Many children, many blessings; the twelve ancestral witches forced marriages throughout the primordi
Chapter 7 Lin Xuan's Words Decide the Fate
Xi Kunlun's marriage is now settled.
The atmosphere at the scene instantly transformed from tense and confrontational to joyful and jubilant.
Those high priests who were originally preparing to chop people up are now all grinning foolishly, and some have even started to help Xikunlun repair the floor they just stepped on.
But at that moment, a discordant voice rang out again.
"I refuse to accept this! I don't agree to this marriage!"
The Eastern King, who had just been knocked away and was half-dead, somehow managed to fly back, albeit shakily, after taking some kind of miraculous medicine.
Although half of his face was still swollen and his clothes were tattered, he held up a gold medal that radiated a purple glow.
That was a decree bestowed by the Dao Ancestor Hongjun!
"I have the decree of the Dao Ancestor here!" Dongwanggong roared hysterically. "I am the head of the male immortals! Xiwangmu is the head of the female immortals! This is the ordinance set by the Dao Ancestor! We are to jointly manage the immortals of the primordial world! How can she marry the Wu tribe? This is going against the will of Heaven! This is defying the will of the Dao Ancestor!"
The Eastern King Duke was truly desperate.
If the Queen Mother of the West were to marry the Wu tribe, then he, as the head of the male immortals, would be left with no one to rely on, and how would he survive in the future?
So even at the risk of being beaten to death, he was determined to bring up Hongjun to intimidate others.
Upon seeing the gold medal, Dijiang and the others' expressions did indeed change.
Hongjun, the Dao Ancestor.
He is the only saint in the primordial world, and also a mountain pressing down on the heads of the Wu tribe.
Although the Wu tribe revered neither Heaven nor Earth, only Pangu, they had experienced the power of sages firsthand. If this truly was the will of the Dao Ancestor…
Seeing the ancestral witches hesitate, Dongwanggong thought he had grasped a lifeline and immediately became arrogant again.
"What? Scared?"
Dongwanggong spat out a mouthful of blood and sneered, "If you're scared, then get out of here! Leave the betrothal gifts as an apology! And that pretty boy, do you even dare to lay a finger on the head of the female immortals? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror!"
The Queen Mother of the West frowned.
She had just agreed to Lin Xuan's request when this Dong Wanggong came to disgust her.
Just as Zhu Rong was about to take action again, Lin Xuan gently patted Zhu Rong's shoulder, signaling him to calm down.
Lin Xuan stepped forward and looked at the Eastern King Duke, who looked like a clown.
"You said you are the head of the male immortals?" Lin Xuan asked casually.
"Nonsense! This was personally bestowed by the Dao Ancestor, known throughout the primordial world!" Dongwanggong raised his chin.
"Is the Queen Mother of the West the head of all female immortals?"
"certainly!"
"Alright." Lin Xuan smiled, a bright smile. "Then let me ask you, when the Dao Ancestor appointed you as the head of the male immortals, did he also say that you would manage the female immortals?"
Dongwanggong was taken aback: "This... male and female immortals are originally one..."
"fart!"
Lin Xuan suddenly roared, interrupting Dong Wanggong: "The Dao Ancestor's decree is full of wisdom! Since you've been appointed the head of the male immortals, you're free to manage your male offspring! What business is it of yours what happens to the female immortals?"
"When the Dao Ancestor appointed the Queen Mother of the West as the head of the female immortals, he meant she was in charge of all the female immortals. When did he ever say she was your subordinate? When did he ever say she had to become your Daoist partner?"
"You're using a trivial matter as a pretext, forcibly misinterpreting the Dao Ancestor's decree, trying to make the head of the female immortals your personal property. Eastern King Duke, you're deceiving the emperor! You're using the Dao Ancestor as a pawn!"
Lin Xuan's series of questions, like a barrage of bullets, completely stunned Dong Wanggong.
This kind of logic is the basic skill of arguing in modern times, but in the face of these straightforward and powerful beings in the prehistoric world, it is simply a dimensional reduction attack.
"I...I didn't..." Dong Wanggong panicked, "I was acting out of a sense of public duty..."
"Public-mindedness?" Lin Xuan sneered as he approached step by step. "You just said that the Queen Mother of the West marrying me was going against the will of Heaven? Then let me ask you, isn't marriage between men and women, the harmony of Yin and Yang, the ultimate principle of Heaven? The Queen Mother of the West is unmarried, I am unmarried, and we are mutually in love (although it is a newly formed love). Who gives you, a monster, the right to object?"
"The Dao Ancestor appointed you to manage the primordial world to maintain order, not to act as a matchmaker and arrange marriages!"
"If you dare say another word, I'll go to the gates of Zixiao Palace and lodge a complaint with the Emperor! I'll ask our teacher if this head of the male immortals is meddling too much!"
Lin Xuan's words were resounding and powerful.
The surrounding witch clan members were thrilled to hear this.
Dijiang slapped his thigh: "Well said! Little Thirteen's brain is really sharp! Even if the Dao Ancestor came, we'd still be in the right!"
The Queen Mother of the West looked at Lin Xuan as he spoke eloquently, and her eyes gleamed even more brightly.
This man is not only good-looking, but also has a sharp tongue.
With just a few words, he rendered that disgusting Dongwanggong speechless.
"You...you're just making excuses!" Dong Wanggong's face turned a deep shade of liver, and his hand trembled as he pointed at Lin Xuan.
"Am I making excuses?"
Lin Xuan turned around, no longer looking at him, and simply waved to the Ancestral Witches behind him.
"Brothers, this person falsely claims to possess an imperial edict, insults the Dao Ancestor's reputation, and even attempts to sabotage the marriage alliance between our Wu tribe and the Western Kunlun. Should we keep such a scourge around?"
Having gained "legitimacy," the ancestral witches could no longer contain themselves.
"Hehehe..."
Zhu Rong clenched her fists and walked up, her smile twisted in a sinister grin: "You're lucky you didn't die from that kick. Since Little Thirteen said you deserved it, then you're not leaving here standing up."
"Gonggong! Qiangliang! Attack together!"
"Okay!"
The three ancestral witches instantly surrounded the Eastern King Duke.
"Wait! I am the leader of the male immortals! You can't... Ah!!!"
The screams echoed through the sky.
This time, the Ancestral Witches really went all out.
Although we couldn't kill him outright out of consideration for the Dao Ancestor, we were beating him to death.
What Nine Dragons Protective Divine Skill, what innate spiritual treasure defense—all of them are nothing but paper in front of the Ancestral Witch's fist.
The Eastern King was kicked around like a football.
The sound of bones breaking was clearly audible.
Finally, Qiangliang grabbed the now unrecognizable Dongwanggong and, like throwing away trash, forcefully tossed it into the sky.
"Get lost! I'll beat you up every time I see you!"
The Eastern King Duke transformed into a shooting star and vanished into the sky, leaving behind only a vicious yet powerless threat: "You... just you wait..."
After dealing with the flies, Lin Xuan turned around and smiled slightly at the Queen Mother of the West.
"Sorry to have this clown spoil the fun."
The Queen Mother of the West looked at Lin Xuan, and a genuine smile finally appeared on her lips.
"It's alright. I should thank Fellow Daoist Lin Xuan... no, my husband, for avenging me."
Although the way he called out "husband" was still a little awkward, it said it all.
[Ding! System notification: The host displayed the qualities of a "sixth brother" and successfully resolved the crisis. Reward: Top-tier witty remark skill +1.]
Lin Xuan was secretly delighted.
This gigolo is getting better and better.
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