quite alluring, she's also playful and adorable, with an angelic face and a devilish figure. She's practically her dream girl!

When she first got pregnant, she really wanted a cute daughter.

Seriously, lady! I was just kidding, are you serious?

"I'll ask Naruto later. If he's willing, I'll take off his penis." Bai Yue pinched his chin and began to consider the feasibility of this.

If Naruto really turned into Naruto, wouldn't Sasuke be so obsessed with him that he'd become mentally challenged?!

If these two were to marry and have children, it's unimaginable what level of genius they would produce!

Yes! We must grasp both aspects firmly.

We can also ask Sasuke if he wants to become Sako.

Whether it's Naruto paired with Sasuke, Naruto paired with Sasuke, or even Naruto paired with Sasuke, it's simply unbeatable!

What?

Can men not have children together?

Never mind that. When I, Snake Aunt, was the village guardian in Konoha, I was able to clone a child.

As for Bai Yue, he has plenty of strength and methods.

"Never mind! My son is great too!" Kushina was just saying it casually.

Even if she really wanted a cute daughter, she wouldn't actually turn Naruto into Naruto's daughter.

"Okay, I understand." Bai Yue nodded. "After all, I'm not some kind of demon. If they really don't want to become cute girls, I... um... might not actually turn them into cute girls."

Bai Yue didn't make any absolute statements. If he really angered him one day, he might actually become a demon in the back alley.

"Them? Not necessarily?" Sensing something amiss in Bai Yue's words, Kushina immediately stood up, glaring at him menacingly: "Who else are you planning to turn into a cute girl... You really intend to do that?"

"Of course it's your Naruto's beloved Sasuke, since they've already slept together," Bai Yue teased. "You might not be able to accept Sasuke as your son-in-law, but if he turned into a cute girl, would you be able to accept him?"

"Naruto definitely won't accept it!"

"In other words, you'll definitely accept it, right?!" Bai Yue chuckled, then continued, "As for Naruto not accepting it? You're really wrong. Sasuke will definitely turn your Naruto into an idiot!"

"impossible!"

"Nothing is impossible. Sasuke is a boy. Even your Naruto couldn't resist stealing someone's first kiss. If it were Sako, wouldn't he pounce on her and kiss her raw?"

“…………”

"What are you talking about?! Why are you so loud? I could hear you from outside the yard." Just then, Tsunade returned with Shizune.

"Nothing much, we were just talking about Kushina's daughter-in-law candidates." Bai Yue glanced at Tsunade, who seemed completely unfazed, and replied casually.

"Hmm? Naruto has a girl he likes?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow, her eyes lighting up before suddenly dimming again: "The innocent love of youth...it's so nice..."

Bai Yue had no intention of comforting Tsunade; her gaze was fixed on Shizune behind Tsunade.

Bai Yue wasn't really interested in this so-called "most beautiful legs in the ninja world" because the girl didn't really have any special features.

Forget about those popular beauties, she can't even compare to some of the fleeting extras.

For example, there's Pakura's disciple, who's the unluckiest guy in Sunagakure, and then there's that medical ninja at Konoha Hospital...

Oh right! Wasn't that classmate of his, Skui, the beautiful woman who flashed by in the final battle of the ninja world, the one with the look of an exhausted office worker and slightly sloppy makeup?!

"So there are some beautiful girls in my class too! I thought they were just background characters!" Bai Yue still remembered the girl she met by chance in the Konoha Hospital's archives room, after all, she was her first little fangirl.

"Lord Hokage, is there something wrong with me?" Seeing that Bai Yue's gaze was fixed on her, Shizune immediately blushed and asked shyly.

"No, I just saw someone interesting through you," Bai Yue said frankly.

"..." Shizune, deeply shocked, immediately lowered her head in dejection.

The fact that the perfect person's gaze wasn't focused on her made Shizune very upset.

"By the way, Baiyue, do you know what title has been circulating about you in the village lately?" Tsunade, who had been chatting with Kushina for a while, suddenly turned the topic to Baiyue.

"Title? Tell me what my title is again?" Bai Yue immediately became interested, genuinely curious about her title.

"The perfect person! That's your title. It was originally just circulating among some female ninjas, but it spread around without us realizing it and gained the recognition of many people." Tsunade was quite envious of Bai Yue's nickname.

It's much better than any of her titles. Bai Yue's nickname is "The Perfect Person." And what about her? The Three Legendary Sannin, the Slug Princess, Princess Tsunade, and that nickname she hates most: The Legendary Fat Sheep!

It's true what they say, comparisons are the thief of joy!

"A perfect person? It's a bit cringey, but it's a fair and honest description, not bad." Bai Yue nodded, quite satisfied with his nickname.

"You're such a narcissist!" Kushina rolled her eyes and said speechlessly.

"Where's the narcissism? That's just how I am! I'm the best of the best among men, the most perfect man of all, no doubt about being called a perfect person!" Bai Yue said proudly.

“…………”

"When it comes to shamelessness, you are undoubtedly the strongest!" Tsunade was also quite speechless.

"Hmph, if you have the guts, put your hand on your heart and ask yourself, am I handsome or not?"

Upon hearing this, the women of all three age groups fell silent.

Absolutely! When it comes to modeling, this kid is really cool!

Moreover, he is strong in both ability and appearance. Perhaps his only flaw is his wickedness, as he often does some despicable things that make men and women weep.

"Of course, young master is the most handsome and perfect!" Aunt Hanako replied without hesitation, carrying some tea and snacks.

"Aunt Hanako~" He greeted Aunt Hanako with a smile.

"Young Master, where have you been these past few days? I was so worried!"