Many children, many blessings; the twelve ancestral witches forced marriages throughout the primordi
Chapter 753 Lin Xuan's Entire Family Travels to the Northern Border, Loli Roasts Snow Demon wit
Lin Xuan sat in a rocking chair and listened to Su Daji's extremely urgent report.
He didn't even frown; instead, he grinned dramatically and burst out laughing.
"What's the panic? I'll hold the sky up even if it falls."
Lin Xuan kicked his flip-flops away and jumped up from the rocking chair with great agility.
He shouted loudly into the courtyard, "You little brats who were just complaining about how hot and humid the weather in Chaoge these past few days! Pack your bags! There are free giant ice sculptures and snowscapes to see in the far north. I'm taking the whole family to the northern border for a team-building trip today, and I'll also teach those good-for-nothings who dare to come looking for trouble how to do an ice and snow barbecue!"
Upon hearing this extremely arrogant announcement, the backyard instantly erupted in chaos.
The children, who had been fiddling with their toys, jumped up excitedly.
Lin Dasheng, carrying his golden cudgel, let out an extremely excited and strange cry; Lin Sa and Lin Lan, those two belligerent girls, grabbed hands and rushed towards the main gate.
The female immortals also went back to their rooms to get their coats with great ease. The style of this Pangu Palace was exactly the same as going on vacation to the mortal world.
At the same time, deep within the gale-force winds of the far north of the Great Shang Dynasty.
Zhunti was hiding behind an extremely thick, dark cloud in an extremely cowardly manner.
He held the Heavenly Ice Box tightly with his only remaining left hand.
He forcibly pried open the box a crack. An extremely terrifying black blizzard was surging out from within, crashing wildly down on the Great Shang barrier below.
"I'll freeze you to death! I'll freeze all the confidence of the Great Shang Dynasty to the bone!" Zhunti cursed viciously.
Outside the barrier, on the vast snowfield...
Hundreds of thousands of extremely tall and ugly barbarian demons covered in white hair were roaring madly.
Zhunti shamelessly used the Western religion's Sanskrit chanting brainwashing technique to completely destroy the minds of these hundreds of thousands of barbarians, turning them into mindless zombies who only knew how to kill in a frenzy.
Wielding large clubs, they launched an extremely brutal, suicidal charge against the towering concrete walls of Dashang North Gate.
Just as Zhunti was working extremely hard to unleash the Calamity Blizzard.
His saintly magical power was rapidly depleting. Zhunti frowned, and his divine sense swept across the glaciers of the far north, cunningly discovering an extremely pure innate ice and snow spiritual vein.
"Haha! This is truly heaven's help! There's actually a primordial deity's sacred site hidden below!"
Zhunti burst into a ridiculously loud laugh.
He didn't care about their lives at all, and with one hand, he crudely formed a huge spirit-drawing magic circle downwards.
This extremely vicious array pattern was driven firmly into the glacier thousands of feet deep underground, forcefully and frantically drawing out the pure ice and snow essence of that innate deity to replenish the ammunition of the [Heavenly Extreme Profound Ice Box].
On the city wall of the Great Shang North Gate, the mortal soldiers guarding the city were shivering with cold. Hundreds of thousands of snow demons were about to crash into the city gate.
Suddenly, the black blizzard in the sky was forcibly torn apart by an extremely terrifying force! A starship, tens of thousands of feet long and radiant with light, arrogantly emerged from the spatial rift and came to a steady stop directly above the city gate.
On the deck of the flying ship, Rakshasa and Hanzhixian were leisurely sipping hot tea. Lin Xuan stood at the bow, looking down at the howling white-haired snow demons with utter disdain.
"Xiao Sa, Xiao Lan, there's some free firewood being delivered downstairs. Roast them all for a side dish," Lin Xuan casually ordered.
"Got it, Dad!" Lin Sa shouted excitedly. Wearing a little red bib, she leaped directly from the flying ship. While still in mid-air, the extremely powerful [Yin Yang Banana Leaf Fan] appeared in her hand.
Not to be outdone, Lin Lan, surrounded by a fierce wind, nimbly followed suit and pounced down.
Faced with these hundreds of thousands of densely packed snow demons.
The two extremely fierce little girls met up in mid-air with remarkable skill.
Lin Lan pushed forward with both small hands, and the extremely violent Nine Heavens Gale transformed into an enormous storm. Lin Sa then swung the banana leaf fan with tremendous force, and a stream of extremely pure Asura Karmic Fire was swept directly into it along with the gale.
"Look at our super banana plantation fire tornado!" the two little girls cheered loudly.
"Boom!" The two collided. A terrifying black and red tornado, a thousand feet in diameter, exploded violently across the snowfield. This thing was a veritable life-reaping machine. The fierce winds from the heavens brutally swept the snow demons into the air, and the Asura Karmic Fire precisely ignited them.
In just two breaths.
The hundreds of thousands of Ghost Fang Snow Demons below, who had been so aggressive just moments before, were instantly burned to ashes by this extremely unreasonable combined attack, leaving behind a trail of burnt charcoal.
At first glance, the entire snowfield instantly transformed into a vast, snow-covered scene of roasting whole lamb.
Just as the Snow Demons were completely wiped out, a system notification sounded crisply in Lin Xuan's mind.
[Ding! Detected that the host's offspring have perfectly repelled a powerful enemy!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received an extremely generous practical reward: 100 packets of [Premium Snow and Ice Barbecue Seasoning Packets]! Perfect for eliminating the gamey smell of meat grilled in the snow.]
Hearing this extremely ridiculous reward, Lin Xuan grinned and patted the ship's side with great satisfaction. He took out two packets of seasoning from his storage space and casually tossed them to the two little girls who had just flown back to the deck: "Well done. Take these seasoning packets and go downstairs to find a few not-burnt ones to give your mother a treat."
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