Tomb raiding: A mere 20 is nothing!
Chapter 342 The Boss Can Inspect the Goods
Shen Mingchao glanced at the roof with concern.
"What are you thinking about?"
Glancing at the black bear who had spoken, Shen Mingchao spoke frankly: "I was thinking, if you feel a lot of pressure, just look at the load-bearing pillars of this house. It's amazing that it hasn't collapsed despite so many people hiding here. It seems that Wu Xie's architecture degree from Zhejiang University really wasn't for nothing."
Upon hearing this, Hei Xiazi's lips twitched slightly.
Is this a veiled way of saying they are heavy?
He chuckled dismissively, "So what if it collapses? We can just rebuild. And let me tell you, men, you know, are better off a bit heavier. Otherwise, they're too frail and tasteless."
Hei Xiazi's words were highly suggestive.
You want to talk to her about this?
Shen Mingchao smiled, then abruptly asked, "How do you compare to Zhang Qilan?"
Stop being sarcastic and tell the truth.
Having his thoughts anticipated, Hei Xiazi was speechless.
Meeting Shen Mingchao's sharp gaze, he hesitated for a moment, then said earnestly:
"We never really fought to the death, probably because I couldn't beat him, and he couldn't kill me either."
"Oh~~~"
That means it's a 50/50 split.
Shen Mingchao deliberately dragged out the last syllable of his name, nodded, and looked as if he understood perfectly.
Then, she gave Hei Xiazi a meaningful smile, but offered no explanation.
Black Bear felt a chill run down his spine at the laughter.
He had been hiding on the rooftop, so of course he heard the words "practice it out."
He disagreed.
Whether it's Wu Xie or Liu Sang, in terms of skill and foundation, how can they compare to me?
Seeing Shen Mingchao's reaction, he felt inexplicably uneasy and was unsure of what to do.
I had a vague feeling that something was wrong, and I wanted to ask more questions, but I didn't know how to bring it up.
Seeing that Shen Mingchao was about to leave, he suppressed his chaotic thoughts, grabbed him, and voiced the question that had been on his mind: "Mingchao, I think I just heard you say you missed your birthday?"
"Birthday?"
Xie Yuchen followed with a question.
No one knew Shen Mingchao's birthday better than him. After all, he was the one who processed Shen Mingchao's ID card. He remembered that Shen Mingchao's birthday was in July.
Just as Xie Yuchen was about to ask Hei Xiazi if he had misheard, he saw Shen Mingchao chuckle.
"You have such sharp ears."
Black Bear casually pushed up his sunglasses and shrugged: "If your eyes aren't sharp, your ears naturally have to be more acute. But compared to that kid surnamed Liu, they're still a bit lacking."
"So, your birthday is fake, right?"
Since we're not from the same world, the birth dates I gave them before probably weren't accurate.
There was nothing to hide, so Shen Mingchao said directly, "It's fake. That's actually the date I left the Bronze Gate. My real birthdate is May 21, 2007."
0...7... years?
Everyone fell silent.
This year is 2016.
Without thinking, Zhang Qianjun blurted out, "So you must be nine years old now?! Good heavens, isn't this a crime?! Won't we be punished by heaven?"
Then, Zhang Haike, looking speechless, slapped him on the forehead: "Haven't you committed enough crimes yet?"
"And besides, even if you're brainless, are you blind? How could your nine-year-old child grow this big?"
Zhang Qianjun covered his head, looked at Zhang Haike, then at Shen Mingchao, and compared them with his eyes.
Shen Mingchao wasn't short; he was about chin-length, so he certainly couldn't be the height of a nine-year-old child.
"That……"
What's going on?
"My world is ten years ahead of this place."
Fearing that people might overthink things, Shen Mingchao quickly offered a simple explanation: "In other words, the world I live in is 2025, but it should be 2026 now."
"Is that so..."
Most people suddenly realized.
Only Hei Xiazi had a sudden inspiration, and with a sly look on his face, he approached Shen Mingchao.
"The Ming Dynasty, ah~~"
It's like calling back a soul.
Hearing this, Shen Mingchao felt a chill run down his spine and took a step back. But Black Bear was a persistent nuisance.
She took a step back, and he took a step forward.
She snapped, "Just say what you have to say!"
Black Bear stopped and gave Shen Mingchao a fawning smile:
"As for me, I don't have many hobbies, except for money. Since you're coming from ten years in the future, could you reveal some information about the future, like lottery winning numbers or something... Let's share the good fortune together."
So that's what they were waiting for her to do.
Under Hei Xiazi's expectant gaze, Shen Mingchao nodded as he wished: "I do know."
"But why should I tell you? Wouldn't it be better to make my money secretly?"
Unexpectedly, Hei Xiazi was not discouraged at all; instead, he smiled even more brightly: "No problem, no problem."
"Ming Dynasty, do you need any help? I'm very good at my job. No one who has ever hired me in the underworld has ever given me a bad review. You could say I'm high quality and cheap."
"If you just nod, I'll acknowledge you as my boss and serve you hand and foot. From now on, we'll be family."
Shen Mingchao:?
It's one thing for her not to understand Hei Xiazi, but what do you mean there are no bad reviews? That's clearly the employer's fault.
Those who weren't killed were all tough people who could be cut down like a knife.
Sorry, she doesn't really want to compete with Black Bear in terms of life toughness.
Seeing her silence, Hei Xiazi pressed on: "If the boss doesn't believe me, he can inspect the goods first."
The tone was extremely ambiguous.
Shen Mingchao didn't understand Hei Xiazi's meaning for a moment. Inspect the goods? How? Go down into the tomb to check their strength?
When she saw Hei Xiazi's next move, she realized how naive she had been.
The tall man leaned against the wall, his hand reaching down to his crotch area, pulling out the shirt tucked into his trousers, and then sharply pulling it upwards—
Springtime light is just beginning to shine.
How can she dodge if she starts with zero frames?
However, the other men present reacted even more strongly than she did. They probably didn't expect Hei Xiazi to be so bold as to seduce someone without even keeping it a secret.
A moment of chaos ensued.
Shen Mingchao's vision was completely blocked, and his ears were filled with all kinds of insults.
Something like that, at his age, doing such a filthy thing in public, he's shameless.
What else is so offensive?
She calmed down quickly.
To be precise, she was reminiscing.
Why are you hiding?
Since they are generous and wealthy, they openly display their wealth, so of course she openly appreciates it too.
Well……
It's not quite the same as Zhang Qilin's.
Skin tone is on the darker side.
It's quite large.
It looks a bit like an oversized chocolate bar.
I just don't know how it feels to use.
"What are you thinking about?"
Someone next to her asked her a question, and she instinctively replied, "Eight yuan."
"What?"
A shocked tone.
When Shen Mingchao came to his senses, he saw that it was Zhang Haiyan.
She realized her slip of the tongue and was about to make amends when this person, even more incredibly, quickly understood her words, smiled slyly, and whispered, "I have one too, you..."
Before he could finish speaking, this man also suffered punishment.
Zhang Haixia, with a dark expression, pulled the person away once again.
After the chaos subsided, Hei Xiazi returned to his normal self and earnestly told her that she could make up for the missed birthday and asked her what birthday present she wanted.
She remained silent for a while, an image flashed through her mind, and she asked seriously:
You really want to know?
Hei Xiazi replied: Is it a wish that is difficult to fulfill?
She shook her head, looked at Black Bear, and suddenly chuckled: "It's not difficult, it's very simple. I just want to see you dressed as a maid, holding an AK in both hands, for a photo."
Shen Mingchao only remembered that Hei Xiazi's expression was quite interesting after she made her request.
It felt like discovering all my savings had vanished overnight.
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