Brother, just how powerful is our family?

On various platforms, Chinese netizens displayed their humor and satire in discussions about "why countries around the world are collectively silent."

The most liked comment under the trending Weibo topic #YourSilenceIsDeafening#:

Previously: The "China threat theory"! The China is disrupting the international order! The China must abide by the rules!

Now: ... (silence)

"Previously: The United States was the beacon of democracy! The US-China alliance was unbreakable! Freedom of navigation!"

Now: ... (silence)

Previously: "The United Nations must uphold justice! The international community must unite! Condemn acts of aggression!"

"Now: ... (United Nations: What a beautiful day!)"

This comment was shared 120 million times and received 380 million likes.

A short video on TikTok that imitates the reactions of world leaders has gone viral.

Creators used AI face-swapping technology to paste the faces of world leaders onto various memes:

A prominent American Twitter user, rubbing his forehead in contemplation, captioned the post, "This generation of underlings is not easy to manage."

Gallic chicken: Shrugging and spreading hands, captioned "Traditional skill - surrender".

Dai Ying: Hiding under the table, captioned "The sun never sets? The sun dares not set."

Polar bear: Calmly drinking tea, captioned "I told you, times have changed."

UN Secretary-General: Turn off your phone, captioned "Poor signal, do not disturb".

Likes: 2100 million; Comments: "Too real," "Not very harmful, but extremely insulting," "Suggest applying for UNESCO World Heritage status."

A question has gone viral on Zhihu: "If Qin Feng's interstellar battleship appeared in a Hollywood movie, how would the main characters defeat it?"

Top-rated answer:

"Step 1: Find a genius scientist who is an alcoholic, who has participated in the design of warships and knows a fatal weakness."

"Step Two: Assemble a group of teammates with unique skills: hackers, pilots, muscular men, and sexy female agents."

"Step 3: Infiltrate the warship, experience a series of thrilling chases and gunfights, and sacrifice one or two supporting characters."

"Step 4: At the last moment, press the red self-destruct button."

"Step 5: The warship explodes, and the main characters escape in a small spaceship, with dazzling sparks behind them."

"Reality: Battleship main gun charging - firing - the end."

Likes: 95; Replies: "Hollywood screenwriter: This question is beyond the scope of the curriculum." "I suggest making a movie about this reality, titled 'Shut Up or You'll Be Next.'" "USA: Director, that's not how the script was written!"

On Hupu's pedestrian street forum, a post was bumped to the front page: "Rational discussion, what level is President Qin's move equivalent to internationally?"

Top comment:

"It's like a fight in kindergarten, and suddenly one of the kids pulls out a Gatling gun."

Other countries: Referee! He cheated!

"President Qin: Referee? What referee?"

Second most popular comment:

"It's like playing poker; you play a three, and your opponent immediately plays a royal flush."

You: This is against the rules!

Qin Feng: Rules? I wrote them on the spot.

Third most popular comment:

"It's like a minion in LoL touching Garen, and Garen uses Judgment. Don't ask how Judgment hits a minion."

"Soldier: I just touched it..."

"Demar: To look at it is a sin."

Of course, there were also serious discussions.

On professional military forums, military enthusiasts analyzed the technical parameters of the three warships:

"An electromagnetic cannon traveling at 0.1 times the speed of light—what kind of propulsion technology is that?"

"How do you overcome atmospheric refraction and attenuation when an energy weapon strikes directly from space?"

"Those soldiers are definitely not normal; their movements are as synchronized as robots."

"Conclusion: President Qin's technology is at least a hundred years ahead of the rest of the world."

"I suggest that all countries' armies disband on the spot, since they can't win anyway."

"US: Should we continue building the F-35? I need an answer urgently."

At a science and technology forum, experts debated the technical feasibility of land reclamation.

"Moving 500 million square kilometers of earth and stone would require far more energy than the total energy consumed since the Industrial Revolution."

"The question is about geological structure; could the new continent exist stably?"

"If President Qin can build interstellar warships, he should be able to solve the geological problems."

"I now believe that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is true—that in ancient times there really were immortals who moved mountains and filled seas."

Meanwhile, ordinary netizens continued their revelry.

Someone photoshopped Qin Feng's image onto various famous historical paintings:

Beside Qin Shi Huang: "I unified the six kingdoms, and you're going to unify the earth?"

Beside Genghis Khan: "I conquered to the Danube, and you conquered to outer space?"

Beside Zhu Yuanzhang: "We'll drive out the barbarians, you drive out... never mind, you're more ruthless."

Someone created an "Earth Power Ranking":

First place: Qin Feng (possesses an interstellar fleet)

Second place: Others (no Starfleet)

Note: The difference is too large to be compared.

Someone made up a jingle:

"On April 22nd, President Qin unleashed a massive attack. Warships floated in the sky, the sun withered on the ground. A piece of land was filled in the Pacific Ocean, and the Yanhuang civilization was about to arrive. The world was silent, only netizens were roaring."

Some people have even started to imagine the future:

"Once the Yanhuang Continent is built, I'm going to get a villa!"

"I want my child to be the first generation of citizens of the Yanhuang civilization!"

"It is suggested that Qingming Festival be designated as 'The Anniversary of the Founding of Yanhuang Civilization,' with a seven-day holiday!"

"Upstairs, what are you doing for National Day?"

"Leave it for a month!"

The revelry continued at 3 a.m.

Jokes, memes, videos, articles... all kinds of creative works are emerging one after another.

The server engineers were numb, staring at the astonishing data curves on the monitoring screens, sipping coffee, and exchanging bitter smiles.

"It's worth it to be able to maintain this level of traffic even once in your life."

"So, what does President Qin do right now?"

"Maybe they're creating a continent."

"That's true... for him, this is probably just his daily routine."

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, the lights of intelligence agencies, think tanks, and government departments in various countries remained on all night.

They are analyzing, discussing, and formulating countermeasures.

But in any case, one thing is certain:

From this day forward, the rules of international politics have been completely rewritten.

The rewriter is named Qin Feng.

A 26-year-old Chinese man.

The founder of a civilization with an interstellar fleet.

A legend that silenced the world and made the Dragon Kingdom rejoice.

And this celebration has only just begun.

The era of the Yanhuang civilization.

The era of the rise of a new continent in the Pacific Ocean.

The era when humanity ventured into the stars.

And the prologue to this era was written on the night of April 22, 2026, with the cheers and laughter of hundreds of millions of netizens.

Lively, bustling, and full of hope.

Just like this nation, this civilization, it has remained consistent for five thousand years.

No matter how many storms they weather, they always manage to unleash amazing vitality and optimism at crucial moments.

Tonight, they cheered for Qin Feng.

They also cheer for their own bloodline and their own civilization.

Because what Qin Feng accomplished was a dream they had long cherished in their hearts:

May the name of Yan and Huang resound throughout the stars.

Let the civilization of Yan and Huang reign supreme over the world.