In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

Everyone says you are arrogant and conceited, only good at empty talk and playing petty tricks.

When it really comes down to crucial moments, when they need to step up and take charge, they just let us down.

"Who said that?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiu jumped up in anger.

He can't control what other people say.

Yang Dezhu had seen plenty of gossip behind people's backs. It was one thing for you to use it as conversation fodder in private, but how could you expose this secret to their faces?

This is absolutely outrageous!

"Don't you know, Dezu? That's what everyone's saying, especially about that one-pack of pastries incident..."

( ﹁ ﹁ ) Ding Yi did it entirely on purpose.

"But I don't believe it! We've worked together for so long, I know you're incredibly talented, Dezu! Someone must have framed you for that."

"Just think about it, this journey will require you to use your silver tongue to demoralize the enemy! What a feat that would be! What an honor that would be!"

Actually, before Ding Yi came to see Yang Xiu, he secretly sweetened his words, saying only what people wanted to hear.

"Think about it, it just so happens that you and your elder brother don't get along well. You two must have had a lot of conflicts when your elder brother was the chief secretary to the prime minister. Isn't this a perfect opportunity to improve things?"

"I can also tell you definitively that my older brother often talks about you in private."

He said, "In this 'war of public opinion disintegration,' we can do without anyone, but we absolutely cannot do without Brother Dezu, the 'Number One Orator of the Han Dynasty'! Only your talent is worthy of this plan!"

Yang Xiu was so overwhelmed by this shower of flattery that he was completely disoriented.

"Ahem... Brother Zhao... did he really say that?"

He coughed dramatically.

"Of course! Of course, you also know that my older brother is a proud man, so he naturally wouldn't say that to the public."

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"Oh well."

Yang Xiu appeared extremely embarrassed.

"Since Brother Yu values ​​me so highly and treats me with such sincerity, wouldn't it make me seem petty if I, Yang Dezhu, were to refuse again?"

"For the sake of the Han Dynasty, for the sake of the common people, I will certainly not shirk my duty!"

……

Having dealt with the most troublesome Yang Xiu, Ding Yi then managed to fool several clever guards.

"One, two, three... plus Yang Dezhu, that makes eight."

Ding Yi looked at the list and fell into distress again.

"Two more are needed..."

This year,

Why is it so hard to find a gossipy person who dares to speak their mind and spread rumors?

They're usually quite capable of gossiping behind people's backs, but when it comes to going to the enemy camp to cause trouble or manipulate human nature, they all become mute!

Ding Yi muttered to himself,

I felt a sudden tightness in my bladder.

He had just drunk three pots of tea in an attempt to fool Yang Xiu.

When nature calls, worrying won't help.

After looking around to make sure no one was there, he turned into the back of an engineering camp to release water.

(This is actually quite normal...)

Having swiftly resolved this major life event, Ding Yi shuddered, feeling completely refreshed. He walked out, humming a little tune as he pulled up his belt.

"Qing'er, walk slowly~ Don't look back..."

Before he could even hum the first word,

"Don't move!"

A deliberately lowered voice came from behind.

Immediately afterwards, Ding Yi felt a chill on her neck.

He tucked his chin in and looked down to see a dagger.

Ding Yi was terrified.

His first thought was: Oh no! It must be assassins sent by those rebellious ministers in Hanzhong! They've come to take my head!

Calm down... calm down... Ding Yi's mind raced, trying to save herself.

"Brave warrior! Brave warrior, spare my life!"

"I'm the only son in my family, the sole heir in my generation! You'd better think carefully about the political consequences before you take action!"

"My elder brother is Zhao Yu, the son-in-law of the Prime Minister and the Marquis of Ice Crystal! My sister-in-law is Sun Quan's sister, and my wife is the Prime Minister's eldest daughter. If you touch me..."

From the north to Jiangdong, there is nowhere for you to hide in the entire Han Dynasty! Neither Prime Minister Cao nor General Sun will let you go.

"Bang!"

The person behind him seemed to be amused by his words.

He kicked Ding Yi directly in the butt:

"Shut up! Who gave you permission to urinate and defecate anywhere? And stop trying to intimidate me with Zhao Yu and my sister. Do you think I'm afraid of Zhao Yu? He'd have to call me 'Madam' if he saw me!"

Ding Yi stumbled from the kick, clutching his backside as he turned around.

When I saw that face clearly, my eyes almost popped out of their sockets:

"You, you, you... Sister-in-law? Aren't you in Ye City?"

Standing before him was none other than Sun Shangxiang, dressed as a lowly soldier in gray cloth!

original,

Ever since Zhao Yu and Prime Minister Cao Cao went on a campaign against Hanzhong, this young lady from Jiangdong has been staying at home looking like she's about to rust.

She had no interest in watching Cao Jie research fertility drugs all day long.

So she disguised herself as a man, changed her clothes, and slipped out without saying goodbye to Hongxiu and the others.

Having endured hardships and slept in the open along the way, she managed to infiltrate Ding Yi's logistics engineering team by virtue of her martial arts skills and the privilege of being "Madam Zhao."

If you're wondering how they managed to sneak in,

What a joke! If the construction crew saw this old lady, who would dare check her travel permit? Who would dare say "no"?

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Keep your voice down! If you attract attention, I'll cut your tongue out!"

"Tell me, you don't need oxen in a war. Why did Zhao Yu send you to recruit so many 'community oxen' so suspiciously? I just passed by and heard everything clearly. They talked about how they were trying to undermine public opinion and how they were going to shout messages into the enemy camp."

Ding Yi dared not conceal the truth and could only tell him the facts.

After hearing this, Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed. What could be more exciting and fun than going behind enemy lines to cause trouble and humiliate the enemy?

Count me in.

"How could I, 'Sun Dazhuang,' miss out on something that's not only fun but also serves the imperial court?"

Upon hearing this, Ding Yi's heart skipped a beat.

I'll make you unable to control your mouth, I'll make you unable to control your mouth.

What are you explaining to a woman?

I feel like slapping myself twice; isn't this just making things worse for myself?

"Sister-in-law, you mustn't do that!"

"That's a rebel stronghold. Swords have no eyes. If you find out I sent you there..."

Who is Sun Shangxiang? She is a woman of her word, a true overlord of Jiangdong. She is the one who can divorce Liu Bei. How could she allow Ding Yi to make excuses?

"Ding Zhengli, you now have two choices."

The dagger approached Ding Yi again.

"First, reject me now, then I'll knock you out and throw you in the latrine, and I'll go myself."

"Secondly, put me on the list, take me along on trips, and I'll take the blame if anything goes wrong."

Choose!

"I...I choose option two."

"That's right! Good boy! You're a good little brother."

"Hurry up and write my name down! It'll be 'Sun Dazhuang'! Also, my face is too pale; I don't look like a rough man enough."

Under extremely brutal physical threats.

He reluctantly wrote down the three characters "Sun Dazhuang".

Looking up, Sun Shangxiang had already started smearing soot onto her face.

He would also take out a bronze mirror from time to time to look at himself.

"Hmm, not bad, dark enough, ugly enough."

Ding Yi closed his eyes in despair.

He no longer wanted to know what would happen next.

Destroy it, hurry up.