In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

I absolutely have to marry him!

And you have to get married right away!

Marrying Liu Bei would at least make her the wife of an imperial uncle.

It can also cover up today's embarrassing incident.

"Quan'er".

"Come here, I have something to tell you."

The Empress Dowager whispered a few words in Sun Quan's ear.

Sun Quan's expression changed repeatedly.

Finally, he nodded helplessly.

"Royal Uncle!"

Sun Quan turned to face Liu Bei, who was watching the show with great interest.

"What happened today was a misunderstanding."

"Princess, this is... this is a test of the Imperial Uncle's composure, and also a demonstration of the martial spirit of Jiangdong."

"Now that the test is over, the marriage is settled!"

Liu Bei hadn't expected that he would be involved.

Am I just here to watch the show?

"This...this is settled?"

"Don't you need to ask your sister what she means?"

He pointed specifically to the red rice dumpling on the ground that was still cursing.

This doesn't look like "agreement" at all.

"Why are you asking?!"

Sun Quan erupted.

He'd had enough.

Every single day.

Either Zhao Yu angered him, or his sister tricked him.

Even if you're not sick, you'll end up looking sick.

He just wanted to get rid of his shameful sister as soon as possible.

And then there's this plague god, Zhao Yu.

"Someone come here!"

"Put the princess...into the carriage!"

"Send him back to his residence! The wedding is the day after tomorrow!"

Several bold old women rushed up.

They quickly lifted Sun Shangxiang up.

It's like carrying a pig that's about to be slaughtered.

"Let me go! I won't marry him!"

"Sun Zhongmou! You dare betray me!"

As he passed by Zhao Yu

Sun Shangxiang twisted and turned desperately.

"Zhao Yu! You bastard!"

"You just wait!"

In those beautiful eyes

It was burning with raging flames.

It's not hatred.

It's a more fervent emotion.

"Don't think this is the end of it!"

"I will definitely go to Xudu!"

"Sooner or later, I will definitely sleep... and defeat you!"

"Tie you up! Hang you on the city wall! I'll whip you a hundred times!"

Zhao Yu picked at his ear.

As a newcomer, 1v1 is the bottom line.

"Um, Imperial Uncle."

Zhao Yu cupped his hands in greeting to Liu Bei, who looked completely bewildered.

"The goods have been delivered."

"Remember to sign for it."

Liu Bei watched as the person was carried away.

The "bride" is still being produced at a frantic pace.

This marriage,

That's exciting!

However, the result was correct.

"Thank you very much, General."

Liu Bei returned the greeting with a wry smile.

"The matchmaking in Jiangdong was truly astonishing."

Zhao Yu waved his hand.

"polite."

"I'm gone."

"Go back and catch up on your sleep."

……

Day three.

A procession of red bridal processions stretched for miles, accompanied by the deafening sound of gongs and drums.

In order to save face, Sun Quan

This was also to completely suppress the scandal at Kanroji Temple.

The wedding was extremely lavish.

The entire Wu Hou Mansion was decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers.

Even the city gate of Jingkou was decorated with two red flowers.

When a daughter gets married, the Empress Dowager naturally takes the lead.

Sun Quan was below, holding a wine cup.

Looking at Liu Bei, who was dressed in a bright red wedding robe and grinning foolishly, his heart bled.

Every time he laughs, he bleeds.

He actually managed to recruit Liu Bei as his brother-in-law.

What kind of situation is this?

Zhou Yu sat to the side,

He drank one glass of wine after another in silence.

"Uncle, congratulations!"

Zhao Yu approached, holding a wine glass.

He also changed into a festive outfit today.

But that mouth of his still deserves a beating.

Place the wine glass on the table.

With his other hand, he patted Liu Bei's lower back very subtly.

Lower your voice.

He had a mischievous grin on his face.

"Uncle, tonight is going to be a tough battle."

"Can these kidneys handle it?"

"I have two plasters from a famous doctor in Xudu. Would you like some?"

Liu Bei blushed.

Quickly push Zhao Yu's hand away.

Seriously:

"Sir, you jest, you jest."

"Although Bei is nearly fifty years old, he is a man who conquered the world on horseback and is in very good health."

"No need for plasters, no need."

Zhao Yu clicked his tongue twice.

I glanced in the direction of the backyard.

"Alright, as long as you're confident, Imperial Uncle."

"However, I must remind you of something."

"That Shangxiang is far superior to ordinary women. Uncle, please be careful tonight."

"Don't let a joyous occasion turn into a funeral, or Liu Shan will be devastated."

Liu Bei felt uneasy about what he said.

I forced myself to drink a glass of wine to bolster my courage.

"She's just a woman."

"General, you are overthinking it, you are overthinking it."

After several rounds of drinks...

Liu Bei was slightly tipsy.

Amidst the cheers and commotion of the guests,

They were taken to the backyard.

This is Sun Shangxiang's boudoir.

Fueled by alcohol, Liu Bei staggered along, secretly harboring a little anticipation.

After all, although Sun Shangxiang has a bit of a temper,

But her appearance and figure were truly stunning.

"Uncle, please."

The maid who had been leading the way stopped in her tracks.

His eyes held a hint of sympathy.

Liu Bei didn't think much of it and stepped into the courtyard.

"Hiccup—X—"

A burp came out halfway through.

They were so frightened that they went back.

I'm mostly sober now.

Anyone who didn't know better would think they'd traveled through time.

The scenery inside and outside the courtyard is completely different.

Outside, red ribbons were hung high, creating a festive atmosphere.

yard.

There were no flowers, no red silk.

There were only a few rows of female soldiers.

I don't know how many people there were (actually, there were only fifty people inside the courtyard, but a hundred more outside).

Each of them held a long spear and had a sharp sword at their waist.

Wearing leather armor,

They didn't speak, they just stared straight at Liu Bei.

Is this the bridal chamber?

Even Liu Bei, a veteran of many battles,

Right now, I only feel a slight cramp in my calves.

"This...this is the princess's...boudoir?"

Liu Bei asked the maidservant beside him.

The maid bowed her head:

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the Princess is fond of martial arts, and she usually trains female soldiers here."

"The princess said that if we want to enter the room, we must first get through the gun formation."

"If he can't even get over this, he doesn't deserve to be her husband."

Liu Bei swallowed hard.

I should have known better than to let Zhao Yun leave.

Bringing him along would have been helpful in keeping things in order, but now I'm all alone.

Preparing to face a 1v1 situation?

To go in or not to go in?

If he backs down, he will become a laughing stock tomorrow.

Furthermore, he might end up dying here tonight.

"Let's give it our all!"

Liu Bei gritted his teeth and said, "I am the Imperial Uncle of the Han Dynasty!"

I've faced Cao Cao's million-strong army, so why would I be afraid of these women?

I'm not Han Xin, why would they kill me?

He straightened his chest and bravely walked through the hail of bullets.

at last.

He pushed open the door while still alive.

Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

They thought they had found a haven of comfort and pleasure.

I looked up.

He was completely dumbfounded.

The furnishings inside this house are even more hardcore than the outside.

What's hanging on the wall isn't calligraphy or paintings, it's bows and arrows.

What was on the table was not a fruit platter, but swords.

Even at the head of the bed, there were two gleaming Emei daggers hanging.

And on that wedding bed covered with a bright red quilt.

Sun Shangxiang did not wait shyly with her veil on.

She was wearing a wedding dress.

Sitting on the edge of the bed,

Holding a whetstone in his hand,

"Sizzle—sizzle—"

He is sharpening a dagger.

I heard the door open.

Sun Shangxiang raised her head, but her eyes showed no joy whatsoever as a bride.

It was filled with murderous intent.

"You've arrived?"

He twirled the dagger in his hand.

It was stuck into the wooden post at the head of the bed.

"Husband...wife."

Liu Bei forced a smile.

"It's late, time to rest."

"Take a break?"

Sun Shangxiang stood up.

He walked up to Liu Bei,

Although he was half a head shorter than Liu Bei

"Uncle, let's speak frankly."

"Do you see the female soldiers outside the door?"

"Do you see all these knives and guns in this room?"

Liu Bei nodded.

"I saw it, I saw it."

I don't like you.