As the combined desolation dissipated, the oppressive atmosphere in the sky finally eased slightly. The suffocating dark red faded away, replaced by a slightly eerie yet somewhat cheerful pinkish-purple hue.
The background music abruptly changed from an epic and tragic symphony to a strangely rhythmic tune that sounded like an impromptu humming by a mental patient.
A new chapter, with an air of mystery, slowly unfolds.
Jiang Tong, the eldest disciple of Jiang Mingzi, the Immortal Lord of the Myriad Laws of the World, has an eccentric personality.
[And he also mentored a girl who became infatuated with Jiang Mingzi.]
[It has successfully inherited the three truly unhealthy tendencies.]
The world of "Future Diary".
Yuno Gasai cupped her cheeks in her hands, her pink eyes sparkling with a yandere-like glint as she looked at the fanatical young man on the screen and let out a meaningful sigh of admiration.
"Ah... I understand that look." Yuno's voice was sickeningly sweet. "That 'everything is an illusion except for you' look. Even though he's a boy, it's really nice that he can abandon reason for the one he loves. But, isn't it a bit strange to use the word 'obsessed woman' to describe a boy? But that look in his eyes, like he wants to devour the other person, definitely has the essence of an 'obsessed woman.' Yuno thinks, as long as it's love, what's wrong with being a little crazy? Right, Yukiteru?"
Amano Yukiteru stood to the side, trembling, nodding frantically, "Yes, yes... as long as no one is killed..."
The world of Gintama.
Sarutobi Ayame (Little Sarutobi) pushed up her reflective red-rimmed glasses and wriggled her body like a female cat in heat.
"Oh my, isn't this what they call 'kindred spirits'?" Little Ape excitedly pulled out a natto from his pocket and stirred it. "This kind of crazy obsession with their master is the ultimate masochistic behavior! That guy named Jiang Mingzi must be a super sadist, right? Only someone like that deserves such loyal yet perverse love! This isn't 'improper behavior,' it's the ultimate expression of love! Gintoki, when will you be a little 'improper' towards me?"
Sakata Gintoki kicked her away with a look of disgust: "Hey! Don't lump me in with those perverts! And stop sticking Natto to my sofa! That guy named Jiang Tong, his eyesight is obviously ruined! This isn't just infatuation, this is a condition that needs emergency psychiatric treatment!"
The scene continues to unfold, showcasing Jiang Tong's astonishing "daily routines".
[His hobby was spying on Jiang Mingzi's sacred body.]
[He had been accustomed to having rocks shattered by Jiang Mingzi's single palm strike.]
[He even loves Jiang Mingzi's blood.]
"KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"
Darkness watched the figure being blasted away, her breathing became rapid, and an unnatural blush rose on her face.
Sato Kazuma stared at her with a deadpan expression: "No, that looks like pure 'wanting to kill to silence'. And that Jiang Tong is an absolute freak, getting beaten up and still so happy. What kind of hellish place is this Three Truths Sect? How come it's full of such weirdos? A normal person would have called the police by now!"
The world of Naruto.
On Mount Myōboku, Jiraiya was gathering material through his binoculars when he saw this scene. He put down his pen, his expression turning solemn.
"Although we're both 'source gathering' enthusiasts, this kid's level... is a bit off." Jiraiya stroked his chin. "While peeping is a man's romance (just kidding), if Tsunade knew I had such thoughts, I'd probably be dead by now. This Jiang Mingzi has a really good temper... or rather, isn't she ruthless enough?"
The narrator continues to relentlessly reveal others' opinions.
This made Ying Xingguo feel extremely ashamed of the Three Truths Method.
But Ji Ku believed this was Jiang Tong's innocence.
The world of "Under One Person".
Zhang Chulan stared at the screen, his lips twitching. He couldn't help but complain, "'Innocence'? That guy named Ji Ku, do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the word 'innocence'? If this were anyone in our world, he'd be a potential psychopathic killer! Bao'er can be silly sometimes, but she's not this twisted! Ying Xingguo is right, this isn't just embarrassing, it's like tearing your face off and stomping on it!"
Feng Baobao, who was digging a hole expressionlessly, suddenly looked up and said, "As long as it doesn't bury anyone, anything is fine. But that boy's eyes do look a bit like the ones I've seen in mental hospitals."
The world of "Kaguya-sama: Love Is War".
Fujiwara Chika covered her mouth and let out a silvery laugh, but her eyes were filled with terror.
"Oh my, this guy named Jiku has such a bizarre thought process," Chika said, holding a magnifying glass. "It's like trying to interpret a horror movie plot as a pure romance. 'Innocent' yet perverted? Even shoujo manga wouldn't dare draw something like this! Kaguya, if you ever encounter a 'innocent' suitor like this, be sure to call the police immediately! This is definitely a Stalker-level dangerous individual!"
Kaguya Shinomiya stared coldly at the screen: "If the student council president turned into that... no, that image is too beautiful for me to bear. Let that kind of 'innocence' be left to that strange world."
Immediately afterwards, Tianmu began to introduce Jiang Tong's even more unbelievable innate divine power.
Jiang Tong's innate supernatural power is the fairy's infatuated and wondrous actions.
[He, who already had a penchant for wild daydreams, awakened his true calling in this area.]
[When facing an enemy, I often imagine myself as a giant dragon.]
The attack was completely unpredictable, yet incredibly powerful.
[He easily faced the corpse army spells created by the arrival of all things.]
The world of "Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!"
When Rikka Takanashi saw the "fantasy come true" scene, her golden contact lenses lit up instantly, and she excitedly waved the umbrella in her hand.
"This...this is the ultimate realm that the 'Evil King's True Eye' strives for?!" Rikka's voice trembled with excitement. "To materialize delusion, to distort reality with powerful mental strength! 'I am the dragon,' as long as you firmly believe this, you can truly obtain the power of a dragon! So cool! So strong! Yuuta, you see! I told you my setting had a theoretical basis! This Jiang Tong is definitely a high-level chuunibyou patient, he's our comrade!"
Yuta Togashi covered his face, looking helpless: "Rikka, that's a superpower, a psychic ability... Although the principle does seem pretty chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur), she really can fight. However, the fact that her attacks are 'completely unpredictable' does resemble you randomly waving an umbrella around in the living room..."
The world of One Piece.
Luffy stared at the giant dragon formed from magic, his eyes sparkling.
"Amazing—!" Luffy shouted, drool practically dripping from his mouth. "That guy can actually turn into a dragon just by thinking about it? That's even easier than Kaido! If he can become a dragon just by thinking he's one, then if I think I'm meat, can I eat meat indefinitely? Usopp, you should try turning into a brave giant sea warrior too!"
Usopp shook his head frantically: "Idiot! That's someone's innate ability! And the idea of 'thinking of oneself as flesh' is just too terrifying! But this way of fighting with imagination... hehe, maybe I'm quite talented at it too, after all, I'm Captain Usopp with eight thousand subordinates!"
However, what happened next caused the "handsome" image that had just been established to collapse instantly.
[While Jiang Mingzi and Sui Yuan were witnessing the Wanye Sacred Tower together.]
[He would even fantasize about being a pegasus.]
[Taking Jiang Mingzi on a long journey.]
The world of Chainsaw Man.
Denji watched this scene without noticing anything amiss; instead, he showed a hint of envy.
"Being a dog... or a horse, doesn't seem so bad." Denji scratched his head. "I'd be willing to be a chair as long as I can stay next to someone I like. This Jiang Tong, he's really insightful. If Miss Machima wants to ride a horse, I can give it a try... Woof!"
Pava curled his lip in disdain: "Tch, humans are disgusting. I would never be a mount for anyone, only humans are fit to be my slaves! But that guy is pretty fast, we could catch him to pull a cart."
The world of Assassin Seven.
Wu Liuqi was cutting a customer's hair when he saw the "Pegasus" on the sky, and his scissors almost cut off the customer's ear.
"Wow, this handsome guy's hopeless." Wu Liuqi, speaking with a thick Cantonese accent, looked at him with utter disappointment. "He was a dragon just a moment ago, and now he's a horse being ridden. That's a huge leap! This isn't just being a simp, this is being a horse-simp! To chase after a girl... oh wait, to chase after his master, he even changed species? This kind of dedication, I, Wu Liuqi, am completely in awe. Da Bao, do you think if I turned into a chicken, Miss Mei would even give me a second glance?"
Chicken Big Bao flashed his sunglasses and said coldly, "Seven, you don't need to change. Your IQ is about the same as a chicken's now. Besides, that chicken is a 'Pegasus,' and you're a 'white-cut chicken.' The treatment is different."
As the scene unfolds, another side of Jiang Tong is gradually revealed.
Jiang Tong appears mad and illogical, but is actually shrewd beneath his rough exterior.
[He frequently gathers information about the supernatural world for Jiang Mingzi and reports on major and minor events.]
[He is Mingzi's capable disciple.]
She also knew that the master of the Thousand Machines Pavilion was actually Jiang Mingzi in human form.
The world of Detective Conan.
Conan Edogawa pushed up his glasses, and a flash of white light appeared on the lenses.
"I see, so it's the 'wise fool' type... no, it should be the 'madman' type?" Conan analyzed. "He uses a crazy appearance to lower the guard of those around him, while secretly gathering intelligence. This kind of person is often the most dangerous, because no one will be wary of a fool. Moreover, he holds his master's biggest secret—the secret of 'gender switching' or 'cloning.' Being able to keep this secret shows that his loyalty to Jiang Mingzi is absolute. This contradictory combination of madness and rationality is a very difficult case to profile psychologically."
Ai Haibara, flipping through a fashion magazine, said calmly, "Perhaps he didn't think that much about it at all; he simply treasured everything about his master. Including the intelligence and that secret. This kind of pure obsession is sometimes more terrifying than meticulous calculation."
The world of "Fox Spirit Matchmaker".
Bai Yuechu, with a lollipop dangling from his mouth, stared wide-eyed at the words "The Master of the Thousand Machines Pavilion is a woman."
"Holy crap! What a bombshell!" Bai Yuechu shouted, pointing at the screen. "This Jiang Mingzi is a cross-dresser? No, he actually has a female avatar? This is outrageous! He's taken the 'I love you whether you're male or female' meme to the extreme! That Jiang Tong is a pervert with his male master, so wouldn't he be going to heaven with his female master? And his intelligence gathering ability is like that of the editor-in-chief of a gossip magazine in the supernatural world! If we recruited this kind of talent to be our matchmaker in Tushan, their performance would be phenomenal!"
Tu Shan Rongrong smiled with narrowed eyes: "That won't do. A guy who only has one person in his heart can't be a matchmaker. However, his ability to keep the secret is commendable."
The light from the sky gradually faded, and Jiang Tong's mad and insane image was deeply imprinted in everyone's minds.
In this world of supernatural powers filled with scheming and killing, Jiang Tong is like an outcast, completely out of place.
He interpreted the purest loyalty in the most absurd way.
He's a madman, a pervert, a simp.
But undeniably, in Jiang Mingzi's long and lonely years, this "silly apprentice" who sometimes transformed into a dragon and sometimes into a horse was perhaps the warmest touch that made people both laugh and cry.
As a pink-haired superpowered individual might think to themselves, "Ugh, it's best to stay away from this troublesome guy. But as a lackey, he's definitely overly competent."
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