In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!
Chapter 150 Of all things, eating is the most important.
(Extra chapter for Yi Fu, thank you for the gift.)
After settling the female soldiers in,
Cao Jiecai came out.
He still has that harmless look.
"Sister Sun."
"Aren't you coming in? I specially saved a seat for you, right next to Zhao Yu's seat."
"I won't eat it."
Sun Shangxiang gritted her teeth.
"This young lady does not accept charity."
"Oh dear, is this charity?"
Cao Jie blinked.
"These were all bought with offerings from Zhao Yu. Since you're Zhao Yu's... friend, isn't it only natural for you to eat what Zhao Yu provides?"
Upon hearing that they were eating Zhao Yu's food,
Sun Shangxiang's stomach also let out a disapproving growl.
After all, she had eaten quite a bit of dry food these past few days.
Through the middle door, I saw Hongxiu eating with her mouth full of oil, and then I glanced at Zhao Yu next to her, who was looking on expectantly.
"snort!"
He threw the riding whip into Zhao Yu's arms and said fiercely:
"Eat! Why won't you eat! Zhao Yu owes me this!"
After saying that, he strode into the courtyard.
Zhao Yu held the riding whip and let out a long sigh of relief.
Round 1
Although it was dangerous, at least a fight didn't break out.
He was just thinking of sneaking in to get a free meal.
As soon as you enter the gate,
A delicate hand had already grabbed his sleeve.
Turning around, he met Cao Jie's eyes, which seemed to be both smiling and not smiling.
"where did you go?"
Cao Jie's voice was very low.
"Now that we've finished talking about Sun Shangxiang, that's for outsiders. Now let's talk about our own business."
"Wha...what's wrong?"
Cao Jie stretched out his finger and pinched the soft flesh on Zhao Yu's waist. Although it didn't hurt, it was very intimidating.
"Before you went on your mission to Jiangdong, didn't you swear to me that you only cared about food and had no interest in women?"
"These hundred or so... are they also for food?"
"Jie'er, I'm innocent! Apart from Shangxiang, who else is a woman?"
"Oh? Not a woman?"
"right."
Zhao Yu pointed to the female soldiers in the courtyard who were drinking and eating heartily, and some of them had even started playing drinking games.
"Look at the way they eat! And look at how much they drink! They're clearly a bunch of thugs dressed as women!"
Cao Jie looked over; he hadn't noticed it before.
The woman in red sleeves now had one foot on the stool and was frantically gnawing on a leg of lamb.
There was really no way to refute it for the time being.
"Never mind, never mind."
"I'll let you off this time, just because you starved them like this."
"but,"
Cao Jie leaned close to Zhao Yu's ear,
"Tonight, you must tell me everything that happened along the way, without missing a single word... From now on, you'll be eating at the same table as Big Pancake."
Zhao Yu nodded frantically.
"Absolutely, absolutely! Not even the punctuation marks will be missed."
……
Half an hour later.
In the courtyard of the Zhao residence,
It presented an eerie peace.
The female soldiers had already started to treat the servants and maids in the mansion as brothers.
"Adele, how are you being treated by your son-in-law?"
"Very...lavish, change of welcome, change of welcome."
"Miss Liu, I recognize you. From now on, we're family."
Liu Wan smiled. More people meant more liveliness.
"Sister, your knife is so sharp! Could I borrow it to peel an apple for the head of the family?"
On the main table,
Sun Shangxiang's eating manners weren't very elegant either.
They ate so quickly and efficiently that it was clear they had truly suffered along the way.
Cao Jie ignored Zhao Yu.
She sat down next to him and gracefully served him food.
"Sister, eat slowly. There are still several dishes that haven't been served yet. I specially invited Chef Ma today."
"Who is Chef Ma? Hmm!! Never mind!"
Sun Shangxiang's mouth was already stuffed full, and she spoke indistinctly.
"Sister, although you look frail, your skills are truly exceptional."
"If Zhao Yu doesn't want us anymore, you can come back to Jiangdong with me, and I'll take care of you!"
Zhao Yu sat to the side,
Holding the bowl,
Shivering
Men should not interrupt when women are speaking.
He is the lamb.
"Red Sleeves!"
Sun Shangxiang seemed to have thought of something and called out,
"exist!"
Hongxiu was chatting with Liu Wan.
"Is this meat tasty?"
"Delicious, Princess, it smells so good!"
"Then give me more to eat; I'll need energy if I'm full."
"Let's settle down first. Starting tomorrow, we'll set up the arena right here in this mansion!"
"Now that we're here, we have to let the people of the North know that the women of Jiangdong are not just pretty faces!"
Upon hearing this, Cao Jie smiled slightly.
He poured Sun Shangxiang a glass of wine.
"Great! There are a lot of rats in the manor lately, and with my sisters helping to guard the house, I won't have to come over every day."
……
The next two days.
The atmosphere at the Zhao residence had completely turned into chaos.
Sun Shangxiang was unwilling to let Cao Jie's "sugar-coated bullets" erode her fighting spirit.
then,
Every day at 5 a.m., the nightmare begins precisely on time.
"We have them all!"
"Where am I?"
"The Zhao residence!"
The female soldiers were clearly still half asleep.
"Didn't you eat? Today was the worst day I've ever led you guys."
Forced boot
"What is our goal?"
"Strengthen the body, push down... protect the son-in-law!"
"Form ranks!"
"one!"
"kill!"
"two!"
"Kill! Kill!"
"One, two, three, four!"
"Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
The woman's voice was naturally powerful and penetrating.
What's more, there were a hundred women, which woke up Cao Cao next door.
Zhao Yu, who was asleep, was naturally not immune either.
She suddenly jumped out of bed, staring at her dark circles under her eyes, and frantically grabbed at her hair:
"This is terrible, I can't live like this anymore."
According to unofficial historical accounts, in the last two days...
Aside from those who couldn't move, property prices near the Zhao residence plummeted by 30%.
Even dogs on the street, upon hearing "one, two, three, four," will reflexively tuck their tails between their legs and run away.
The third day, early morning.
Zhao Yu was about to bury his head in the blanket in a final struggle.
"Whoosh—!"
A brick flew over from the neighbor's yard with a whoosh.
It hit Zhao Yu's window frame with pinpoint accuracy.
A letter was tied to the bricks.
There are only six characters above, no, they are six characters written by six people.
"Keep your woman in check!!!"
Then,
The butler also rushed in with a long face:
"Master, Master, something terrible has happened!"
"Lord Xun Yu's steward has arrived. He says the noise from our residence is disturbing your contemplation of state affairs, and if we don't stop, he'll shut us down for 'disturbing the peace'!"
"Damn it, you really think you can take me for a pushover just because I'm not showing my teeth!"
……
noon,
Zhao Yu pulled Sun Shangxiang into the study.
Sun Shangxiang was a little excited, thinking that Zhao Yu had finally figured it out.
"This isn't a good idea, we haven't even had a wedding yet..."
Zhao Yu ignored that this wasn't the point and pulled out a brick.
Throw it on the ground.
"You're not allowed to practice martial arts anymore this morning. If you keep doing it, we'll be kicked out by the Xuchang Urban Management Bureau!"
"They don't know anything."
"After two more months of training, I can have them perform breaking a boulder on their chest at the Prime Minister's residence."
"You're kidding me."
"Do you even know what management is?"
Zhao Yu took out his solution from his pocket.
"manage?"
Sun Shangxiang leaned closer.
"What kind of military strategy is this?"
"This is called the 'Zhao Family Mansion Management Regulations.' Think about it, if all one hundred people go to war, that's a waste of resources."
"What use are soldiers like that?"
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