Martial arts have become extinct worldwide, yet I am forced to have a large family.

"Don't leave after school!"

Wei Teng turned around without looking back and returned to his seat.

The whole process was swift and efficient, without any unnecessary delays.

Yang Xian looked at the rather exquisite envelope on the table and was speechless.

"What is this?"

"A challenge?"

Yang Xian guessed that Wei Teng had probably seen through his little trick after returning home, and was here today to get revenge.

However, he didn't care.

Even if he calls for help, the people he can summon at most are at the third or fourth realm, or at most a fifth realm to lend a hand.

It poses no threat to me.

On the other side, Wei Teng returned to his seat, his face long and drawn.

He muttered to himself in a whisper, a sound only he could hear:

"This is... the worst luck imaginable!"

「昨天刚被他揍了一顿，今天本少爷还要跟个孙子一样，屁颠屁颠地来给他送情书！」

"What exactly does my sister see in this guy?"

"You're not good-looking, and you can't compare to me in terms of ability!"

"Are those girls in the college blind? Does that mean my older sister is blind too?"

Yang Xian, of course, couldn't hear Wei Teng's mutterings and slowly picked up the envelope.

Upon opening it, I found a card of decent quality inside.

A line of text was written in neat handwriting: 4th floor of the main building, lecture hall, see you there.

At the end of the word, there's a... heart drawn?

Yang Xian's face twitched.

If you're going to challenge someone to a fight, then why draw a heart?

Who are you trying to disgust?

Just then, another figure stood next to his desk.

Liu Ruyu remained as arrogant as ever, with her hands in her pockets, looking down at him condescendingly.

"So? Have you thought it through?"

"Do you want to accept my collaboration proposal? Think it through before you answer me!"

The so-called cooperation was nothing more than Liu Ruyu helping him fend off those fanatical girls in the academy, while he would play her boyfriend and eventually "elope" with her to Nanhai City.

Yang Xian casually tossed the card with the heart drawn on it into the drawer.

He knew very well that if he didn't agree to this wild girl's advances, she would become a clingy leech, sticking to him relentlessly.

And he exposes his location to his fans anytime, anywhere.

Agreeing or disagreeing is both problematic; it's a real dilemma.

After thinking for a moment, Yang Xian shook his head.

"Forget it..."

"I'm serious about relationships, and I don't want to play some fake marriage game with others."

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyu paused for a moment, then a playful glint appeared in her beautiful eyes:

"So, after all this time, this is what you're worrying about?"

"Since you don't like fake relationships, then it's fine to go for real ones!"

"We female warriors can't have children, so what difference does it make who we marry?"

Yang Xian looked up and met her gaze: "I can't see any 'real' in your casual attitude."

"Oh? You really want to do this?" Liu Ruyu suddenly laughed, her smile carrying a hint of provocation and arrogance.

"Alright, I'll show you!"

Liu Ruyu ripped off her baseball cap and tossed it carelessly onto Yang Xian's desk, then...

He plopped down on Yang Xian's lap!

She leaned back and her soft body nestled into Yang Xian's arms.

Warm, fragrant, and soft jade embraces me.

Yang Xian froze completely.

This is not over yet!

Liu Ruyu swiftly hooked one arm around Yang Xian's neck, while her other hand grabbed Yang Xian's restless hand and unceremoniously pressed it onto her smooth, firm thigh.

"How is it? Is it realistic enough?"

Her breath, carrying a hint of heat, sprayed onto Yang Xian's earlobe.

Before Yang Xian could react, a soft pair of lips pressed against his, giving him a light peck.

Like a dragonfly skimming the water, they part ways in an instant.

"Is this real enough?"

All the students were inexplicably fed a mouthful of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection), and then they all looked away at the same time.

Some pretended to read, while others looked out the window, as if nothing had happened.

Yang Xian swallowed hard, his mind blank, completely forgetting what he was supposed to say or do.

"Isn't that enough?"

Seeing his stunned expression, Liu Ruyu's beautiful eyebrows furrowed slightly.

She shifted her waist slightly in Yang Xian's arms, adjusting to a more comfortable position.

Then, she took out her phone, unlocked it, and opened the camera app.

"Click."

Because of her unintentional twist, she accidentally pressed on Yang Xian's wound below.

Yang Xian forcibly suppressed the surging blood and qi, preventing his abnormality from showing.

Liu Ruyu's face was already pressed against his.

A close-knit group photo was thus created.

She even posted the photos on her WeChat Moments in front of Yang Xian, even though she barely had any friends on her friend list.

After doing all this, she put away her phone and stared intently at Yang Xian with her bright eyes.

"so……"

"Isn't that convincing enough!"

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It's time to get out of school again.

This time, Yang Xian was holding Liu Ruyu's hand as they walked on campus.

He's truly at his wit's end.

This woman is impervious to both soft and hard approaches, and he can't shake her off no matter what he does, so he can only temporarily accept her existence.

"Drink slowly, it's all spilling."

Yang Xian wiped the corner of his "new girlfriend's" mouth with a hint of helplessness.

Liu Ruyu squinted, took another big gulp of milk tea, and let out a satisfied sigh.

Wow~

"Actually, it's not bad to have a man who cares about you!"

She shook her head, her tone tinged with curiosity.

"There's milk tea to drink, and someone even helps wipe your mouth."

Look how spoiled you are!

Yang Xian's face was expressionless.

"Hey, let me try your cup!" Liu Ruyu suddenly pointed at the cup in Yang Xian's hand.

"I've already drunk them," Yang Xian replied instinctively.

"It's okay, I don't mind!" Liu Ruyu urged. "Hurry up! All this hesitation makes you seem like a fake boyfriend!"

Okay, you win.

Yang Xian couldn't refuse her, so he had no choice but to hold his cup to her lips.

Liu Ruyu leaned in without any hesitation and took a big gulp through the straw.

"Mmm! Yours tastes better than mine!"

Her eyes lit up, and then she did something that Yang Xian didn't expect.

She shoved her nearly empty milk tea into Yang Xian's hand, then snatched his barely touched cup.

"Let's switch!"

Yang Xian: "..."

You almost finished drinking it, so why didn't you say you wanted to change it when you hadn't finished?

He stared at the empty glass in his hand, now containing only a few pearls, and remained speechless.

"Liu Ruyu, that's enough for today. I have something to do, so I have to go now."

Yang Xian stopped and decided to end this absurd "date".

"So soon?" Liu Ruyu seemed a little reluctant to leave. "It's rare for someone to treat me to milk tea, let me see you off!"

"No!" Yang Xian immediately refused. "It's best if girls don't get involved in the places I'm going."

Liu Ruyu tilted her head and looked at him: "Where are you going? To fight?"

Yang Xian: "..."

You guessed perfectly...