Many children, many blessings; the twelve ancestral witches forced marriages throughout the primordi
Chapter 66 Cooling Down the Sun! Million-Year-Old Ice Cola Makes its Debut!
The vast, desolate land was scorched earth for thousands of miles.
The air was distorted like a red-hot branding iron.
Kuafu could no longer run.
His mountain-like body was now swaying precariously, and with each step he took, he left a bloody footprint on the cracked earth.
But he can't stop.
Because above, those ten damned beasts were still wreaking havoc.
"Run! You big oaf! Why have you stopped running?"
"Weren't you so capable just now? You even tried to capture us?"
The Great Golden Crow hovered low in the sky, its eyes filled with mockery and cruelty. With a flap of its wings, a ball of golden solar fire roared down, heading straight for Kuafu's face.
This strike is meant to be a fatal blow!
Kuafu tried to raise his peachwood staff to block, but his arm felt as heavy as if it were filled with lead.
My throat was burning, and I felt like all the blood in my body had evaporated.
"Thirteenth Ancestral Witch... I've disgraced you..."
Kuafu closed his eyes in despair, awaiting death.
however.
The expected burning sensation did not occur.
"boom!!"
A loud bang exploded in Kuafu's ears.
A domineering and incomparable black aura, like a black tornado soaring into the sky, forcefully blocked the ball of true solar fire and instantly shredded it!
Immediately afterwards, a voice filled with irritability, anger, and even a hint of dissatisfaction resounded throughout the heavens and earth.
"A few featherless pheasants dare to mess with my people, Lin Xuan's men?!"
Kuafu suddenly opened his eyes.
A tall, slender figure blocked his way.
The figure wasn't particularly tall, but at that moment, it seemed even more majestic than Mount Buzhou.
Lin Xuan, we've arrived!
He was in an extremely bad mood at that moment.
Anyone would be unhappy to be interrupted at a crucial moment when they've already taken their pants off.
He looked up at the ten golden crows in the sky, his eyes filled with a murderous aura that was almost tangible.
"It's all because of you bunch of bastards that you ruined my good time!" Lin Xuan gritted his teeth, even grabbing a wine glass he had casually brought from the immortal island, and smashed it hard.
"Snapped!"
Although the wine cup was small, it carried the power of a quasi-saint, and it hit Lao Ba's forehead with precision, making him see stars and tumble several times in the air.
"Who are you?! How dare you ambush this prince!" The Great Golden Crow roared in fury.
"I'm your father!"
Lin Xuan didn't bother with any more words and turned to look at Kuafu, who had collapsed to the ground.
Seeing his brother's cracked and peeling skin, and his near-death state, Lin Xuan's anger intensified.
"Kuafu, open your mouth!"
"Thirteen Ancestral Witches...water...I need water..." Kuafu murmured instinctively, his consciousness blurred.
"Water? That stuff doesn't satisfy my anger!"
Lin Xuan sneered and directly communicated with the system.
"System! Redeem me [Billion-Year-Old Extreme Cold Ice Essence Happy Water]! Extra ice! Extra fizz! Extra large bottle!"
"Ding! 5000 points deducted, redemption successful!"
next second.
The void trembled.
A huge, crystal-clear barrel, hundreds of feet tall, appeared out of thin air.
Thick white frost had formed on the walls of the bucket, emanating a chilling aura capable of freezing the soul. Inside, a dark brown liquid was churning violently, countless bubbles bursting with a hissing sound, as if containing some kind of raging law of the Dao.
That bone-chilling cold instantly caused the temperature to plummet for hundreds of miles around, even forcing back the heatwave in the air!
The golden crows in the sky were all stunned.
"What kind of magical artifact is that? Why is it so chilling?"
"That's poison! It must be poison!"
Lin Xuan didn't care what those birdmen thought. He raised the mountain of "happy water" with one hand and poured it down Kuafu's throat.
"Kuafu! Drink this cup, rise up and crush them!"
"Gurgle—"
The black liquid cascaded down like a waterfall.
Kuafu instinctively swallowed it in large gulps.
The first sip went down my throat.
boom!
It felt as if an ancient glacier had exploded inside him! That extreme coolness instantly washed away all the heat and toxins!
The second bite.
Crackling sounds!
Countless bubbles danced in my stomach, transforming into incredibly pure energy that surged wildly through my meridians. Every cell cheered, every muscle was charging up!
The third bite... the fourth bite...
Kuafu's originally withered skin became plump and shiny at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even shimmered with a strange black light.
"belch------!!!"
Kuafu suddenly sat up and let out a loud, earth-shattering burp.
The burp, accompanied by a plume of black gas—the fire poison and waste gas from his body—spurted straight into the sky, causing the nearest golden crow to tumble over.
The golden crows in the sky were dumbfounded.
"Isn't this...this big oaf about to die?"
"What did he drink? And why was it black? Was it poison?"
"Wait a minute! Look at his aura! It's even stronger than before!"
Kuafu wiped the black liquid from the corner of his mouth, smacked his lips, and looked at Lin Xuan with a look of lingering enjoyment: "Thirteenth Ancestral Witch, what is this stuff? It's awesome! So awesome! Do you have any more? Give me another bottle!"
Looking at the energetic Kuafu, Lin Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief. He grinned and pointed to the golden crow in the sky: "There are plenty! But we need to swat those flies first. Then we can roast bird meat and drink this 'happy water'—that's what real enjoyment is!"
When Kuafu heard "roasted bird meat," his eyes instantly turned green.
He picked up the peach wood staff from the ground, and under his magical power, the originally withered peach wood staff actually sprouted tender green branches again.
"You little brats! You had a good time chasing your grandpa, didn't you?"
Kuafu roared, bent his legs slightly, and then stomped his feet hard on the ground.
"boom!"
He kicked a large hole in the ground, and his whole body shot into the sky like a cannonball.
"I'm not thirsty anymore! Let's keep playing!"
At this moment, the roles of offense and defense shifted.
The once arrogant Golden Crows were terrified when they saw the burly man with a sinister grin and black water stains on his lips rushing towards them.
"Run! This madman is going to fight to the death!"
"Return to Heaven! Quickly return to Heaven to find Father!"
The ten golden crows panicked and turned to flee.
Lin Xuan stood on the ground, watching this scene, and sneered.
"Run? Where to run?"
He took out a communication jade talisman from his pocket, which was used to contact the great shaman Yi.
"Da Yi, grab your gear and get to work. We're having barbecue tonight, and the main dish is... a family bucket."
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