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Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the three children are all running around on the ground.

In the garden behind the Pangu Palace, Lin Xuan was sitting on a large rock, giving a lesson to three little ones.

This is Lin Xuan's specially set-up "Survival Lecture Hall".

The eldest son, Lin Tian, ​​looks like a little adult, with his hands behind his back and an arrogant expression.

The second son, Lin Yang, was gleaming with gold, and was picking his teeth listlessly, holding a phoenix feather he had plucked from somewhere.

The youngest daughter, Lin Yue, dressed in a silver dress, sat on her own clean cushion, looking at her two older brothers with disdain for the mud splatters on their clothes.

"Ahem, everyone sit down!" Lin Xuan tapped the blackboard (a huge stone slab).

"Today, your father will teach you the most important rule for survival in this primordial world."

All three children looked up at Lin Xuan.

"That's—the background!"

Lin Xuan wrote two large characters on the stone slab.

"You must remember, in this world, while might makes a man strong, a powerful background is what truly matters."

"Lin Tian!" Lin Xuan called out.

"exist!"

"What if you're out playing and some ignorant demon bullies you? What would you do?"

Lin Tian thought for a moment, then puffed out his chest: "Then I'll use the Shangqing Sword Technique that my godfather taught me to kill him!"

"Wrong!" Lin Xuan shook his head in exasperation. "That's reckless behavior! What if the opponent is stronger than you? What if there are more of them?"

"Then... what should we do?" Lin Tian was stunned.

"You should point your finger at him and ask: 'Do you know who my father is? Do you know who my mother is? Do you know who my godfather is?'"

Lin Xuan instructed with a serious expression, "You need to tell him that your father is the Witch Emperor Lin Xuan, your mother is the Queen Mother of the West, and your godfather is the Tongtian Sect Leader! Your eldest uncle is Dijiang, your second uncle is... well, never mind all those uncles, just make sure you lay out this whole network of relationships for him!"

"Usually, when the other person hears this, their legs go weak. At that point, you go up and slap them, then ask them if they submit."

Lin Tian's eyes lit up: "Dad, that's a great move! That's called subduing the enemy without fighting!"

"Lin Yang!" Lin Xuan looked at his second son again.

"Dad, I know!" Lin Yang answered quickly, "If we can't beat them, I'll call for Mom! My mom is the Goddess of the Moon!"

"That's not enough!" Lin Xuan added. "You need to learn to utilize resources. You have the essence of your cheap uncle, Di Jun, within you. If you encounter a demon race, just unleash your bloodline suppression and make them kneel before you, chanting 'Conquer!' If they dare to resist, call upon your godfather, Tongtian, and have him surround them with the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation!"

"Remember, we don't provoke trouble, but we're absolutely not afraid of it. If anyone dares to lay a finger on you, I'll open the gates of the underworld and let hundreds of millions of evil spirits go clubbing in their house!"

Finally, Lin Xuan looked at Lin Yue.

Lin Xuan felt most at ease with this daughter, but she was also the one who gave him the most headaches.

"Moon, you don't need to call for help," Lin Xuan said gently. "Just stand there and give them a look, and they'll probably freeze into ice pops on their own."

Lin Yue nodded and said calmly, "Just clean up the dirty stuff."

The tone and expression were exactly the same as Lin Xuan's "cleaning up the trash" gesture.

Just then, a few soft laughs came from not far away.

Nuwa, west Wangmu, Xihe, and Changxi, four beautiful women, were standing under the corridor, watching this scene.

"My husband, this is too... too outrageous!" The Queen Mother of the West was both amused and exasperated. "How can you teach children like this? Isn't this teaching them to bully others?"

"I think it's quite good." Nuwa covered her mouth and chuckled. "This primordial world is a place where the strong prey on the weak. If our children are too honest, they will definitely suffer in the future. Lin Xuan is teaching them how to protect themselves."

"Exactly!" Chang Xi chimed in. "With such a large family fortune, if we don't let them walk with their heads down, are we supposed to keep a low profile? That would be so humiliating!"

Lin Xuan heard his wives' chatter, turned around, and winked at them.

"Wives, you don't understand. This is called the 'Second Generation Development Plan.' What are we working so hard for? Isn't it so that our children can live a life of unbridled... oh no, I mean, a life of complete freedom?"

Just then, a system notification sounded:

[Ding! The host has successfully instilled the "relying on one's father's connections" mentality into their offspring, triggering the "Effective Parenting" achievement.]

[Reward points: 10000 points.]

[Comment: Although your educational methods are shameless, in a place like the prehistoric world, this is indeed the truth.]

Lin Xuan was secretly delighted.

See? Even the system agrees with my educational philosophy.

"Alright, get out of class dismissed!" Lin Xuan waved his hand. "Today, Dad will take you to a fun place."

"Where are we going?" the three children asked excitedly.

"The Underworld!" Lin Xuan smiled mysteriously, "I'll take you to see the empire your father built for you, and while I'm at it... give your uncles and elders some 'benefits'."