In the Three Kingdoms period, the opening scene features the killing of Huang Gai, shocking Zhou Yu!

I've only taken two steps.

Zhao Yu stopped again.

Look back.

Looking at the two plates of braised beef and a roast chicken on the table that hadn't been touched yet.

[System judgment: Waste is shameful.]

[Recommendation for grain reserves: Pack them up.]

So Zhao Yu turned back.

Under the watchful eyes of Cao Zhi and Yang Xiu.

He picked up the two plates quite naturally.

With his left hand, he combined the two plates of beef into one.

A roast chicken in the right hand.

Then stack them together.

"Young Master Zhi".

Zhao Yu looked sincere.

"This dish hasn't been touched."

"It's a waste to throw it away."

"I'll take it home for a late-night snack."

"You don't mind, do you?"

Cao Zhi: "..."

Yang Xiu: "..."

"No... I don't mind."

Cao Zhi nodded mechanically.

My brain has short-circuited.

Thanks.

Zhao Yu was carrying two plates of meat.

That was so dashing, right before he left...

He added another sentence.

"I'll treat you next time."

"Stop writing poetry."

"Let's just give you the cash."

Only Cao Zhi and Yang Xiu remained, staring at the empty plates.

Alone and disheveled.

"vulgar!"

Yang Xiu was so angry that he smashed the cup.

"How could someone like that possibly become a general! Or a favorite?"

"He's just a good-for-nothing!"

……

into the night.

Zhao Yu just returned to his residence.

He still had half a piece of beef he had taken from Cao Zhi in his mouth.

The butler came to greet them.

He looked nervous.

"General."

Another guest has arrived.

"Still in the back room."

Zhao Yu frowned.

Business is really good today.

Swallow the beef.

"Who?"

"He didn't say."

"But they brought suitcases, and also...people."

Zhao Yu walked into the back room.

The lights were dim.

Wu Zhi (Cao Pi's confidant) sat there.

Upon seeing Zhao Yu enter, he immediately bowed.

"My name is Wu Zhi. I have come to pay my respects to the General on the orders of the Second Prince."

Zhao Yu sat down.

"Get to the point."

Wu Zhi clapped his hands.

"Slap slap."

Behind the screen.

Two women walked out.

A blonde with blue eyes, possessing an exotic charm, is a Hu woman.

A woman with cascading black hair and a captivating figure was a dancer from Jiangnan.

Both of them were wearing gossamer dresses as thin as cicada wings.

His eyes were filled with fear.

next to.

There were also five boxes.

turn on.

It was all gold cakes.

It's dazzling.

"General Zhao."

Wu Zhi lowered his voice.

"The second young master said so."

"A general is a pillar of the nation."

"This five hundred taels of gold is for the general to buy wine."

"These two beauties are here to warm the general's bed."

"As long as the general nods..."

"In the future, the position of Grand General will undoubtedly belong to you."

Zhao Yu looked at the gold.

He glanced at the two women again.

Good-looking

[System scan: Bribery.]

[Source: Cao Pi.]

[Judgment: Violation.]

[Command: Refuse.]

Zhao Yu stood up.

He pointed to the box.

"Take the money."

Wu Zhi was taken aback.

"General?"

"Is this because you think it's not enough?"

Zhao Yu shook his head.

"I am an official under the Prime Minister. If the Prime Minister has not given me permission to accept money, then I cannot accept it."

"That's the rule."

He then pointed to the two women.

"Even though she's very beautiful, we'll take her with us."

"I don't lack bed warmers, I have charcoal braziers."

Wu Zhi's expression changed.

This Zhao Yu is so stubborn!

But he didn't dare to act forcefully.

All I could do was wave.

"Take them all away, take them all away."

The two women were shocked to hear that they were going to be taken away.

He immediately knelt down with a "plop!"

She cried so hard her tears fell like raindrops.

"General!"

"General, save me!"

The Jiangnan dancer clung tightly to Zhao Yu's leg.

"We were selected from the maiko camp."

"If we are sent back... then the mission has failed."

"We'll be thrown into a snake pit to be fed to the snakes! Please, General, spare us!"

"I'd do anything, even be a slave!"

Although that Hu woman didn't speak Mandarin very well.

But he still kowtowed desperately.

His forehead was scraped.

"Help... It's not similar..."

Zhao Yu lowered his head.

Looking at these two women.

My head hurts too.

[System assessment: Life-threatening.]

Logical conflict:

Refuse bribes (this is mandatory).

Cao Pi < Cao Cao

However, unnecessary loss of life should be avoided (humanitarian logic/waste of labor).

[Calculate the optimal solution: Money is the core of bribery.]

People are just byproducts.

Refund = Refusing to take sides.

Retaining people = saving lives / acquiring free labor.

Zhao Yu looked up.

Looking at Wu Zhi.

"Are they telling the truth?"

"Going back means certain death?"

Wu Zhiqian laughed twice.

"General."

"The rules of the maiko camp."

"Useless tools are a waste of food."

Zhao Yu remained silent for two seconds.

"Okay, these two then."

"I stayed."

Wu Zhi was overjoyed.

Taking in a woman is like having a cracked egg!

"Does the general agree?"

"Promise what?"

Zhao Yu interrupted him.

Pointing to the box on the ground.

"money."

"Take it with you."

"Tell Young Master Pi that I did not take his money."

"This has nothing to do with taking sides."

"As for these two women, I feel sorry for them."

"I happen to need two sweepers at my residence, so please keep them here to do the work."

"You pay me, I'll provide meals."

What kind of operation is this?

Just people, no money?

Using stunningly beautiful women as cleaners?

"General...this is against the rules..."

"roll."

Zhao Yu placed his hand on the hilt of the knife.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll leave you here too, to clean the toilets."

Wu Zhi shuddered in fright.

"Yes, yes, I'll take my leave!"

"I'll take the money! Leave the person behind!"

Wu Zhi had his men carry the box away and run off.

As long as Zhao Yu takes people in.

He could then report back to Cao Pi.

At least it shows that

Zhao Yu is not a monolithic person either; he is a lecherous man.

If someone is lustful, that makes things easier.

The back room fell silent.

The two women were still kneeling on the ground.

Shivering.

I don't know what fate awaits me.

Zhao Yu looked at them.

He sighed.

Get up.

"Don't cry."

"Quarrel."

The dancer stood up shakily.

"Thank you so much, General, for saving my life..."

"This humble servant is willing to serve the General in bed..."

He then began to undress.

"stop!"

Zhao Yu took a step back.

He looked completely puzzled.

"Who told you to take your clothes off? Put them back on."

"Don't get cold, or you'll have to spend money on medicine."

The dancer was stunned.

"Then... General, please let us stay..."

Zhao Yu pointed to the table next to him.

He then pointed to the ground in the yard.

"Did you see that?"

"It's dirty. Tomorrow you'll be in charge of sweeping the yard, and she'll be in charge of wiping the table."

"Sweep it once a day, or you won't get any food."

The two stunningly beautiful women looked at each other in bewilderment.

I thought I had misheard.

"Just...just sweeping the floor?"

Zhao Yu nodded.

"Otherwise what?"

"Do you think I'm going to support you all for free?"

"I don't keep idle people in my household."

Done.

Zhao Yu turned and went back to his room.

"Go find the housekeeper to arrange your accommodations, and remember to lock the door properly."

"Don't let the thief in."

……

The Prime Minister's Residence

Cao Cao listened to the report from the secret agent.

Their expressions were priceless.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"That Zhao Yu is something else!"

"What a fine sweeping maid!"

The spy lowered his head.

"Prime Minister."

"Although General Zhao returned the money."

"But he took people in."

"Does this... count as being won over?"

"Win them over my ass!"

Cao Cao laughed and cursed.

"What do you know?"

"If he refuses them all, then he is heartless; that would be the mark of a saint."

"Where in this world are there saints?"

"If there were any, they would be hypocrites like Liu Bei. I cannot see through such people, nor would I dare to employ them."

"But he left those two women behind."

"What does that mean?"

"This shows that he is soft-hearted and lustful (Cao Cao thought so)."

"That shows he's just an ordinary person."

"A vulgar man with weaknesses, a vulgar man who is only greedy for food and soft-hearted, but not greedy for money and does not form cliques."

"This is the sword I trust most!"

Cao Zhi's poem was less valuable to Zhao Yu than toilet paper or even two ounces of pork.

Cao Pi sent money and women as gifts, but the money was returned, and the women he sent turned out to be cleaning ladies.

This will also teach them a lesson.

"A lonely person."

"They're not that easy to bribe!"

Order:

"Pass on the order!"

"Go to the treasury and fetch a thousand taels of gold and five hundred bolts of brocade!"

"Make a big show of it! Deliver it to Zhao Yu's residence!"

"Since he's short of money, I'll give it to him!"

"Since he needs sweepers, I'll send him ten more!"

"I want the whole world to know."

"As long as I live, he can only eat the food I give him!"