Many children, many blessings; the twelve ancestral witches forced marriages throughout the primordi
Chapter 555 The Second Generation Pitfalls the Fifth Uncle, the Southern Ming Fire Uprising
The next morning, chaos erupted again in the backyard of Pangu Temple.
Zhu Rong was in a particularly good mood today. Yesterday, because his chin was blackened by Lin Sa's Asura Fire, Lin Xuan generously granted him a sum of "compensation for mental distress." Upon receiving the money, Zhu Rong immediately went to the most prestigious robe shop in Chaoge City and commissioned an extremely stylish and exquisite fire silk robe.
This robe was not only bright red, but also embroidered with golden flame patterns, making it very stylish when you walked.
Zhu Rong, dressed in his new clothes, swaggered around the backyard, showing off to everyone he met. "Sixth Brother! See my outfit? It's the latest style from Chaoge City! Doesn't it make me, the Ancestral Witch of Fire, look even more impressive?"
Gonggong was squatting by the pool brushing his teeth, rolling his eyes. "Dressed like a big red lantern, what's so great about that? Be careful, or those little devils will target you again."
"Bullshit! My clothes today have an anti-theft array!" Zhu Rong patted his chest smugly.
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Huang and Lin Dou, the two little guys, strolled over from the corner of the corridor, hand in hand.
Lin Huang's eyes, swirling with five-colored vortexes, immediately fixed on Zhu Rong's glittering new clothes. The little guy's eyes darted around, and a mischievous grin spread across his face.
"Tenth Brother, look at Fifth Uncle's clothes, they're so shiny, they must be worth a lot of money, right?" Lin Huang tugged at Lin Dou's sleeve.
Lin Dou hugged his Hunyuan Golden Bucket and nodded. "It looks quite spiritually potent. But Fifth Uncle said he added an anti-theft formation."
"Anti-theft formations are nothing!" Lin Huang waved his hand domineeringly. Five tangible, five-colored beams of light suddenly appeared behind him.
"Whoosh!"
The five-colored divine light swept directly towards Zhu Rong. This five-colored divine light was a mutated version, specifically designed to break all magical treasures and formations; it was a top-tier divine skill that could be used for blatant robbery.
Zhu Rong was feeling quite pleased with himself when he suddenly felt a chill. A gust of wind blew by, and when he looked down, he was completely dumbfounded.
That priceless, top-quality fire silk robe was gone! Not only was the robe gone, but even the close-fitting shorts he wore underneath, and even his underwear, were all completely wiped clean by the five-colored divine light!
The mighty Ancestral God of Fire stood naked in the middle of the backyard, shivering in the morning breeze.
"My clothes!!! My underwear!!!" Zhu Rong let out a heart-wrenching scream, quickly covering her private parts with both hands. "You two little bastards! I'll fight you to the death!"
Lin Huang had already stuffed the clothes into his Qiankun bag, grabbed Lin Dou, and ran off, shouting as he ran, "Fifth Uncle, the color of your clothes is too tacky! I'll take them to the city and sell them as secondhand goods to get some candied hawthorns!"
Gonggong laughed so hard he swallowed his mouthwash, then pointed at Zhurong's bare buttocks and slapped his thigh.
Lin Xuan was sitting in his study, watching the farce unfolding in the backyard through a water mirror. He picked up his teacup, took a sip, and laughed so hard his shoulders shook. These little brats really treated Zhu Rong like a personal ATM.
Just as Lin Xuan was about to go out and throw a piece of clothing to Zhu Rong, the ground beneath his feet suddenly shook violently.
This was no ordinary earthquake. Lin Xuan could clearly sense an extremely violent and suppressed fluctuation of fire-elemental laws surging wildly from the far south of the primordial wilderness. This fluctuation carried an aura of destruction, and even the defensive formation of the Pangu Palace emitted a rapid hum.
The smile on Lin Xuan's face vanished instantly. He put down his teacup and began rapidly calculating with his hands.
"Nanming Volcano... it really can't be suppressed anymore." Lin Xuan's eyes narrowed.
Although he repaired the East China Sea eye, the enormous shockwave from the previous explosion traveled south along the primordial earth veins, eventually converging beneath the Nanming Volcano. The toxic fire within the volcano is now completely boiling; if it erupts, the entire south will become a wasteland.
Most importantly, ever since Yuan Feng's mother-in-law separated her remnant soul and took up the post of "Vermilion Bird God" in the underworld, the Southern Ming Volcano in this far south has been guarded by the first generation of Southern Sacred Beasts, the Little Vermilion Bird, who was reborn by heaven and earth. This girl is currently in the critical period of her transformation and rebirth. If the poisonous fire erupts, the Little Vermilion Bird will definitely not be able to withstand it and will surely die.
"We can't take the children with us. The subterranean fire is too violent; they can't withstand it." Lin Xuan stood up and straightened his clothes.
He walked out of the study and happened to run into Su Daji carrying a stack of account books. Today, Daji was wearing a smart black fitted robe, with nine white fox tails hanging obediently behind her.
"Husband, what happened just now? Was it an earthquake?" Daji asked with some concern.
Lin Xuan walked over, put his arm around Daji's slender waist, and lowered his head to kiss her red lips hard.
"Ugh..." Daji was caught off guard, her fox ears popping out of her hair uncontrollably, her face turning as red as a ripe apple. "Husband... in broad daylight, and with people watching."
"Something's come up in the south, I have to go. You stay home and keep an eye on those little rascals, don't let them actually sell Fifth Brother's underwear." Lin Xuan pinched Daji's furry ears and then let go with a smile.
"Oh dear, you should go now!" Daji covered her ears and gave him a coquettish glare.
Lin Xuan laughed loudly, his figure blurred, and he tore through the void, rushing towards the Nanming Volcano in the far south.
In his mind, the system's voice rang out at just the right moment: "Ding! New side quest triggered: [Redemption of Nanming Volcano]. Save Little Vermilion Bird and suppress the poisonous fire. Quest reward: Unknown."
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