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Zhunti has never been so humiliated in his life.

Truly, even when I cried and begged for a seat in Zixiao Palace back then, it was all for the sake of the Great Dao, not something to be ashamed of. But now, in front of everyone, I've been bitten on the thigh by a dog that looks like a mixed breed, and I can't shake it off no matter what I do—this is an utter disgrace!

"Let go! You beast! Let go of me!"

Zhunti's face twitched with pain. He didn't know what the dog tooth was made of, but it had actually managed to break through his quasi-saint's golden body! The excruciating pain, along with a tingling sensation that went straight to his soul, made it impossible for him to even gather his magical power.

The guide was dumbfounded. He wanted to go and help, but as soon as he moved, the dog's tail lashed out like a steel whip, forcing him to retreat.

"Junior brother! Use the Golden Body Dharma Form!" Jieyin shouted.

Zhunti then realized. "Oh right, I have a Dharma form!"

"Buzz!"

Golden light shone brightly behind Zhunti, revealing a golden body with eighteen arms and twenty-four heads. This body was extremely solemn, holding various magical treasures, which it then smashed down on Di Ting.

"clang!"

A loud bang.

The Di Ting was a little dazed from being hit and opened its mouth. But it didn't retreat; instead, it shook its head, seemingly enraged. Its fur instantly turned black, and an aura more sinister than the underworld erupted from it.

"roar!"

Di Ting pounced again. This time, it didn't bite the leg; instead, it bit the pants.

"Sizzle—!"

A crisp sound of fabric tearing.

Zhunti's Taoist robe, which he had worn for who knows how many years, was torn off by Di Ting. And the location was very awkward, right at his buttocks.

A cool breeze blew by.

Zhunti felt a bit cold in his buttocks.

The entire room fell silent.

Xiang Liu dropped his knife and stared wide-eyed at the scene. The other witch clan ghost messengers were also trying to suppress their laughter, their faces turning red.

The Styx Ancestor hid behind the door and secretly took out a recording stone to record this scene. This is a rare and priceless treasure! If I ever feel down, I can take it out and look at it; it will definitely prolong my life.

"Lin Xuan! You...you've gone too far!"

Zhunti covered his buttocks, his face as red as a monkey's bottom. He felt like killing someone.

Lin Xuan stood on the steps, took a bite of a fruit, and shrugged innocently.

"Brother Zhunti, this isn't my fault. This dog is the security captain of our underworld, specializing in identifying bad people. The fact that it bit you shows that you have wicked intentions. Look, why doesn't it bite Brother Jieyin?"

The guide next to him twitched his lips. He wasn't bitten because he dodged quickly!

"Very well! I will remember this humiliation!" Zhunti knew he was in deep trouble today. With Pingxin in charge of the underworld, this mad dog, and that group of covetous witches, if he stayed any longer, he might not even be able to keep his underwear.

"Senior brother, let's go!"

Zhunti glared fiercely at Lin Xuan one last time, then grabbed Jieyin and transformed into a streak of light, fleeing in a sorry state. Their speed was more than twice as fast as when they arrived.

"Take care! Don't bother seeing me out!" Lin Xuan waved and called out. "Remember to wear thicker pants next time!"

Only after the two figures completely disappeared did a burst of laughter erupt in the underworld.

"Hahaha! That was exhilarating! So exhilarating!" Xiang Liu laughed until tears streamed down his face. "That's a future saint! He actually got bitten on the butt! I can brag about this for the rest of my life!"

Lin Xuan got down and patted Di Ting's head. This big guy was fierce just now, but now he was as docile as a cat in front of Lin Xuan, even rubbing his head against Lin Xuan's hand.

"Well done." Lin Xuan took out a handful of "top-grade dog food" (actually some kind of spiritual fruit) that the system rewarded him with and fed it to Di Ting. "From now on, you'll guard this place. If anyone dares to try to get in without a ticket, bite them to death."

Di Ting crunched on the spirit fruit, wagging its tail contentedly.

Pingxin walked over, looked at Lin Xuan, and her eyes showed a hint of worry.

"Brother, we've completely offended the Western Sect this time. Zhunti is petty and will definitely retaliate."

"What's there to be afraid of?" Lin Xuan curled his lip in disdain. "So what if we offend them? Anyway, our Witch Clan and they are not on the same side. Besides, as long as we hold the Underworld and the Cycle of Reincarnation in our hands, they won't dare to really do anything to us."

That's the truth. The Underworld is currently the "sewers" of the prehistoric world. If the Underworld were to collapse, the entire prehistoric world would descend into chaos. Although Hongjun is biased, he still has to ensure the system functions properly. Therefore, as long as Lin Xuan doesn't go too far, Hongjun will most likely turn a blind eye.

"Alright, everyone, disperse." Lin Xuan clapped his hands. "Get back to work, get back to catching ghosts. Our Underworld will not only be the number one power in the primordial world, but also the number one corporation!"

Seeing that everyone had gone off to do their work, Lin Xuan found a quiet place to sit down.

"System, open the properties panel."

[Host: Lin Xuan]

[Cultivation Level: Late Quasi-Saint]

[Identity: Thirteenth Ancestral Witch, Holy Father of Humanity, Second-in-Command of the Underworld]

[Special Permission: Tunnel Authority (20%)]

[Current Task: Conquer Nuwa (Progress 95%)]

Lin Xuan's gaze lingered on the last line of text.

95%.

It's just one step away from victory.

Ever since the creation of humanity, his relationship with Nuwa has remained in a state of "more than friends, less than lovers." Everyone can see that Nuwa has feelings for him. But Nuwa is, after all, a sage, and easily embarrassed. Plus, with her sister-obsessed brother Fuxi watching over her, this unspoken understanding has never been broken.

"The underworld is now stable, and the Witch Clan has a backup plan. Next..."

Lin Xuan stroked his chin, a calculating glint in his eyes.

"Shouldn't we find that kid Lin Tian a stepmother? Oh no, I should say a godmother."

Lin Xuan recalled Nuwa's stunningly beautiful face and her gentle, all-encompassing nature.

"Besides, if we can bring Nuwa into our camp, then the demon race..." Lin Xuan chuckled, "Di Jun, Di Jun, I stole your wife, and now I'm even going to abduct your sage. Let's see how you'll fight me then!"

Lin Xuan stood up and straightened his robes.

"It seems I'll have to make a trip to the Nuwa Palace."