Damn it, I'm surrounded by insane Alphas!

Today's top news: Lu Lin has run away from home.

When Yang Pei heard about this in the group chat, his first reaction was:

"I thought only minors would use those four words."

The cause of the matter was simple, so simple that Lu Lin himself felt a little embarrassed.

Shi Ran has been getting too close to Chen Feng lately!

Since the incident at the police station, their relationship has progressed rapidly.

When Lu Lin went to pick people up, eight out of ten times he would see Chen Feng and Shi Ran coming out together, chatting and laughing.

His discomfort grew stronger day by day.

But he didn't know how to say it.

What did you say? That you should stay away from him? On what grounds?

Who is he anyway? Why is he jealous of someone without a proper relationship?

Shi Ran is an omega in real life, which is completely the same as Chen Feng's, so she has no interest in him at all.

But he's a beta in the current instance. Although it's rare, there are combinations of beta and omega.

Lu Lin was quite jealous of this and asked the AI ​​if there were any similar examples.

AI chuckled and replied, "Yeah, Beta and Omega pairings are rare, but they do exist, and many are quite stable. What's wrong? Is your favorite pairing Beta and Omega?"

Lu Lin: Get out, all of you get out.

The conflict truly erupted at noon today.

Shi Ran suddenly remembered something at the dinner table, looked up at him and said, "Can we talk about something? You don't need to pick me up anymore."

Lu Lin was stunned. "Why?"

"Your leg has always been bad, don't overdo it, or it will become a chronic problem."

Lu Lin stared at him for a few seconds, then remembered that he had arrived a little early the day before yesterday.

As soon as I arrived at the convenience store, I saw Shi Ran and Chen Feng buying oden through the glass window.

There's only one cup; I don't know who will be with whom.

Lu Lin stood outside the door, and the little fire in his heart suddenly ignited.

Now they're even telling me not to come again!

Lu Lin grew angrier the more he thought about it, and simply said, "Don't worry, I'll never pick you up again in this lifetime."

After saying that, he left without looking back.

Shi Ran was left alone with the young master and the dog. Shi Ran scratched his head, looked down at the young master, and said, "It's nothing, he's just like that."

The young master tilted his head and looked at him: I have a very good temper, Mom.

Lu Lin was furious and ran downstairs in one breath, but suddenly stopped at the top of the stairs.

He took a deep breath: "I'll give you one more chance."

I'll forgive you as long as you come back to me.

Lu Lin waited for a minute.

Two minutes.

Five minutes!

There was no sound from upstairs.

I'm giving you one last chance! Don't be ungrateful!!

Footsteps finally came from upstairs.

Lu Lin's eyes lit up, and he immediately held the phone to his ear, pretending to make a phone call.

The footsteps grew closer, and Lu Lin's heart pounded faster and faster.

Then--

"Hey, Xiao Lu?"

Lu Lin turned his head and froze.

It was the auntie upstairs, holding a Pomeranian leash, smiling at him.

"Are you waiting here for Shiran again?"

Lu Lin opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

The auntie just smiled and walked away with the puppy.

Lu Lin was left standing there alone, wondering what he meant by "again! Here! Waiting!"

So all I've been doing is waiting for him every day? Don't I have anything to do for myself?!

Lu Lin was truly angry this time. He could be a dog, but not a lapdog!

So this time he turned around and left, looking aggressive.

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Lu Lin went to the club to find Yang Pei and the others; Yang Pei owns the club.

At times like this, Yang Pei would absolutely be met with a barrage of sarcastic remarks.

He has a lot of opinions about Lu Lin lately.

After the incident at the police station, he tried to imitate Lu Lin's coquettish behavior in the corridor with his friends, but no one believed him; they all said he was making it up.

"Are you drunk? Is Lu Lin being coquettish?"

"Don't talk nonsense. He can act cute? The person who can act cute hasn't been born yet."

Yang Pei was furious and immediately called Lu Lin, ready to let them hear it for themselves.

The call was connected.

"what?"

"What are you doing?" Yang Pei asked.

"I'm busy."

"What are you busy with? It's ten in the morning, don't tell me you're washing dishes again."

There was a moment of silence on the other end. "I'm in line to buy a jianbing guozi."

"When did you start liking to eat that?"

"I don't like to eat it, but I sometimes crave it."

Yang Pei took a deep breath, "No... wait a minute, I'll play it on speakerphone, say it again."

He had just turned on speakerphone when the call was disconnected.

Yang Pei's face turned green. He held up his phone and shouted at the group, "Did you hear that? Someone said they wanted to eat it, and he eagerly went to line up."

Zhou Chi glanced at him and chuckled.

"You mean the person who hung up on you so quickly is now waiting in line for someone else?"

Yang Pei: "I..."

Zhou Chi gave a thumbs up, "When it comes to imagination, you're the best."

Yang Pei had been suffering in silence for several days. Hey, today I had a fight and ran away from home, and now this guy has delivered himself right to my door.

Lu Lin's face was quite ugly. He plopped down on the sofa, picked up the water bottle next to him, and drank half a bottle before stopping.

Yang Pei came closer, circled him twice, and clicked his tongue repeatedly, "What did I say again?"

He gestured with his chin toward Zhou Chi.

"Look at his face now, the words 'sexual dissatisfaction' are written all over it. Has he ever cared about anyone this much before?"

Lu Lin glared at him, then grabbed the ashtray next to him and was about to smash it.

If I can't do anything about it, can't I do anything about it too?

Yang Pei immediately took two steps back, raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything more."

Zhou Chi also smiled and came over, sitting down next to Lu Lin.

"Tell me, what's gotten into our Young Master Lu?"

Lu Lin put down the ashtray and asked sullenly, "What was going on between your sister and that beta again?"

Zhou Chi was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to react.

His sister is a beta, and last year, for the first time ever, she started dating an Omega. At the time, the family discussed it for a while, since such a combination is indeed rare.

But what does this have to do with Lu Lin?

"What kind of ancient almanac is this? Why are you asking about my sister?"

Lu Lin, still annoyed, continued to ask, "Have you broken up?"

"They didn't break up, they're still together."

Lu Lin's expression darkened slightly. "What did your sister take a fancy to that Omega about? Isn't she a beta?"

Zhou Chi had no idea what he was up to, so he just told him the truth: "It seems that Omega is pursuing me quite aggressively. He's a colleague, and we see each other every day, you know... feelings can develop over time."

The more he spoke, the uglier Lu Lin's expression became.

He was still reminiscing to himself, "Well, they're still together, so lovey-dovey, they even posted on social media for Valentine's Day..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Linteng stood up.

Oh shit.

He was hoping to hear Zhou Chi say something like, "We broke up a long time ago. What future can a beta and an omega have?"

Zhou Chi, on the contrary, only added fuel to the fire.

Zhou Chi stared at him blankly. "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Lin took a deep breath and looked at him. "You, play two rounds of billiards with me."

Zhou Chi nodded blankly and followed, but Lu Lin did just that, clearing the field with three shots and shutting out the opponent.

He didn't hit a single shot.

Several onlookers nearby started making a fuss.

"Oh, Young Master Lu, you're really getting angry!"

"Zhou Chi, what did you do to offend them? Hurry up and kneel down, stop struggling."

Zhou Chi was so angry he laughed.

He walked over, patted Lu Lin on the shoulder, and said, "Impressive, impressive, I'm convinced, okay?"

Lu Lin turned to look at him, his eyes still looking half-dead.

"Your submission is useless."

He paused, then said, slowly and deliberately:

"You have to remember, Omega and Beta have no future whatsoever."

Zhou Chi stood there, stunned. What was that?

He was about to ask something else when someone suddenly called out from the side.

"Holy crap!"

Everyone turned around and saw Yang Pei rushing over with a look of sudden realization on his face.

"I get it! Master, I understand everything! Your partner wouldn't be hooking up with that Omega from the bar, would they?"

Lu Lin didn't speak.

He just stared at Yang Pei quietly, his face expressionless.

But he started taking off his bracelet, and then his necklace.

Yang Pei's face turned pale instantly; this was the prelude to taking action.

He immediately took two steps back. "Hey, I was just guessing!"

He stopped speaking halfway through his sentence when he met Lu Lin's gaze.

Lu Lin continued picking, while Yang Pei jumped up and down anxiously, "Linzi, don't rush, don't be silly, I have a solution! I really have a solution!"

Lu Lin paused, and Yang Pei seized the opportunity to continue, saying in one breath, "I have a friend who recently had a breakup, was really threatening to kill himself, and in the end, he had no choice but to find some kind of... fortune teller, you know? The kind who talks about marriage."

Lu Lin stared at him. "And then?"

Yang Pei swallowed hard and continued, "They made up the very next day! Now they're engaged! Really! I'm not kidding!"

A few seconds of silence followed. Lu Lin looked at him for a moment. "A fortune teller?"

Yang Pei nodded frantically, "Yes, yes, a fortune teller! Very accurate! Do you want me to make an appointment for you?"

Lu Lin didn't speak, but he picked up the bracelet. "Let's make an appointment now."

Yang Pei's smile froze on his face. He took out his phone and started scrolling through his contacts.

Yang Pei felt a chill run down his spine under Lu Lin's gaze, and his fingers swiped the screen faster and faster.

"Found it! Found it!"

He opened a business card and handed it to Lu Lin.

"This is it, Master, it's very effective."

Lu Lin took the phone and glanced at it.

The profile picture is of an old man with a sage-like appearance, and the nickname is "Xuanqing Daoren". His Moments are full of screenshots of various "customer feedback".

"Thank you for your guidance, Master! We got back together!" "I listened to the Master's advice and met my soulmate within three months!" "We got back together for the 30th time! The Master is truly amazing!"

Lu Lin frowned, but he still opened the chat box. "Use your phone to talk to him."

The other party then sent a message: "[Send your birth information.]"

Lu Lin hovered his finger above the screen and looked up at Yang Pei.

"I don't know his birth date and time."

Yang Pei blinked. "Then why don't you send a message and ask?"

Zhou Chi laughed out loud from the side.

"You're really something else. We're having a cold war, and you ask him for his birth date? He'll think you're going to curse him."

Yang Pei awkwardly shut his mouth. Lu Lin was silent for two seconds, then made a phone call to have someone check Shi Ran's birthday.

Ten minutes later, a document was sent to Lu Lin's phone.

He clicked on it and slowly scrolled down.

The information is very detailed, including his family situation. It is indeed as the aunt upstairs said: his parents passed away a long time ago.

Yang Pei had already sent Shi Ran's birth chart to the master, and the group was studying with great interest what the basis was for this and whether it was effective.

Unaware that Lu Lin was staring blankly at his phone beside him.

The last document is a court enforcement record.

Debt owed: 100,000.

Lu Lin looked at those few lines of text: 100,000.

For him, 100,000 is just a watch, a first-class flight, or a night at an Aman hotel.

But Shi Ran remembered the first time he walked into that dilapidated rented room: the faded sheets and the expired medicine boxes.

Shi Ran worked two jobs every day, working herself to the bone to pay off her debts, but she still gave all her money to Chen Feng.

He himself is so poor, yet he still gives money to others.

That's incredibly stupid.

As he was thinking this, Yang Pei suddenly shouted from behind, "Really?!"

Lu Lin snapped out of his daze and saw Yang Pei holding up his phone. "What's wrong?"

Yang Pei handed over his phone, "The master has calculated the compatibility of your birth charts!"

The screen displayed a passage with cryptic language, such as "the five elements clash," "the destinies are incompatible," and "the marriage palace is obstructed."

But in layman's terms, it means it doesn't fit.

They are completely incompatible.

It's simply a mismatch made in heaven.

Lu Lin's face darkened completely. He looked up at Yang Pei with a sinister expression and demanded, "What the hell did you find?"

"No, no, no, look down, look down! There's more!"

Lu Lin slid down.

The last paragraph reads:

However, there is a way. Although your destinies clash, there is still a thread of fate connecting you. You need to light a love candle for seven days to resolve the conflict and rekindle your marriage.

Below is a price, special offer: 1999.

Yang Pei was laughing hysterically.

"Hahahaha, love candles! 1999! People actually believe that?"

Zhou Chi laughed along, "That's quite a convincing story. No wonder so many people are getting involved; it's too easy to make money this way."

Several onlookers nearby burst into laughter.

The next second, the transfer notification sounded crisply.

Lu Lin promptly transferred 4000.

Note: Here's the most effective one.

(Yang Pei: This is my phone!)