In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

Zhao Yu's "Fish and Lamb Stew" completely shattered Zhou Yu's plan to torment the northerners with "food culture."

The next ten days of sailing.

Scene reversal.

For the Eastern Wu navy, this was also a form of mental torture.

Zhou Yu had tried other methods as well.

On the fifth day, the river was swept by strong winds and waves.

Zhou Yu ordered them to advance at full speed, hoping the bumpy ride would make these northern landlubbers vomit their bile.

As a result, Zhao Yu did not vomit.

Instead, they installed hammocks, hanging them on the beams and pillars.

As the boat rocked, he slept soundly, even more soundly than a baby.

He even took the Tiger Guards fishing on the deck.

They euphemistically called it "Jiang Taigong fishing, those who are willing will take the bait; Governor Zhou sailing, free tour."

Later, whether it was a change of heart or something else, it's unclear.

An unusual calm.

On the morning of the tenth day.

Jingkou.

"We're here! We've finally arrived!"

Cheng Pu looked at the dock.

I was so excited I almost cried.

This journey, especially after the sashimi incident...

He was being ordered around by Zhao Yu under the guise of an "angel," doing this and that.

The water used for washing feet had to be poured out three times.

My mental state had already collapsed.

The ship docked.

As soon as the gangplank was set up, Zhou Yu couldn't wait to appear on the deck.

He had dark circles under his eyes, and he was angry. He pointed at the dock.

"Zhao Angel, we've arrived in Jingkou."

"This governor is busy with military affairs, so I won't see you off any further. Please, please come in quickly."

Zhao Yu stretched, looking like he still wanted more:

"We've arrived? Oh, Brother Gongjin's boat is so comfortable, I don't want to get off. How about... I stay on board for another two nights?"

"Disembark!!!"

Zhou Yu and Cheng Pu roared in unison.

"Tiger Guards, form ranks!"

Zhao Yu called out.

It seems that their ten-plus days on the ship did not make them slack off.

"Hmph, pretentious."

Zhou Yu gave Cheng Pu a wink.

"Let them disembark. Tell the people below, 'The show can begin.'"

……

As soon as we arrived at the dock.

It was packed with people.

"Could this be a welcome gift?"

"I'm afraid not."

Before Zhao Yu could finish speaking...

"This is Jiangdong territory!"

"They were sent by Cao Cao!"

"Kill him! Avenge General Huang Gai!!"

Once someone takes the lead, others will follow.

"Splash—"

Rotten vegetable leaves, and stones the size of eggs—they all came flying at us.

"Protect!!!"

The Tiger Guard centurion roared.

The fifty Tiger Guards on the outer perimeter raised their round shields.

They formed a black wall.

Zhao Yu hid in the center of the shield formation, his body completely clean.

"Chief Secretary! These unruly commoners are far too insolent!"

The Tiger Guard Centurion's eye twitched.

His hand was already on the hilt of the knife.

"Please give the order, Chief Secretary! I'll lead men and disperse them immediately! Let's teach them a lesson!"

As long as these 100 Tiger Guards charge, this rabble will vanish in an instant.

"No!"

"Didn't you see that those rushing at the front were mostly elderly people and women?"

"Once your swords are drawn and blood is drawn, we will transform from 'Great Han Angels' into 'City-Slaughtering Demons'."

"Then Zhou Yu will have a reason to chop us up and feed us to the fish, and even the Prime Minister won't be able to find fault with it!"

"Don't forget why we're here."

"What are we going to do? Just take this beating? That's so frustrating."

Jiang Gan hid behind Liu Liuwan, listening to the shouts and curses outside the shield, and became increasingly annoyed.

"Didn't the Prime Minister say that we should show them the power of money? If something can be solved with money, why use a knife?"

Zhao Yu snatched the wooden box from Ding Yi's arms.

It's filled with small change.

"Throw it! Throw it far away!"

"I refuse to believe that the 'loyalty and righteousness' of Jiangdong can be stronger than money!"

The Tiger Guards were taken aback for a moment, then obeyed the order.

They threw money heavily into the back of the crowd.

Money rained down from the sky.

"What are they doing? They even dare to resist?"

"No, this is money!"

"money?"

"Don't step on it! That's mine!"

"Whoever pushes me! I'll fight them!"

The besieging formation was thrown into chaos instantly.

Even the few ringleaders couldn't stop the people from frantically grabbing money.

"Walk!"

Taking advantage of the chaos, a hundred Tiger Guards escorted the delegation and forcibly broke out of the dock.

I broke free from the crowd and arrived at a relatively open space.

"Slap, slap, slap."

A sparse round of applause broke out.

Under a large willow tree on the west side,

A troop of Eastern Wu cavalry had been waiting for them.

The leader was a very refined-looking man.

His brows exuded a wildness.

This was before Lü Meng had undergone the "three-day separation" period.

Of course, I'm referring to the white-clad figure crossing the river; if there was no crossing, then there's no need for any admiration.

Lu Meng had a blade of grass dangling from his mouth.

Looking at Zhao Yu, who was completely unharmed,

A hint of surprise flashed in his eyes:

"Tsk tsk tsk, Lord Zhao, what impressive skills."

"The Grand Commander originally thought that Lord Zhao would at least have some vegetable leaves or something on him."

"I never expected that Lord Zhao would know how to use this 'hole-opening' method."

"It's just a pity that the 'sincere loyalty' of the people of Jiangdong was bought off by Lord Zhao with a few stinking coins."

Zhao Yu straightened his official hat, which had been knocked askew:

"This must be General Lü Meng, right?"

"General Lü, you're mistaken. The people are suffering, and I'm just showing compassion for them and implementing targeted poverty alleviation."

"Besides..."

Zhao Yu pointed to the crowd behind him who were still grabbing money.

"If the people of Jiangdong were truly well-off, how could they forget the grudge against Huang Gai over a few coins? It seems that General Sun's governance still needs improvement."

"If this is truly how Jiangdong is governed, it would be better to surrender to the Prime Minister early on; perhaps then I could secure an official position."

"you--!"

Lü Meng hasn't read the book yet.

No one could match Zhao Yu's eloquence.

Zhao Yu completely shut him down.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Since you're not dead, let's go."

"The Grand Commander has ordered that I escort you all to the post station for the night."

along the way,

Lü Meng led the way on horseback.

They deliberately walked very slowly.

Zhao Yu and his group were given the attention of the atmosphere team along the way (although they were separated by soldiers).

The further we go, the further we stray from the right path.

The further you go, the more desolate it becomes.

At last,

The group stopped in front of a dilapidated temple.

The three characters "Xicheng Post Station" were written crookedly on the plaque above the door.

Half of the door panel has fallen off.

Even a corner of the courtyard wall collapsed.

"arrive."

Lü Meng dismounted.

"This is the place prepared for the angels to stay."

Ding Yi looked at the gate covered in cobwebs and his face turned green:

"General Lü... General Lü? This is the post station?"

"We are angels of the Great Han Dynasty! We represent the imperial court! Is this the treatment you receive?"

Lu Meng crossed his arms.

He's a martial artist; he wouldn't bother with all that.

As for the imperial court, forget it, it's too far away from the emperor.

"Zhao Angel, that's good enough."

"Land in Jingkou is extremely valuable, and with the recent banditry in the vicinity and the intense fighting, all the good houses in the city have been requisitioned to house troops."

"This place is a bit old, but it's quiet."

"Moreover, it's close to the mass grave, so if anything happens to any of you, it'll be convenient to bury you there."

"you!!"

The Tiger Guard centurion drew his sword an inch further.

Zhao Yu raised his hand and pressed down on the centurion, still smiling:

"Great! Great place!"

This place is good; it'll be easy to run away after I've done something bad.