The leisurely life of the Hyuga main family

"Hakimia beans, north and south..." Humming a strange little tune, Bai Yue sipped her tea while looking at the world through her white eyes, feeling utterly content.

Ever since giving Sasuke a "psychological counseling" session that wasn't really counseling, Bai Yue didn't care whether Sasuke listened or not; she just assumed he did.

If Sasuke truly didn't listen at all, that's fine too. A fist the size of a sandbag will naturally reveal a clear yet foolish look in his eyes.

However, ever since Kushina barged into the Hokage's office that time, Byakuya has learned his lesson.

He simply had Shikaku take some documents and put them in his office. Anyone who dared to disturb the great Fifth Hokage's work would be glared at to death with a look that said, "How dare you disturb the Hokage's work!"

As for these tasks?

"Shikaku!" Seeing that it was almost time, Shiro immediately yelled.

"Lord Hokage..." Shikaku came over in a daze, carrying a pile of documents, and skillfully replaced the documents on the table with the ones in his hand.

"As expected of you, you're really on point!" He gave Shikaku a thumbs up in admiration. "But you could keep refining your skills. Just come over and exchange the documents when it's almost time, so I don't have to call you."

"…………" Completely speechless, Shikaku sighed helplessly, then looked at Shiro with a complicated expression.

This Hokage is incredibly powerful, both in strength and vision. He destroyed two major ninja villages and incorporated them into his forces. This was something they would never have dared to dream of before!

And he recklessly delegated power, even though it was all based on his unparalleled strength. Even so, it was still quite remarkable!

Such formidable strength not only intimidated other villages but also completely silenced some people with ulterior motives in the village.

Yes, that's right! I'm talking about none other than the Great Pot. Danzo is being a little too well-behaved these days, like a law-abiding citizen.

To be honest, Shikaku was a little unaccustomed to Danzo's change.

In short, the Hokage is great, but he's just too lazy.

I thought he asked for some documents because he wanted to familiarize himself with the work of the Hokage.

At the time, Shikaku was pleased, thinking that their great Fifth Hokage was ready to take over the job.

It turned out to be a feint, and his shrewd maneuver almost broke his back.

To come up with such a lazy and ingenious trick, their Hokage must be a genius; he's practically a shining star in the world of slacking off.

Compared to the Hokage, he was practically a complete novice in the world of slacking off.

But! Despite the admiration, all the work was assigned to him, and he, who had been slacking off for years, couldn't stand it.

"Lord Hokage, how about we find you a secretary?" Shikaku asked cautiously.

"Secretary?" Bai Yue's eyes lit up.

Yeah! He's so focused on slacking off that he's forgotten how wonderful it would be to have a capable secretary.

"There's hope!" Shikaku's eyes lit up. Even though being a secretary couldn't change the Hokage's tendency to slack off, at least he wouldn't be called upon for small tasks, which was a relief in a way.

"Then find me a young, beautiful, good-looking... um... not such a proper secretary." Bai Yue thought hard and bluntly stated her request.

"Lord Hokage, is this proper or not?" Shikaku looked troubled. This was the Hokage Building office, after all; it couldn't be too explicit.

"Don't overthink it, it's just his personality. I'm afraid he'll become too nagging if we spend too much time together because he's too serious." Bai Yue looked at Lu Jiu speechlessly.

He was so virtuous and upright, yet this filthy-headed Shikaku actually thought so badly of him?!

This is intolerable!

"Mitarashi Anko? What do you think, Hokage?" Since he knew that being unserious was a personality trait, the quirky Mitarashi Anko naturally came to mind first.

I think you're deliberately trying to stir up family conflict!

"Change it!" Bai Yue said to Lu Jiu with a sour expression.

"Kushina-sama...?" Before he could finish speaking, Shikaku noticed the murderous glare in Hakugetsu's eyes: "Tsunade?"

"Forget it, forget it. You should just find me a well-behaved and sensible one." With her killing intent dispelled, Bai Yue was the first to give up the idea of ​​finding an unconventional secretary. She sighed slowly, truly impressed. None of the so-called unconventional female ninjas were easy to get along with.

"Lord Hokage, please wait a moment, I will make all the arrangements." Since Bai Yue had given up on his idea, Shikaku would naturally make the arrangements.

Shikaku was confident of victory. He roughly understood the Hokage's thoughts, which, to put it bluntly, meant he didn't want a secretary who was too serious and domineering, like his Tyrannosaurus Rex wife.

A proper but well-behaved and sensible person is fine, preferably someone with a gentle personality who admires the Hokage.

Such a secretary will not prevent the Hokage from continuing to slack off.

There are simply too many such candidates; you could find them everywhere.

Shikaku could even improve it a bit more, striving to satisfy the Hokage.

"Tsk~ As expected of Shikaku, he's a bit weak in strength, but too clever. Otherwise, he would have been a perfect Hokage... Hmm?" While remarking, Bai Yue suddenly made her move, using her spatial abilities to grab the small white snake that was breaking through the Hokage Building's barrier.

Orochimaru, he's really interesting.

Looking at the smiling white moon, the slightly cute little white snake, in a human-like manner, revealed a look of terror.

"Did Orochimaru send you?" Mount Myōboku has a communication frog, so the Chiryū Cave is no exception. As for Shikkotsu Forest, it goes without saying that the true clones with different bodies and the Slug Sage whose identity is determined by size are even more sophisticated.

As the little white snake nodded frantically, it immediately opened its mouth and spat out a scroll.

After casually conjuring a water ball to clean the scroll, Bai Yue played with the little white snake in one hand while unsealing the scroll.

Hey, you know what, this little white snake actually feels pretty good to the touch, cool and slippery.

"Hmm, Shennong has been captured by Orochimaru. Well done." Bai Yue was quite satisfied with Orochimaru's efficiency.

The aerial ninjas were also taken prisoner, and that interesting aerial fortress fell into his hands.

To be honest, if you can build an aerial fortress, why didn't you make a little boy? Do you have some kind of psychological trauma from chubby boys?

Despite possessing some incredibly advanced technologies, they have made absolutely no research into weaponry, resulting in a highly distorted technological development.

"But we still haven't managed to get information out of that Zero-Tailed being? That's a bit unreasonable." After thinking for a moment, Bai Yue immediately wrote a reply.

The content wasn't much; it was simply to get Orochimaru to find the Zero-Tails as quickly as possible.

"Little guy, remember to deliver this reply to Orochimaru." After rubbing for a while longer, Bai Yue said calmly.

The poor little white snake nodded frantically, and after Bai Yue released its suppression, it immediately turned into a puff of white smoke and ran away against the spirit.

terrible!