The leisurely life of the Hyuga main family

"Goodbye, Shirozuki-sensei." With Shino, the last one to leave, saying goodbye to Shirozuki, the fairly pleasant dinner party officially came to an end.

Seeing Jiraiya slightly tipsy, Baiyue raised her hand to give him two buffs, although they were only negative buffs.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Jiraiya instantly sobered up, looking at Hakuyue in panic: "Don't seal me anymore, okay? I won't go!"

"You said it yourself." As long as Jiraiya doesn't go to Amegakure to find Pain and get himself killed, and Hakugetsu isn't some kind of demon, he naturally won't be idle enough to continue sealing him: "You should focus on teaching Naruto for the time being."

"Hmm... I understand." Jiraiya naturally had no objection to teaching Naruto.

The main reason is that Bai Yue really doesn't want to continue being a firefighter. A few days ago, he was busy with the Land of Snow and then rescuing Gaara.

Wouldn't it be better for him to lie down and sleep instead of wasting time traveling back and forth?

"Let me emphasize again, you have the Flying Thunder God mark on you. If you run away, don't blame me for being ruthless," Bai Yue said quietly. "If I bring you back, I'll arrange for a lot of old ladies in bikinis to accompany you to the hot springs!"

"Pfft..." Tsunade couldn't help but laugh out loud. Although Bai Yue's move was a bit unethical, it was indeed a brilliant move for Jiraiya.

However, this kid is so unethical, we really need to be more careful in the future.

Let's bide our time and wait for the right moment to retaliate!

"?! ...

"There's nothing I can do, it's your fault for loving to wander the world so much!" Bai Yue said helplessly. "It's fine normally, but not during special times."

"Is another war about to break out?" Tsunade suddenly asked.

"I guess so." Bai Yue nodded. Even without Black Zetsu causing trouble, he would have made his move sooner or later.

"What a hassle!" Jiraiya sighed, watching the children laughing and teasing each other. "Why start a war? Isn't peace better?!"

Do you want to see what you're saying?

Where there are people, there will be conflict. Even if 99% of people are easily satisfied, the remaining 1% who want everything will still cause trouble.

"Jiraiya, you've lived most of your life, don't be so naive," Baiyue said calmly.

"Sigh..." Jiraiya sighed and said nothing more.

"Alright, it's about time we left." Bai Yue stood up and then disappeared with the well-behaved and adorable Hinata.

"This kid is amazing! Flying Thunder God Technique plus Byakugan, that's so cool. If I had that, hehehehehe..." Jiraiya couldn't stay serious for more than three seconds before letting out a lewd laugh.

With a loud bang.

Jiraiya's figure broke through the wall and flew into the street.

Upon hearing the commotion, the shop assistant rushed over and looked at Tsunade blankly.

"Wait a moment." With that, Tsunade walked along the broken wall to Jiraiya's side and quickly pulled out his wallet: "See if this is enough to pay for the damages?"

"That's enough, that's enough..." The shopkeeper counted the silver in his wallet, which amounted to about 1.8 million.

Finding a ninja who knows Wood Release to do the repairs, plus the lost wages and other expenses, would be just right.

"That's good~" It's enough to pay. After all, she's a legendary fat sheep. She always stuffs her share of Konoha's fixed assets and even her medical fees into the gambling den, so she doesn't have much money.

"Mom, that perverted sage..." Just as he stepped out the door, Naruto was horrified to find that Jiraiya, who had been in the private room, had appeared on the street ahead of him. Naruto immediately ran over.

"It's nothing, Jiraiya-sensei just had too much to drink." Kushina was quite talented at lying through her teeth.

"But...but..." Jiraiya, the old man, had suffered new injuries. Naruto wasn't stupid, so naturally he wouldn't believe such an obviously false lie.

"Grandma Tsunade! Can you please stop bullying that perverted sage all the time?!" Naruto stood up and said indignantly to Tsunade, who was looking satisfied and about to leave.

Tsunade's steps came to an abrupt halt. She slowly turned her head, her face grim as she looked at Naruto: "You brat! What did you just call me?!"

"Tsunade-neechan, calm down, calm down..." Kushina immediately soothed the number one tyrant of Konoha.

"She's clearly the same age as the Perverted Sage, so why does she still call her 'older sister'?" It just goes to show that ignorance is bliss. If Kushina hadn't been here today, Naruto would definitely be lying dead in the street like poor Jiraiya.

"Hmph!" Tsunade, who had just taken a critical hit, turned and left with a cold snort, filled with anger.

"Naruto, you can't do that again," Kushina said earnestly.

"What's wrong, Mom?" Naruto, who grew up in a wild and untamed way, was a complete straight man and had no idea about these things.

"Age is a taboo subject for girls. If you say something like that, you'll easily get disliked by girls," Kushina said earnestly.

Suddenly, Kushina's gaze was drawn to Sasuke's figure. Sasuke was strolling along leisurely. Seeing this, Kushina immediately stepped forward and grabbed him: "Sasuke, we agreed that you'd stay at my house from now on... if you're staying at our house, don't wander off!"

"...I understand...This is troublesome..." Sasuke, who said one thing but did another, slowly nodded.

"Mom, I might not be able to live here..." Naruto said awkwardly, his head down. His place was just an ordinary studio apartment.

"We have our own home." Kushina gently patted Naruto's head with affection.

"Huh?" Naruto was taken aback at first, then realized that his father, whom he had never met, was the Fourth Hokage. How could he not have his own house?

"Let's go home!" With one child in each hand, Kushina led the two little ones with light steps toward their home.

"Mom, what about that perverted sage?" Naruto looked back every few steps, his eyes filled with worry as he gazed at the corpse lying there.

"It's alright, Jiraiya-sensei has someone to take care of him." Kushina, who had some complaints about Jiraiya, naturally hoped that Jiraiya would be taught a lesson.

Anyway, this is Konoha, so there's no fear that Jiraiya will get hurt.

Everyone went home, leaving only the unconscious Jiraiya lying dead on the streets of Konoha, a truly pitiful sight.

Of course, being a famous figure in Konoha, he was soon taken to Konoha Hospital by a team of security personnel.

On the other side~

"Darling, you're back..." Kurenai, who had been waiting for a long time, greeted Baiyue with a smile the moment she saw him, but then she suddenly saw Hinata behind Baiyue.

With a whoosh, Hong vanished without a trace.

"..." Hinata, transformed into a steam princess, collapsed in an instant, with only one thought in her mind: Kurenai's clothes... are just too embarrassing...