Martial arts have become extinct worldwide, yet I am forced to have a large family.
Chapter 269 Stop having such filthy thoughts!
At noon, the teaching building was bustling with people leaving class.
Carden, accompanied by his two scantily clad blonde companions and three monsters of various shapes, strolled leisurely along the main road of the campus.
This unusual combination immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"Look, it's a foreigner! He must be from the exorcism cult, right?"
"The thing following him is... a monster? My god, this is the first time I've ever seen a monster so obedient, it feels so unreal."
"Listen to me? I advise you not to get too close. Who knows if these things will suddenly go berserk and hurt someone?"
"Look at that guy, he's so arrogant, he really thinks our school is his backyard."
All the students at Chengwu University found this scene incredibly novel, yet instinctively remained on guard.
From a young age, they were taught that monsters are humanity's irreconcilable enemies and must be completely eradicated.
But now, these monsters, which should be on the battlefield, are swaggering around their sacred campus. This intense cognitive conflict makes everyone feel uneasy.
"Hello everyone!"
Carden enjoyed the feeling of being the center of attention.
He stopped, gracefully waved to the students around him, and gave what he thought was a charming smile.
A bunch of country bumpkins who've never seen the world.
They must be envious of my powerful and obedient "battle pets" right now, right?
Carden's thoughts drifted.
Perhaps in a moment, these Eastern girls will swarm around him, crying and begging him to grant them a "battle pet" as a bodyguard.
Carden had seen this scene countless times since he grew up in the exorcism cult.
Those women are willing to do anything to gain power or to curry favor with the powerful.
He deliberately slowed down, giving those around him enough time to appreciate him.
She even casually tossed her brilliant blonde hair, striking a perfect profile pose.
Ensure it's flawless from every angle.
Meanwhile, his eyes darted through the crowd, selecting his "prey" for the night.
Hmm, this one is too short.
This skin isn't fair enough.
This... has a very flat chest.
After walking a short distance, Carden muttered impatiently, "Strange, why aren't they coming up yet?"
According to the normal script, those girls should be captivated by my handsome appearance and powerful abilities.
Are they screaming and lunging at me, eager to offer their bodies to me?
"I understand!"
Carden's mind worked quickly, and he immediately gave a knowing smile.
Women from the East, women from China, are indeed more reserved.
They all secretly wanted to fawn over me to the point of madness, but because of their ridiculous shamelessness, they pretended to be high and mighty.
What a troublesome yet adorable creature!
What interesting cultural differences!
With that in mind, Carden decided to take the initiative and give these shy girls a chance.
His gaze was fixed on a girl walking alone on the side of the road.
The girl was wearing a clean training uniform, with her hair tied in a simple ponytail, and she was holding several books about martial arts theory in her arms.
Her face still had a touch of student-like innocence, and her expression was focused, as if she was thinking about something.
"Her it's her!" Carden's lips curled into a smile as he walked straight over.
"Beautiful lady, would you do me the honor of inviting me to lunch?"
He stood in front of the girl, bowed slightly in a standard Western gentleman's greeting, and his voice was full of magnetism:
"Of course, after lunch, we can go to a quiet place to chat about life and do some..."
"Things that make us both happy."
As he spoke, his burning gaze roamed over the girl, and the implications in his words were no longer concealed.
The surrounding students immediately cast disdainful glances at them:
"Damn, this foreigner really is no good!"
"Damn it, he's only been at our school for one day and he's already trying to hit on the girls here!"
"That look in his eyes was disgusting, like he'd never seen a woman before."
The girl who had been approached was clearly startled. She took a half step back while clutching her books and said softly, "Sorry, I... I don't have time today."
"It's okay." Carden's smile remained unchanged, thinking the other person was just shy. "How about tomorrow? I'm free all day tomorrow."
"No...no need!" The girl took another step back and waved her hands repeatedly. "I need to intensify my training to prepare for the upcoming freshman competition."
Chinese women are indeed very different from those who only knew how to flatter in the past.
Carden's desire to conquer was completely ignited.
Even though you really want it, you insist on making excuses to refuse because of your pride.
This kind of coy charade... is quite interesting!
Having gotten used to "fast food" that is delivered to our door, occasionally trying this kind of "hard dish" that requires us to peel off the layers ourselves seems to stimulate our appetite more.
But Carden was completely unaware that the girl genuinely had no feelings for him whatsoever, and even felt some aversion towards him.
"The freshman competition?" Carden feigned surprise. "Then you should relax even more. I'll be staying here for a while; we have plenty of time. Let's exchange contact information?"
"This...but..." The girl was already flustered and just wanted to leave as soon as possible. "I have something to do, I have to go!"
After she finished speaking, she tried to walk around Carden.
"Don't be shy!" Kaden reached out and grabbed the girl's wrist. "I'm not a bad person..."
Just then, a flash of silver light appeared.
"Clang!"
A long, silver-white spear was precisely positioned between Carden and the girl.
Its sharp edge was icy cold, and Carden's outstretched hand froze in mid-air.
"She said she had something else to do. Are you deaf?"
Xia Ming stood there steadily, holding a long spear. His light flaxen hair swayed slightly in the wind, and his amber eyes were full of disgust.
She couldn't stand this foreigner harassing her classmate in broad daylight.
Seeing his good deed interrupted, Carden's smile vanished instantly.
He looked up at Xia Ming with displeasure: "Hey, what's it to you if I invite someone out to dinner?"
"Enough already!" Xia Ming said coldly.
"Who doesn't know your philandering ways? You only ask people out for your...things!"
"I advise you to quickly abandon your filthy thoughts and disappear from my sight!"
Xu Huanhuan, who was watching the commotion from a short distance away, didn't expect Xia Ming to be so bold and rushed over directly.
She excitedly revealed her two little tiger teeth, her eyes sparkling.
"Hehe, I think I've found something fun again!"
Upon seeing this, the two blonde beauties behind him immediately tried to step forward and block their master.
"Wait!" Carden simply raised his hand to stop them.
He slowly straightened his collar, regained his elegant posture, and looked at Xia Ming with disdain.
"What do you mean by 'that thing in the crotch'? Sexual intercourse between men and women, isn't that the most normal thing?"
He spread his hands, as if he were saying some self-evident truth.
"As normal human beings, who doesn't have some physiological needs?"
"Do you Chinese people all rely on photosynthesis to reproduce?"
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