Martial arts have become extinct worldwide, yet I am forced to have a large family.

"cough!"

"...That was a call from my dad!"

Yang Xian held up his phone, displaying two large characters on the screen.

Then, he quickly pressed the answer button and took two steps back to create distance between himself and the two girls.

As soon as the call connected, Yang Xian's father's voice came through the phone.

"Hey brat! Did Xiaobai catch it?"

"Here we go, here we go!" Yang Xian responded repeatedly.

"You didn't even tell me you picked it up, and you didn't reply to my messages. I was so worried about you, and I even got a scolding from your mother."

Yang Xian gave an awkward smile.

Because he really forgot.

"Something came up and I was delayed!"

"It's just a message, what could be so urgent..."

On the other end of the phone, Dad's voice suddenly stopped, and then his tone changed.

"Oh, I see, I see. You young people are just too hot-tempered and impatient!"

Hearing this, Yang Xian was stunned for a moment before he realized what was happening: "Dad, don't talk nonsense! It's not what you think!"

"Alright, alright! You don't need to explain, Dad understands!"

"I won't disturb your business any longer. Remember to treat your wife well!"

These words were spoken.

The scene fell silent once again!

"Dad! Don't talk nonsense! It wasn't me, I didn't do it!"

Yang Xian's hands were trembling with anxiety.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

He wanted to explain further, but the call had already been disconnected.

Father!

You really are my dad!

Thank you so much!

Your phone call was more timely than burning paper money at my grave!

"young married woman……?"

Su Lingling's voice came softly from behind.

Upon hearing this, Yang Xian shuddered, nearly dropping his phone.

Even without looking, he could imagine Su Lingling's expression right now.

A fragrant breeze wafted over.

Su Lingling had already walked up to Yang Xian, her smile unusually eerie.

"Honey, sure."

"You even have a 'wife' now? How come I've never heard you mention that before?"

Su Lingling tugged at Yang Xian's collar, and their eyes met.

"Does Jiang Mengyun know about this?"

"Does Lin Qingxue know?"

"Or is this a little secret that only belongs to the two of us?"

Cold sweat instantly streamed down Yang Xian's forehead. "This..."

What the hell is this?!

How am I supposed to explain this?

Su Lingling's beautiful eyes were fixed on him, waiting for Yang Xian's answer.

Now that things had come to this, Yang Xian had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak:

"Lingling, let me explain!"

"Xiaobai...she's the wife my dad secretly found for me."

"I only found out today..."

"Really?" Su Lingling stared intently at Yang Xian.

His face practically screamed: I don't believe you for a second!

They just said they were childhood sweethearts.

Now she's my daughter-in-law.

In a little while, will they tell me they already have a child?

really!

Never believe a single word a scumbag says!

On the other side, Bai Chuyi gently tugged at Yang Xian's sleeve.

"Da Yang, what's a wife?"

"...Why am I your wife?"

Bai Chuyi's mother passed away a long time ago, and Uncle Bai is an unreliable person.

Therefore, Bai Chuyi is clueless about many social customs, especially when it comes to relationships between men and women.

"Yang Xian, why don't you go and explain this to your childhood sweetheart..."

"What does 'wife' mean?"

"Seriously..."

"I'd love to know too!"

Su Lingling's smile became even more dangerous.

He emphasized every word of the last sentence.

"Wife, wife is..."

Yang Xian felt like he was suffocating.

On one side is the naturally clueless Qingmei, who keeps asking about the meaning of "wife".

On one side is the cunning and scheming school beauty with a dangerous smile.

One is a natural airhead, the other is a cunning schemer; how can they be so terrifying when they team up?

"What's wrong?"

"You can't even answer such a simple question?"

Su Lingling glanced at Bai Chuyi and continued speaking.

Being a "daughter-in-law" is a very special profession!

"My main job is to accompany men in the evenings to do a very physically demanding activity."

Yang Xian's eyelids twitched violently.

Holy crap!?

Why don't you even listen to this explanation?

What ideas did you instill in Xiaobai?

"This method can help men relax and relieve stress."

"If you do a good job, the man will be very happy."

"You didn't do a good job..."

Su Lingling deliberately dragged out the last syllable, "The man might... not want you anymore."

After listening, Bai Chuyi nodded as if she understood, and then looked at Yang Xian.

"It's okay, I'm very strong."

"Can we sleep together after we exercise?"

Yang Xian: "???"

Why are you still thinking about sleeping?

Can I say no?

Yang Xian stammered, "Well...theoretically...it should be possible, right...?"

Before the words were even finished, Su Lingling interrupted and answered.

"Of course!"

She grabbed Yang Xian's arm and flashed a victor's smile.

"Your Yang spent the night at my house last night!"

This move can be described as a fatal blow!

Unfortunately, she was facing a naive Bai Chuyi.

Bai Chuyi's focus was clearly not on the deeper meaning of "spending the night".

She simply tilted her head, her long eyelashes fluttering.

"overnight?"

"Da Yang, did you sleep with this woman last night?"

"..." Yang Xian's Adam's apple bobbed, unable to respond to her words.

Looking at Bai Chuyi's innocent expression, Su Lingling couldn't tell whether she was pretending to be innocent or genuinely innocent.

Since that's the case, let's administer another strong dose of medicine!

"Of course!"

Su Lingling pressed herself even closer, a smug look on her face: "We slept in the same bed all night last night!"

Now you should understand, right?

"so……"

She looked at Su Lingling and asked earnestly, "Are you Da Yang's wife?"

Yang Xian: ? ? ?

Su Lingling: ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄

This sudden straight shot almost caused even a seasoned driver like Su Lingling to crash.

"Xiaobai, it's not what you think..."

Yang Xian tried to make a final struggle, but a small hand pinched her soft waist tightly.

I almost cried out.

Su Lingling then unilaterally announced:

"I...of course I'm Yang Xian's wife!"

I thought this would completely intimidate them.

But to everyone's surprise, Bai Chuyi's eyes lit up instantly, filled with anticipation!

"Very good!"

"We're all Da Yang's wives, that night..."

"Does that mean the three of us can...sleep together now!"

Yang Xian: "Ah↗"

Su Lingling was dumbfounded.

This woman is so naive!

Or……

Is she using a strategy of retreat to advance?

Are you trying to force me to back down?

What a vicious and scheming woman!

I've never seen the moves they used before!

But Su Lingling knew that no matter how naive the other party was, she could not back down now!

"That's right!"

"Darling, you won't refuse us..."

"Right?"