Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Chapter 49 The Sun in the Alley
Grandpa Rom quickly ran to the captain of the guard and stood at attention, like a straight little mountain.
"You've caught me!"
The captain of the guards shook his head numbly.
"Oh God, I don't want to arrest you anymore, please let me go, I'm about to retire."
My goodness! Such a huge man, he must need a bathtub to drink beer.
One person can probably eat as much as ten people.
"Mr. Rom, put that on your hand."
Green whispered a hint, pointing repeatedly to the iron chain around the captain of the guard's waist.
"Give it to me!"
Mr. Rom immediately understood what Green meant.
He stretched out his thick fingers, pinched the iron chain, and yanked it sharply, causing the guard captain to spin like a top.
The old man spent most of the day trying to tie the chain to himself, but he still couldn't manage it.
To prevent any unforeseen complications, Mr. Rom quickly called Green over for help.
Green was very familiar with this thing and quickly and successfully tied up Mr. Rom.
"Alright, Mr. Rom, you're under arrest."
At the same time, the illustration of Jack the Giant Slayer in the Dark Fairy Tale Book was also unlocked.
Grandpa Rom nodded in satisfaction, and as if giving an acceptance speech, roared at the crowd:
"All eyes are on me! Look at me, I have something to announce!"
"I have been arrested. Stop watching! The laws of the capital are above all else, and even I, a giant, cannot escape them."
After calling for a while, he inexplicably squatted down and asked.
"By the way, sir, is your beer brewed from this year's new barley?"
"puff!"
The captain of the guards coughed up a mouthful of blood and collapsed to the ground.
At this moment, Green walked over to the captain of the guard and added insult to injury:
"Remember the lost princess I mentioned last time? This old man is her guardian among the common people."
"puff!"
The guard captain's level of vomiting blood has reached a new high.
After a while, he stood up and waved to another soldier in the squad.
"Anzhui, come here for a moment."
A young guard named Anzhui walked over, looking bewildered.
"Captain, what are your instructions?"
The captain of the guards smiled kindly and patted Anzhui on the shoulder with trust.
"Anzhui, you are the best guard in our team. Today, I hereby announce that you will succeed me as the new captain of the Seventh Guard of the Kingdom's City Guard!"
"This won't do, I... I still need more experience..."
"Training experience my ass! You're the captain now, I'm retiring on the spot!"
After saying that, the captain took off his helmet and slammed it onto An Zhui's head before running away.
The oversized helmet covered Anzhui's eyes.
When he pushed off his mask, the old captain had already disappeared. He stared blankly at the few guards under his command.
"What should we do?"
"You...you're the captain now, we'll all listen to you."
Grandpa Rom walked over impatiently, picked Anzhui up with one hand, and lifted him up like a chick.
"I know where the prison is! Take me there right now... to go to jail!"
After taking two steps toward the prison, Rom turned around and waved goodbye to Green.
"Little Green, there's no need to rush to redeem me."
After giving his instructions, the giant old man left, surrounded by guards.
Green's lips twitched; he hoped the prison's financial expenditures would be more substantial.
Once they reached a secluded alley, Green summoned the "Dark Fairy Tale Book" to examine it.
An illustration of a brave young boy standing atop a giant's corpse is gleaming, holding aloft a cracked crown.
Jack the Giant Slayer
Abilities: Agile, brave, skilled milker (cow)
Possessions: A magic bean, a giant's crown on the verge of breaking.
(Wearing it will cause your body to grow to a gigantic size for 3 minutes. Due to lack of maintenance, it will dissipate after one use.)
"Frog Fun, isn't this just a Ultraman Tiga trial card?!"
Green was secretly surprised.
Under the powerful aura of the giant's crown, Grimm completely ignored the existence of the magic bean.
With this treasure, whenever I see a beluga whale, I unleash an Ultra Kick to avenge the time I was chased and forced to flee in terror.
……
Composing himself, Green prepared to walk through the alley and back onto the main street.
At that moment, three men, one thin, one short, and one strong, surrounded a girl in a red dress as she walked across the alley.
"Little girl, behave yourself!"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Watch out, or I'll punch your pretty face until it's swollen!"
The girl opened the feather folding fan in her hand, covered the corner of her mouth, and her eyes were full of mockery.
"Wow, wow~ It's really surprising. People with bad character even have such a tasteless way of picking fights."
Green suddenly realized, "Isn't that Priscilla?"
The skinny thug named Lazens was provoked by Priscilla and pulled out two knives from behind his back.
"Arrogant woman, I advise you to put down your valuables, otherwise you won't be able to leave unscathed."
Priscilla glanced disdainfully at the dagger in Rajens' hand and sneered:
"With just two nail clippers in your hands? Even if I stand still, you can't hurt a single hair on my head."
The other short thug, though small in stature, had the most fiery temper.
Hearing Priscilla's mockery, he rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward.
Click!
Someone who was secretly observing stepped on a dry fallen leaf.
In the quiet alley, the crisp sound instantly caught their attention.
Green, feeling ashamed, reluctantly stepped out of the shadows.
"This is outrageous, Priscilla! I clearly checked the escape route, how could there suddenly be withered leaves?"
He complained in despair, "It must be someone's 'solar blessing' working its magic again."
Priscilla showed no surprise and maintained her haughty demeanor.
"Ordinary man, do not address me by my given name."
After seeing Green's face clearly, she seemed to think for a second or two.
"Hey~ Isn't that the little squid that escaped from prison?"
Green's lips twitched violently, and he was momentarily speechless.
Well, now I have another nickname.
The three thugs, who had been ignored, were furious and were about to start cursing when they saw Green and were momentarily stunned.
Green used to live in the slums, and he had actually met them a few times.
Lars recognized Green and quickly stopped the impulsive short thug, warning him:
"Everyone be careful, it's the cat and dog gang from the stolen goods warehouse, and there's also a blonde girl with a dagger hiding nearby."
"Damn it, weren't they both arrested?"
After saying that, he reached out and carefully protected his eyes, clearly guarding against something.
In the past, when Green and Ferut fought for territory in the slums, they would first spread lime.
After the enemy lost his balance, Ferut launched another lightning-fast attack, sending the enemy flying.
Green took a deep breath and rubbed his fingers together with a "click-clack" sound.
"Stop sending me nicknames!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Green vanished in a blur.
His exceptional physical skills allowed him to move like a tiger among sheep.
In less than ten seconds, the three thugs collapsed to the ground, crying and screaming.
Priscilla walked to the center of the crowd with satisfaction, maintaining her important position.
"I have said it before, even if the sun stands still, it is not something that mortals can get close to."
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