Many children, many blessings; the twelve ancestral witches forced marriages throughout the primordi
Chapter 859: Five-Colored Divine Light Brushes Underpants, Vicious Dogs Chase and Bite Naked Buttock
That dazzling, multicolored divine light arrived so abruptly and so domineeringly.
The Antarctic Immortal only felt a blur before his eyes, and a baby boy, exquisitely carved like jade, with a five-colored feather mark between his eyebrows, had somehow appeared in front of him.
Lin Huang is the chief material collection officer of the Pangu Temple "Demolition Office"!
Lin Huang's small body hovered in mid-air, his right eye like the sun and his left eye like the moon, with five-colored vortexes slowly rotating in his pupils. He looked at the old man in front of him who was shirtless and wearing only a pair of white underwear, running away frantically, and curled his lips in extreme disgust.
"Father has ordered that not a single copper coin may be taken from the enemies of the Pangu Palace."
His voice was childlike, yet it carried an innate, unquestionable domineering quality.
"Your underpants, though a bit torn, are still made of brocade. You can at least take them back for Di Ting to use as a foot cloth."
Before he finished speaking, the five five-colored divine lights behind him, which were like solid pillars of light, suddenly swept forward!
This swipe was incredibly fast and incredibly profound!
The Antarctic Immortal didn't even have time to react; he only felt a chill beneath him, followed by an extremely strange sensation.
He subconsciously looked down, and instantly, a surge of blood rushed to the top of his head, almost making him faint on the spot.
His last piece of clothing, his white underwear embroidered with tiny cloud patterns, vanished into thin air!
Vanished without a trace!
Now, his face, that of the dignified chief disciple of the Chan Sect, the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, is completely and utterly exposed to the eerie winds of this Netherworld Blood Sea!
"Ah—! My innocence! My reputation!"
The Old Man of the South Pole let out a wail even more mournful than if his own father had died.
This humiliation is ten thousand times worse than killing him!
He no longer cared about direction or escape route, and like a headless fly, he frantically darted around in the air above the sea of blood, wanting only to find a place to hide.
However, the more he tried to avoid it, the faster the trouble came.
"Woof! Woof woof!"
A burst of extremely excited, hunting-eager barking suddenly came from below.
Suddenly, a gigantic, nine-headed, black-flamed hound burst forth from the sea of blood.
It was the Super Listening Beast, modified by Lin Xuan, specifically designed to counter saints!
When the eighteen eyes of the Di Ting saw the smooth, frantically running "flesh and bone" in the sky, they instantly burst forth with an incomparably brilliant light!
It smelled the scent of the disciples of the Chan Sect.
I also smelled a strong, pungent incense odor from the Jade Void Palace.
Most importantly, this guy was just trying to cause trouble in the underworld.
Di Ting was immediately excited.
Isn't this a result delivered right to our door?
Without any hesitation, Di Ting kicked off with its four claws, transforming into a black lightning bolt, and fiercely chased after the Antarctic Immortal's bare buttocks.
Thus, the most bizarre and comical scene since the beginning of time unfolded in the entire Netherworld.
A naked disciple of the saint, his hands covering his private parts, was screaming and running for his life ahead.
A nine-headed vicious dog barked excitedly and drooled as it chased after them relentlessly.
Along the way, countless ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation, as well as the Ox-Head and Horse-Face guardians on patrol, all stopped what they were doing and stared in disbelief at this epic scene.
"That...that must be the Antarctic Immortal of the Chan Sect, right? Why isn't he wearing clothes?"
"My God, he's being chased and bitten on the butt by Lord Di Ting! This scene is too beautiful to watch!"
"Quick! Record this with the photo stone! This is a once-in-a-lifetime news story!"
……
Kunlun Mountain, Yuxu Palace.
Yuanshi Tianzun sat upright on the Nine Dragons Agarwood Carriage, sipping celestial tea with a smile on his face.
The scene of the Netherworld Blood Sea was clearly displayed in the water mirror in front of him.
He calculated that Antarctica should have already successfully persuaded Styx and was plotting a grand plan to overthrow the Underworld.
However, the scene in the water mirror suddenly changed the next second.
He saw two little demons that pierced his soul.
He saw his eldest disciple get hit on the head with a stick, leaving him covered in bumps.
He saw the Taoist robe that represented the face of the Chan Sect, torn to shreds.
He saw Lin Huang's damned five-colored divine light, which swept away the last veil of pretense.
Finally, he saw the vicious dog that he hated to the core, chasing his naked eldest disciple all over the place!
"puff--!"
The Primordial Celestial Venerable spat out a mouthful of celestial tea, spraying it all onto the water mirror.
His saintly face, which always maintained its dignified appearance, turned from white to red, and then from red to liver color at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Snap!"
He crushed the exquisite white jade teacup in his hand into dust.
"Snap—!"
The table beside him, made of millennia-old chalcedony, also shattered with a crash.
"Lin! Xuan! I will never forgive you!"
A roar filled with endless humiliation and boundless rage exploded across the Kunlun Mountains, triggering a violent avalanche.
At that very moment, after being bitten on the buttock by Di Ting and letting out a bloodcurdling scream, the Antarctic Immortal finally mustered his last bit of strength and crushed the life-saving jade talisman that the Primordial Celestial Venerable had left deep within his primordial spirit.
A spatial rift swept him in, and the next second, he was like a lump of mud, naked with two bloody teeth marks on his buttocks, when he crashed onto the cold floor tiles of Jade Void Palace. His eyes rolled back, and he immediately fainted.
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