In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

The seventh day after the completion of the Bronze Sparrow Terrace.

An auspicious day.

It is auspicious for marriage, groundbreaking, and receiving wealth.

It is taboo to bury someone there, and it is also taboo to travel (especially for single people to go out).

Today's Ye City,

The entrance to the Zhao residence (temporary official residence).

Zhao Yu stood beside the stirrups,

I took a deep breath.

It feels like my lungs are protesting.

He was wearing a specially made auspicious robe weighing thirty pounds.

Three layers inside and three layers outside,

The buckle is made of Phoebe zhennan wood.

Shu brocade noodles

They also need to hang jade pendants, sachets, and swords (for decoration) on their waists.

"Ma Jun."

Zhao Yu turned his head with difficulty.

"Tell me honestly, is there something stuffed inside these clothes? Why are they so heavy?"

Ma Jun was adjusting Zhao Yu's long, floor-length skirt.

He chuckled upon hearing this.

"General, this is what the wives told us."

It is said that formal attire must have "weight" to be able to... command respect and control the situation.

There was indeed some... iron in it.

"An iron block?"

Are you serious?

Who stuffs iron blocks into their wedding dress?

Are they afraid I'll run away from the wedding? Or are they afraid the wind will be too strong and blow me away?

"Anything is possible."

Ma Jun, true to his honest nature, delivered the finishing blow with unvarnished honesty.

"The auspicious time has arrived! Mount your horses!"

Zhao Yu was helpless.

With the help of Xu Chu, Zhang Liao, and Ma Jun,

It's like getting on the horse.

The white horse he rode, "Zhuahuang Feidian," was a gift specially sent by Cao Cao.

He let out a wail and almost knelt down.

Despair was written all over the horse's eyes: This job is impossible to do, it's severely overloaded.

"Let's go!"

Zhao Yu forced a smile.

The arrow is on the string, and it must be released.

This wedding,

However, this was an unprecedented situation of having "two wives on either side".

To ensure fairness, the wedding procession was divided into two groups.

They set off simultaneously and finally met at the foot of the Bronze Sparrow Terrace.

Left flank: Cao family formation.

Depart from the Prime Minister's residence in Ye City.

Prestige: Daughter of the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty, and the future Princess of Wei.

Configuration: 300 Tiger and Leopard Cavalrymen clearing the way.

These elite cavalrymen, who usually kill without blinking an eye,

At this moment, they were adorned in red and colorful decorations, and the spears in their hands had been replaced with wedding plaques.

Anyone who didn't know better would think it wasn't a wedding procession, but a raid on the family's property and the extermination of their clan.

Right flank: Sun Family Formation.

Depart from the post station.

Prestige: The younger sister of the fierce tiger of Jiangdong, a red rose with thorns.

Configuration: One hundred female soldiers in red.

Although there are few people, the style of the painting is very free and unrestrained.

They weren't holding wedding plaques, but real knives and guns (even though they were covered with red cloth).

Following behind were dozens of large carts, carrying the remaining 70% of the dowry.

The lids of the boxes were all open.

Shining with gold, ostentatiously flaunting wealth.

The main thoroughfare of Ye City is Zhuque Avenue.

At the end is Tongque Square.

At noon,

The left and right flank armies actually met at the intersection at the same time.

The problem is coming.

The main entrance to Tongque Square

Although it was transformed by Zhao Yu, the "infrastructure maniac",

The square is very large.

But this main entrance,

After all, it was built according to the conventional etiquette.

It could only accommodate one sedan chair carried by eight men at a time.

at this time,

The two cows arrived at the same time.

They were pressed together directly.

On the left, Cao Pi is leading the way.

With Cao Ang gone, Cao Pi became the most powerful, and Cao Cao, watching from the stands, naturally pushed forward.

"Halt! The Prime Minister's daughter's wedding is a momentous occasion for the nation! Left is the place of honor! Those on the right, please make way! Don't you understand the rules?"

On the right, the female soldier commander, Hongxiu.

I have no fear. Apart from my son-in-law and wife, I don't care who you are.

"What a joke! My princess is a guest from afar!"

The Han Dynasty was a land of propriety and etiquette.

How can we let guests use the back door? Guests come first! Those on the left, please step back! Don't you understand hospitality?

What are you talking about? Do you really think this place is your home?

"This is Ye City! This is the Cao family's territory! Dragons must coil up, and tigers must lie low!"

Hongxiu retorted sharply:

"This is Zhao Yu's wedding venue. My princess brought a dowry of ten thousand gold pieces. That's the source of our confidence!"

"If you're so capable, why don't you throw money at me?"

Neither side was willing to give in.

The sedan chair carriers glared at each other, trying to see who had the biggest eyes.

The guards, with their hands on their weapons, competed to see who exuded the strongest killing intent.

In this current situation, as long as there is a single spark,

This joyous occasion could instantly turn into a brawl.

On the viewing platform,

Cao Cao and Liu Xie watched the spectacle from afar.

Liu Xie was overjoyed: "Prime Minister, do you think they might start fighting?"

"I saw that Minister Zhao's face turn green! This is far more exciting than the storyteller's 'Three Heroes Battle Lü Bu'!"

No rush.

If he can't even get through the door, Zhao Yu can't possibly enjoy such a blessing of multiple wives.

This is also a test.

Zhao Yu was caught in the middle.

It’s really a headache.

"Son-in-law! Say something! Are you looking down on us Jiangdong people?"

Hongxiu shouted.

"Groom! Set some rules! Don't disgrace the Prime Minister's residence!"

Cao Pi also shouted.

Two pairs of eyes pierced straight at Zhao Yu.

Choose the left? Sun Shangxiang would dare to burn down the bridal chamber tonight and stab him while she's at it.

Choose the right side? Cao Jieming could have had Cao Cao seize his secret stash of money long ago, leaving him to starve for the rest of his life.

"System, redeem 'Space Folding Technology'! Make me disappear on the spot!"

[Ding. Insufficient balance. We suggest the host pass away peacefully.]

"roll!"

Zhao Yu looked at the "narrow" door.

Since the road isn't wide enough, then...

"Ma Jun!"

Zhao Yu roared at the entire audience.

Ma Jun, who was watching the show from the crowd, suddenly felt a jolt.

It took a lot of effort to squeeze it out:

"Yes...yes!"

Zhao Yu pointed to the main entrance of Tongque Square.

"Tear this door down!"

Ma Jun: "???"

Cao Pi: "???"

Hongxiu: "???"

The entire audience: "!!!"

"General... this is... a gate tower bestowed by the Emperor, just... just painted... with cinnabar..."

"I told you to tear it down! Can't you understand human language?"

Seeing that no one dared to move, Zhao Yu jumped off his horse.

He snatched the large iron hammer from the craftsman next to him.

"Since they're all vying for first place, then let's not compete!"

"If the road is uneven, I'll shovel it! If the door is too narrow, I'll open it!"

In this family, there's no such thing as first come, first served; it's all about keeping pace!

Carrying a sledgehammer, he walked to the front of the gate.

"Eighty!" "Eighty!"

boom!boom!

Wood chips flew everywhere, and the red paint peeled off.

The exquisite door frame was smashed to pieces.

But this is not enough.

"Someone come here! Tear down the wall next to it too!"

Zhao Yu pointed to the courtyard walls on both sides of the gate.

"Expand it! Expand it until two carriages can run side by side! Anyone who dares to stop you, just say Zhao Yu demolished it! I'll hold up the sky if it falls!"

The Tiger and Leopard Cavalry were dumbfounded.

The female soldiers were stunned.

But the craftsmen and laborers reacted quickly.

Zhao Yu has already made the first move; the legal and rational aspects have changed.

Even if the higher-ups investigate, Zhao Yu will take the blame, so what's there to be afraid of?

They don't even consider who gave them the opportunity to leave their mark.

Smashing down the gate is something that will definitely be passed down through generations, so what's there to be afraid of?

Just smash it.

The main entrance to Tongque Square was quite nice.

In an instant, it turned into a huge gap.

Let alone two carriages,

That means four tanks can drive in side by side.