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Pangu Palace lived a comfortable life, but whenever his mischievous kids had a moment of leisure, nothing good ever happened.

Behind a rockery in the backyard, Lin Dasheng and Lin Yan, the two core members of the "mischief group," were crouching furtively on the ground. Lin Dasheng held a large calligraphy brush covered with runes from top-grade, ten-thousand-year-old cinnabar, while Lin Yan kept watch nearby.

"Seventh Brother said that fighting a war requires some kind of tactics, which is so boring. Eighteenth Brother, you're the smartest. Let's do something big today!" Lin Yan rubbed his hands together, his eyes gleaming with a mischievous light that seemed to enjoy watching a good show.

Lin Dasheng casually tossed the golden cudgel aside, lowering his voice with a mischievous grin: "Dad's been too busy taking care of his new little sister lately to pay attention to us. Uncle Liu just spent two hundred thousand top-grade immortal stones yesterday to buy an extremely rare 'Ten-Thousand-Year Water Spirit White Jade Turtle' from the East Sea Dragon King as his mount. That old man's been showing off like crazy. Today I'll teach him a lesson—things bought with money aren't necessarily easy to ride!"

The two stealthily crept up to the back of Gonggong's water god temple.

The white jade tortoise was sleeping in the pool, its white shell truly dazzling.

Lin Dasheng rolled over and rushed over. His hand holding the rune pen moved quickly, and in no time, he had utterly despicable transformed the pure white, crystal-clear tortoise shell into a giant, bright red "ladybug" with seven large black spots on its back.

That wasn't all. Lin Yan pulled out a superior monster-attracting talisman he had modified from his pocket. This talisman had no other offensive power, only one unique characteristic: as soon as it came into contact with water, it would release an extremely strong amount of female sea monster estrus hormones!

With a "smack," Lin Yan firmly stuck the talisman to the bottom of the spirit turtle's short tail, and the two of them immediately disappeared.

Half an hour later.

After finishing his lunch, Gonggong swaggered towards the backyard. He had specially changed into a brand-new dark blue battle robe today, intending to take a stroll around the Dragon Palace of the East Sea and show off to the aquatic creatures of the four seas.

Gonggong walked to the edge of the pool, glanced at it, and was immediately stunned.

"Holy crap? Didn't I buy a white jade turtle? How come the color is fading so fast? Red shell with black spots? What kind of rare mutated species is this?" Gonggong, this blockhead, not only didn't notice anything wrong, but stroked his beard with great delight, "The old Dragon King is actually quite honest; this color is probably even more impressive!"

Gonggong smugly stepped onto the turtle's back. The laws of water surged, and the turtle, with a powerful kick of its four legs, transformed into a streak of azure light and rushed directly towards the East Sea.

They had just entered the East China Sea and were less than 100 miles away.

The talisman beneath the spirit turtle's tail dissolved upon contact with water. A deadly attraction targeting all mating sea creatures in the East Sea exploded and spread underwater like an atomic bomb.

Gonggong is standing on the back of a tortoise, striking a pose against the wind, preparing to go to the Crystal Palace for tea.

Suddenly, a deafening roar came from beneath the water.

Gonggong looked down and his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Below, in the deep sea, tens of thousands of enormous, mountain-like walruses of the East Sea, in the throes of mating, were swarming towards him, this "seven-spotted ladybug," with their eyes red and long tusks flashing, like a madman!

The scene was even more spectacular than a demon army charging forward. Tens of thousands of walruses, each weighing hundreds of tons, leaped out of the water and charged headlong at the spirit turtle's rear.

"What the hell is this! You've mistaken me for someone else! I am the Ancestral Witch of Water!" Gonggong was so frightened that his face turned green, and he frantically urged his magic power to try to speed up.

But the spell's effect was too abnormal; the walruses completely lost their minds. The lead walrus king, weighing several thousand tons, rammed headfirst into the spirit turtle's rear, sending Gonggong tumbling 360 degrees in mid-air with a loud "bang."

"Help! Is this damn turtle leaking oil or is it in heat?!"

On the surface of the East China Sea, an extremely spectacular and comical scene unfolded. Gonggong's water spirit turtle frantically paddled its way out, pursued relentlessly by tens of thousands of blood-red, mating walruses. The commotion so great that even the Dragon King Ao Guang was frightened into quickly closing the gates of his Crystal Palace.

Half an hour later.

The back gate of the Pangu Temple was smashed open with a loud crash.

Gonggong was soaked to the bone, and had even lost one of his shoes. The once-impressive spirit tortoise was exhausted, foaming at the mouth and collapsing to the ground. Gonggong, barefoot, howled in the courtyard, so angry that he almost ripped off the rest of his beard.

"Who did this! Which damned bastard put aphrodisiac on my turtle! I'll tear down the Pangu Palace and find him today!" Gonggong's roar shook the leaves, causing them to fall to the ground.