In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

(Two extra chapters for Ma Saifei of Tianjiao City, thank you so much!)

The situation was critical, and there was no time to worry about titles.

"Yes, sir!"

Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed.

He pulled Adele and Cao Jie along and started climbing the artificial hill.

"Adele, Cao Jie, hurry! We're on higher ground, let's smash them down!"

Adele, carrying two enormous snowballs, climbed up, panting.

"This...this doesn't look like...a snowball fight...it looks like...like a war! It's...it's too crazy!"

Zhao Yu then traversed through the snow.

Using the trees in this garden as cover,

Sometimes they leap high into the air, stepping on snowdrifts.

Sometimes he would slide tackle to avoid it.

"Watch my legwork!"

A beautiful roundhouse kick sent the three incoming snowballs flying back, hitting Hongxiu squarely in the face.

"I won!"

Zhao Yu landed and laughed loudly.

"Commander Hongxiu, your facial expressions aren't working very well!"

Hongxiu wiped the snow water from her face. This man has no martial ethics!

"Son-in-law, this is just the beginning! Sisters, unleash a barrage of attacks!"

Snowballs rained down again.

They blocked all of Zhao Yu's escape routes.

Zhao Yu was cornered. Just as he was about to leap up, his foot suddenly slipped—

It turns out that it was some maidservant, and at some unknown time,

A ladle of water was poured onto the stone slab, and it has now frozen into a thin layer of dark ice.

"Ouch!"

Zhao Yu lost his balance.

He fell flat on his backside.

"Chance!"

"Attack! Attack! The best defense is a good offense!"

Sun Shangxiang shouted excitedly on the artificial hill.

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!

"Master! I've come... to save you!"

On the artificial hill,

Adele looked at Zhao Yu, who was surrounded and attacked.

I was anxious and wanted to show myself.

He picked up a giant snowball, about the size of a bowl.

He roared in a Western Regions language.

He threw it with his eyes closed.

The snowball whistled through the air, heading straight for the battlefield—

The accuracy is wildly off.

It landed precisely on the back of Green Waist's head as the command post moved forward, ready to celebrate victory.

"Bang!"

A muffled thud.

Caught off guard, Green Waist was knocked back by this "heavy blow."

He plunged headfirst into the snowdrift below, leaving behind only a pair of still-twitching green boots.

Adele opened her eyes and looked at the empty command center.

I looked down at the snowdrifts again.

He blinked innocently.

"I...I called Zhao Yu...Why...why did you answer the call?"

Green Waist suddenly pulled its head out of the snowdrift.

His face was covered in snow.

She pointed at Adele:

"Adele! Are you the spy on the other side?"

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Yu couldn't hold back any longer and lay on the ground laughing so hard he was pounding the ground.

The female soldiers couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The battlefield was instantly disrupted.

The war continues; laughter is merely an interlude.

Zhao Yu had just fought his way out of the pincer attack from Hongxiu and Lüyao when...

He leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"Heh heh, trying to ambush me? You're still too green—"

Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt something go soft behind him, as if he had bumped into someone.

Zhao Yu turned around instinctively, and Cao Jie was the first person he saw.

He was also holding a snowball in his hand.

"Jie'er?" Zhao Yu was taken aback, and was about to say that you were the best and wouldn't hit me.

Cao Jie blinked his innocent-looking big eyes.

"All's fair in war!"

“Pah!”

Cao Jie stood on tiptoe and the snowball landed squarely on Zhao Yu's face.

"Grab him! Don't let him get away!"

"Well done, Jie'er!"

At the command, the female soldiers who had been lying in ambush rushed forward.

Just as Zhao Yu was about to struggle to get up, seven or eight hands held down his limbs.

"Wait! Surrender! I surrender! Don't you understand the importance of treating prisoners of war well—"

"Hmph, too late!"

"Sisters, handle this according to the military law we agreed on beforehand!"

A group of female soldiers surrounded them, laughing and joking.

They ignored Zhao Yu's protests.

Groups of four or five lifted Zhao Yu's hands and feet, shouting in unison as they hoisted him high above their heads!

"Lift the sedan chair—here it is!"

Cao Jie and Sun Shangxiang clapped their hands and led the way.

Liu Wan played the piano, while Adele shouted slogans.

What about Zhao Yu?

It was a "prey" that had just been caught.

Or rather, the pigs awaiting slaughter during the Lunar New Year.

The "parade through the streets" began.

"Put me down! Don't I have any dignity?! I'm a high-ranking official of the Han Dynasty, for goodness sake!"

The only response he received was a courtyard full of laughter and cheers.

They deliberately walked a long, roundabout way around the Zhao residence.

At last,

The group stopped in front of a large, soft snowdrift that was already half a person high.

"one……"

(Shaking)

"two……"

(Significant shaking)

"Three! Here we go—!!"

"Aaaaaahh ...

He fell face-first into the thick snowdrift.

The courtyard erupted in laughter again.

Zhao Yu struggled to climb out, shaking off the snow that covered him.

"Defeated today, yet still honorable! The advantage lies in our 1v107 victory, but—the vengeance for the Snowman must be avenged! Adele, rebuild!"

"good!"

Adele immediately perked up.

"Build 'Zhao Yu No. 2'!"

"Who dares to kick it again this time?"

Zhao Yu looked around at everyone, his gaze finally settling on Sun Shangxiang.

"I'm punished with three days of snow shoveling, plus a month of washing clothes!"

Sun Shangxiang sheepishly shrank back, "Why are you looking at me? Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

With everyone working together and under Adele's direction, they finally built a bigger, rounder snowman with an even more mischievous smile. Adele even drew two distinctive little mustaches on the snowman with charcoal.

Zhao Yu looked at the snowman and nodded in satisfaction: "This looks much better."

……

Night came,

There's no need to turn on the lights; it's not dark at all on snowy nights.

"Zhao Yu No. 2" stands quietly in the courtyard, guarding this tranquility.

A charcoal brazier was lit under the eaves.

The 108 people did not disperse.

People gathered in twos and threes, some warming themselves by the fire, others sharing roasted bread.

The baked steamed buns were quite delicious.

Cao Jie is helping Lü Yao tidy up her disheveled sideburns.

Zhao Yu sat on a stone bench next to the snowman, holding a cup of hot tea in his arms, watching the fireworks fill the courtyard.

Sun Shangxiang quietly approached.

Holding a freshly baked bun, she shared half with Zhao Yu.

"Feed".

"What? Trying to ambush me again?"

"actually……"

"I didn't really want to kick that snowman this afternoon."

"Oh?"

"I wanted to kick it down and then pin the blame on Adele, making her take the fall."

Sun Shangxiang chuckled.

"It's because she stole my chicken leg last time."

Zhao Yu looked at her; she was also just an adult, only eighteen or nineteen years old, and still holding a grudge.

"You're a genius."

What is a genius?

"The God of Literature"

"That's the one, the fourth Beidou satellite."

"The God of Literature doesn't care about things like kicking snowmen or stealing chicken legs."

He poked Zhao Yu's chest with his finger.

"I think you are the 'star' of our Zhao family. Not some literary or martial star, but... the 'troublemaker star,' the 'spendthrift star,' the 'star that makes everyone stay home all day building snowmen and going crazy with you.'"

Zhao Yu was stunned. These words...

Then his shoulders started shaking, getting more and more violent, until he couldn't hold back his laughter and almost choked on his steamed bun.

"What are you laughing at!"

Enraged, Sun Shangxiang was about to punch Zhao Yu.

"No, no..."

"Miss Sun, your insight is brilliant. This star name is... excellent, very down-to-earth."

(Also, thanks to Legend of Sword and Fairy of Western Chu and Don't Forget Today's Walking Gift. I'm having a bit of writer's block right now, but I'll definitely finish it by tomorrow at the latest.)