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Chapter 591 The Poor Disciple of the Chan Sect Steals from the Treasure Vault, and the Brat Suffers
"Guang Chengzi, Taiyi Zhenren?" Lin Xuan looked at the scene in the water mirror in mid-air and was so angry that he laughed.
He pointed at the two hooded, furtive figures reflected in the water mirror and cursed without any restraint, "This Chan Sect has truly lost all sense of shame. The Twelve Golden Immortals, coming all the way to the East Sea to do this dirty work of banging on each other's heads and breaking locks. Is this how the Primordial Heavenly Venerable teaches his disciples? Are they desperate for money?!"
On the other side of the water mirror, Ao Guang was lying on the ground, wailing, his face covered in tears and snot. He cried out, "My dear son-in-law! You can't abandon this old dragon! The magic weapons they're carrying are incredibly strong. Every time that broken seal hits, the door to my crystal treasure vault trembles. The formation is about to be smashed through!"
"Alright, father-in-law, stop wailing." Lin Xuan waved his hand, his tone full of disdain. "Is this little thing worth crying like this for? You're the head of the Four Seas Dragon Kings, can't you have some backbone? You stay there and keep an eye on things, I'll have the kids settle this for you."
After cutting off the communication from the jade slip, Lin Xuan stood up and shouted towards the backyard, "Lin Wu, Lin Jian, Lin Huang, Lin Dou! Stop eating and come out to get work!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the four mischievous kids who were having breakfast in the backyard suddenly appeared in front of Lin Xuan.
Lin Wu was still clutching a half-eaten top-grade spirit fruit, crunching loudly. He tossed the pit on the ground, his eyes shining brightly: "Dad, who are we going to beat up?"
Lin Jian's third vertical eye on his forehead was half open, silver divine patterns swirling in his eyes, and the three-pointed double-edged sword in his hand hummed loudly as he gripped it.
Lin Huang and Lin Dou were even more excited. The five-colored light pillar behind Lin Huang's head had already begun to flash. Upon hearing that there was work to be done, his mind was filled with ideas about how to rob someone: "Dad, where are we going to make a fortune this time? Are there any top-grade magic treasures we can get?"
Lin Dou, cradling a miniature version of the Hunyuan Golden Bucket in his arms, asked impatiently, "Dad, my Golden Bucket hasn't been used for days! Quickly find me a target to weaken my cultivation!"
Lin Xuan looked at his four energetic sons and nodded in satisfaction: "Your fourth mother's family was ransacked by those penniless devils from the Chan Sect. The leaders were Guang Chengzi and Taiyi Zhenren, and those two are still hiding their faces and too ashamed to show their faces. You four go to the East Sea right now."
Lin Xuan held up three fingers, his tone domineering: "Listen carefully, three steps. First, strip me naked; second, confiscate my magic weapons; third, use the recording stone to record me from every angle. If you miss a step, you won't get dinner tonight."
"Understood!" the four mischievous kids shouted in unison, their faces flushed with excitement.
At this moment, Ao Ling, who was meditating in the Moon Palace Wonderland, heard the commotion and hurriedly ran out. She was wearing a red casual dress today. Upon hearing that something had happened to her family in the East Sea, her eyebrows furrowed, and she directly pulled out the Sea-Stabilizing Needle that Lin Xuan had given her from the void.
"The Chan Sect is going too far! They dare to smash my East Sea treasure trove! I'll smash their skulls today!" Ao Ling grabbed her stick and charged out.
Lin Xuan reacted swiftly, stretching out his arm to grab Ao Ling's slender waist and pulling her into his broad embrace.
"Husband, let me go! I need to go back and save my father!" Ao Ling struggled desperately.
Lin Xuan held her waist with one hand and took the Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff) from her hand with the other, tossing it aside. He lowered his head, his lips close to Ao Ling's ear, and said in a deep, penetrating voice, "Be good, don't make trouble. You are the mistress of my Pangu Palace. Why should you do this kind of rough work? Your husband has already sent our sons to avenge you. We'll just stay here, brew a pot of good tea, and watch how they get dealt with by the Water Mirror."
Ao Ling's ears instantly turned bright red as she was enveloped by Lin Xuan's masculine aura. The fierce temper of a female warrior in her bones was instantly suppressed by this gentle domineering presence, and she leaned limply against Lin Xuan's chest, obediently nodding her head.
Meanwhile, outside the gate of the Crystal Treasure Vault, deepest part of the East China Sea.
Guang Chengzi was sweating profusely, smashing the treasure vault formation with half a broken brick. Taiyi Zhenren, standing beside him, was jumping up and down anxiously, urging, "Senior brother, can't you hurry up! This is making too much noise! If the Pangu Palace notices, we're both doomed!"
Guang Chengzi snapped irritably, "What's the rush! This formation is incredibly sturdy! If my original Heaven-Turning Seal hadn't been stolen by that little bastard from the Lin family, would I be here smashing this piece of junk?!"
Just as Guang Chengzi was about to smash it again, the seawater above their heads suddenly burst open and rolled to both sides without warning.
The void was torn apart. Lin Wu, Lin Jian, Lin Huang, and Lin Dou, four unruly children, arrived directly in front of the treasure vault's gate with an air of utter defiance.
"Well, it really is you two shameless thieves!" Lin Jian shouted.
His third eye on his forehead opened completely. A dazzling silver divine light burst forth, instantly locking onto Guang Chengzi and Taiyi Zhenren. The light was imbued with Lin Jian's innate Heavenly Emperor's pressure and the fierce aura of Pangu's bloodline.
Guang Chengzi and Taiyi Zhenren felt as if the surrounding seawater had instantly turned into iron blocks. An extremely terrifying pressure descended from the sky, making their bones ache and their bodies freeze in place, unable to move even a finger.
Both of them felt a sudden jolt of fear and cursed under their breath.
"Still dare to wear a hoodie and act mysterious? Let's see how shameful you are!" Lin Wu didn't give them any time to react. With a burst of power from his thigh muscles, he shot out like a cannonball.
The fragment of the god-slaying spear in his hand, radiating a murderous aura, left a black afterimage in mid-air.
Master Taiyi watched helplessly as the spear tip pierced his face, his heart nearly stopping in terror.
Lin Wu flicked his wrist, and the tip of his spear struck the black mask on Taiyi Zhenren's head with extreme precision. Then, he sharply flicked it upwards.
"Tear!" A crisp sound of tearing cloth.
The mask on Taiyi Zhenren's head, along with the wig he had conjured with magic to conceal his bald head, was sent flying into the air by Lin Wu's spear.
A large, bald head, shiny and reflecting the light of the East China Sea's luminous pearl, was completely exposed in the seawater. His eyebrowless, terrified face was clearly visible.
"Wow! That bald head is amazing!" Lin Wu stood there, slapping his thigh with laughter. "Old thief Taiyi, your look is quite unique. Even if you went to the Western Paradise to become a monk, they'd think you were too ugly!"
Taiyi Zhenren felt a sudden "boom" in his mind, overwhelmed with shame and indignation, his face turning a deep purplish-red. He, a dignified Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect, had actually exposed his most shameful side in front of these juniors—it was practically social death.
Guang Chengzi, witnessing this scene, was terrified. He thought to himself, if this were exposed, how would he ever survive in the prehistoric world again? He secretly and frantically circulated the remaining magical power within his body, his fingers stealthily reaching for the Jade Void Life-Saving Talisman bestowed upon him by the Primordial Celestial Venerable at his waist.
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