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Inside the cave, the Bodhi Patriarch sat upright on a futon carved from the finest Pure Heart Jade. His eyes were closed, and his hands formed an extremely profound hand seal.

This otherworldly and dignified appearance is the result of several days of rehearsal!

As soon as the stone monkey pushes open the door, he will utter his long-prepared opening line in the most ethereal voice.

They completely fooled this naive wild monkey, leaving it utterly disoriented!

Kneel obediently on the ground and kowtow to become a disciple!

This opening act of Journey to the West has now been successfully completed.

However, the commotion outside made his brow twitch.

"Boom—!"

A deafening, earth-shattering explosion suddenly erupted over Lingtai Fangcun Mountain without warning!

The entire earth veins of Fangcun Mountain trembled violently, and the stalactites on the cave ceiling shed dust in a flurry.

That white jade door, which he had enchanted with a saint-level concealment array and which was incredibly sturdy.

It didn't even last half a second before being smashed into countless pieces of rubble by an extremely domineering force!

Gravel flew everywhere, and dust filled the air.

The old face of the Bodhi Patriarch, which had an air of otherworldly wisdom, instantly darkened, and his eyes twitched violently a few times.

All the prestige he painstakingly built up was shattered by this one blow!

As the smoke cleared, a monkey carrying a dark, iron rod strode in arrogantly.

Lin Dasheng picked at his furry ears, his fiery eyes scanning the cave with utter disdain.

"What a crappy door! It doesn't even have a handle, forcing me, Old Sun, to do it myself."

He completely ignored the Bodhi Patriarch, who was sitting on a futon with a livid face. He plopped down on a stone table and tossed the golden cudgel aside.

"Old man, this place looks relatively quiet, and the spiritual energy is passable."

Lin Dasheng grinned, revealing an extremely cruel and mischievous smile.

"I, Old Sun, have made my decision. This wretched mountain is officially requisitioned by me today as my temporary palace!"

"Hurry up and bring out the delicious spiritual fruits. Otherwise, I, Old Sun, will smash this whole dilapidated cave to pieces!"

Bodhi Patriarch felt a surge of blood and qi in his chest, and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

This script is wrong!

Shouldn't this monkey be respectfully kowtowing and begging for enlightenment outside?

How did it suddenly turn into bandits robbing people at their doorstep?

His behavior is exactly the same as that bandit named Lin Xuan from the Pangu Temple!

Bodhi Patriarch took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the raging anger churning within him.

For the sake of the main body's Western development plan, he had to endure it!

Once you accept this disciple and establish a karmic connection, you'll have plenty of opportunities to train this mischievous monkey in the future.

He forced a kind smile and gently waved the whisk in his hand.

"You impudent monkey, how rude of you!" Bodhi Patriarch lowered his voice, feigning an unfathomable air.

"I am the master of this Fangcun Mountain. Do you know how many lives have been lost kneeling outside its gates, begging for a single word of enlightenment from me?"

Lin Dasheng curled his lip in utter disdain and jumped off the stone table.

He approached Bodhi Patriarch, circled him twice, and sniffed him a few times.

"Old man, don't try to act all high and mighty with me. I could smell you from eight hundred miles away."

Lin Dasheng bluntly exposed Bodhi's pretense.

"You just want to take me, Old Sun, as your underling, right? Just say so! Why beat around the bush!"

Bodhi Patriarch's old face stiffened again. How could this monkey's intuition be so accurate?

But he must not show the slightest impatience; he must maintain the airs of a reclusive sage.

"Since you and I are destined to meet, let me ask you: have you come here seeking the path to immortality?"

Bodhi Patriarch threw out what he considered the most deadly bait.

In his view, what primordial creature is not afraid of death? As long as he offered immortality, this monkey would surely take the bait!

To everyone's surprise, Lin Dasheng yawned in an extremely exaggerated manner upon hearing this.

"Immortality? What's so special about that?"

"At home, even my bathwater is divine water. I can live for tens of thousands of years just by eating a fruit."

"You're showing off something as common as immortality? Old man, are you out of your mind?"

Lin Dasheng looked at Bodhi Patriarch with utter contempt, his eyes filled with pity for the poor wretch.

Bodhi Patriarch felt his head buzzing.

Using the Three Lights Divine Water as bathwater? Is that even humanly possible?!

He suppressed the urge to whip the monkey to death with his whisk, gritted his teeth, and prepared to throw out the second bait.