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Chapter 966: The Big Stick Splits His Back! The Saint Incarnate Flees with His Head in His Hands
Suirenshi's giant club slammed down.
The beast bone club, coated with scalding hot blood and qi, slammed down on the spot where the gray-robed old monk had just stood.
The bluestone ground exploded on the spot.
The pebbles grazed past the back of the incarnation of Zhunti, making his tattered monk's robes slap loudly.
Zhunti felt like he was about to choke on his own blood.
He is a saint.
Even if it's just an avatar.
Even if it suppresses one's cultivation level.
He shouldn't have been chased and beaten with a stick by a strong human man in the early stage of a Great Luo Golden Immortal.
But here's the problem.
He dared not reveal his saintly aura.
Humanity and fortune are present in the skies above Jiangzhou.
The welfare home has the laws of Dashang.
On the other side of the water mirror, Lin Xuan, that sixth brother, is probably still watching the show.
If he reveals even a fraction of his true power, the entire prehistoric world will witness it in the next moment.
"The saint Zhunti disguised himself as an incarnation to sneak into an orphanage and abduct children, then beat up the staff in a fit of rage."
Just thinking about this title makes Zhunti's head spin.
Suirenshi's staff missed its target and didn't stop at all.
He charged forward, carrying a large bone club.
"Old bald man...old monk!"
"Did you just tell the child that it was fate?"
Zhunti forcefully maintained a kind and gentle tone.
"You've misunderstood, benefactor."
"This humble monk merely sees that this child possesses extraordinary wisdom and wishes to offer some guidance on virtuous teachings."
Suirenshi swept the opponent's weapon across the room with a single blow.
"Give your mother some pointers."
"The notice from the welfare home clearly states that unlicensed proselytizing and unauthorized contact with the children are prohibited."
"You can't read?"
Zhunti awkwardly turned to the side.
The large bone club grazed past the tip of his nose.
In that instant, he almost couldn't resist summoning the Seven Treasures Tree.
But as soon as he raised his hand an inch, he forcefully pressed it back down.
No.
It cannot be exposed.
We must not give Lin Xuan any leverage.
The children in the courtyard had all retreated behind the female teacher.
Jiang Liuer stood at the very front, her little face very serious.
As he watched the gray-robed old monk dodge in a disheveled manner, the strange sense of familiarity he felt completely turned into vigilance.
really.
The anti-fraud manual is not a lie.
Those who claim to be destined for each other are, nine out of ten, not normal.
The last one is most likely to be even better at pretending.
The chubby boy sidled up to Jiang Liuer and whispered, "He runs pretty fast."
Jiang Liuer nodded.
"It shows you have a guilty conscience."
The little girl added insult to injury in a low voice.
"The gentleman said that when swindlers are caught, they always claim it was a misunderstanding."
Jiang Liuer thought for a moment.
They'll even say they're doing it for your own good.
Zhunti's temples throbbed with pain.
He, a dignified saint, was labeled a fraud by a few three- or five-year-old children on the spot.
This is even worse than being chased by Suirenshi with a big stick.
Suirenshi struck down with his second club.
Zhunti rolled to the side.
The monk's robe was covered in dust.
He trembled with humiliation inside, but he had to pretend otherwise.
"This humble monk truly meant no harm."
"This child has a special destiny; if he remains in the mortal world, he may be deprived of his destiny."
When Suirenshi heard the words "Heaven's Mandate," the fire burned even brighter.
"Destiny?"
"Our Holy Father said that anyone who uses the mandate of heaven to oppress others is basically trying to get others to do their work."
"What do you want Jiang Liuer to do for you?"
Zhunti was stumped by the question.
To seek knowledge.
Heading west.
Missionary work.
To bring good fortune to Western religions.
Which of these words can I say?
If you tell the truth, it won't be considered an attempted abduction.
That was a reserve force for cross-border religious child labor.
After struggling for a long time, Zhunti could only say dryly, "I pray for the well-being of all people."
Jiang Liuer immediately raised his hand.
"Sir, I know the answer to this question."
The lady nodded.
Jiang Liuer recited it very fluently.
"Any unfamiliar religious person who asks a child to leave their guardianship location under the pretext of the common people, righteousness, or destiny shall be treated as a high-risk abduction."
After listening, Suiren nodded in satisfaction.
"You memorized it well."
"Add meat to breakfast tomorrow."
Jiang Liuer's eyes lit up.
"Thank you, Chief Instructor."
Zhunti felt a tightness in his chest.
He shared a Buddhist teaching, but Jiang Liuer remained unmoved.
When Suirenshi added a piece of meat, Jiang Liuer was immediately delighted.
What kind of child did Da Shang raise?
Suiren raised his staff again.
Zhunti dared not stay any longer.
If we stay any longer, we'll really be arrested and registered on the spot.
He lightly touched the ground with his feet, intending to use ordinary movement techniques to bypass Suirenshi.
As soon as the action was taken, the array plates at the four corners of the courtyard wall lit up simultaneously.
Dashang Welfare Home's anti-abduction formation.
Specifically designed to prevent unlicensed monks and Taoist priests from getting close to children.
The formation is not strong.
It is extremely insulting.
Zhunti crashed headfirst into the pale golden light screen, and was bounced back half a step.
Suiren laughed loudly.
"Still trying to bypass the firewall?"
"Brothers, close the gate, set off the gong!"
The veteran guard immediately struck the gong.
bang.
bang.
bang.
The whole street could hear it.
"The welfare home caught a kidnapper."
"Gray shirt, bald head, unemployed, and without proper documentation."
"Saying the child is destined to be with someone suggests a repeat offender."
The people on the street immediately surrounded them.
As Zhunti watched the growing crowd, his scalp tingled with dread.
mortal.
They were all mortals.
These mortals have no cultivation, yet they all stand within the realm of human destiny.
He cannot be moved.
You can't scold them either.
We certainly can't just slap them to death.
For the first time, Zhunti felt that mortals were even more troublesome than quasi-saints.
Suirenshi's big club came crashing down again.
Zhunti gritted his teeth, and with a flash of gray light beneath his feet, he narrowly escaped from under the shadow of the staff.
His straw hat was knocked off.
His bald head gleamed briefly in the morning light.
The onlookers immediately erupted in uproar.
"He really is a monk."
"The notice is right; the strange monk said the child was destined to meet him."
"Report to the urban management department immediately."
When Zhunti heard the words "urban management officers," his heart sank.
These two words now terrify him even more than "Lin Xuan".
Because Lin Xuan at least still had some semblance of a big shot's demeanor.
The management of large shopping malls is different.
Those people were talking about the procedures.
Talking about the ticket.
After I finish speaking, I'll rummage through your storage bag.
Zhunti turned and ran.
Suirenshi chased after him with his staff.
"stop!"
"You haven't registered yet!"
Zhunti runs even faster.
He dared not fly.
They dared not tear apart space.
He could only use extremely low body movements to dart around the streets and alleys of Jiangzhou.
I have never been so humiliated in my life.
No.
After thinking about it, I still think there is.
It got bitten on the butt by the Di Ting.
Forced to be bound by the Big Mouth Beast.
Lin Xuan chopped off his hand.
His face was stepped on by his apprentice, Wutian.
But this time is different.
At least those were between strong opponents.
Today, I was chased away with a stick by the head instructor of the welfare home.
He was even reported by a three-year-old child.
Zhunti felt like vomiting blood the more he thought about it.
On a street corner, a group of children peeked through a crack in the door to watch the commotion.
Someone shouted at him.
"Bald grandpa, don't run away, go to the household registration office to register."
Zhunti slipped and almost fell into the vegetable stall.
The vegetable vendor picked up a cabbage stalk.
"Don't bump into my stall."
"Pay up if you damage it."
Zhunti lowered his head to avoid the cabbage leaves, his heart already numb.
Suirenshi chased after the girl to the street corner, where she was stopped by a female teacher from the welfare home.
"Chief Instructor, don't chase too far."
"The children still have to go to school."
Suirenshi then stopped.
He slung the beast bone club over his shoulder and roared at Zhunti's back.
"If you dare to kidnap children again, I'll smash your bald head into a millstone."
Zhunti's back stiffened for a moment.
Then they ran even faster.
Jiang Liuer stood at the entrance of the orphanage, watching intently as the disheveled figure disappeared.
Deep within the Palace of Destiny, the Heavenly Dao Protector Golden Talisman glowed faintly.
The golden talisman protected his life, but it couldn't protect his disdain for the Western religion.
Jiang Liuer touched his lower abdomen.
His eight-pack abs were rock hard.
He whispered, "Chief Instructor."
Suirenshi turned his head.
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Liuer asked very seriously, "Will there be any more people like this coming in the future?"
Suiren grinned.
"Come on, one hit!"
"You all just focus on practicing your boxing and eating meat; I'll take care of smashing the bad stuff outside."
Jiang Liuer nodded.
The unease in my heart dissipated considerably.
really.
A hard fist.
Food is plentiful.
It's much more reliable than any kind of bliss.
Outside Jiangzhou City.
Zhunti finally rushed out of the city gate and leaned against a tree, panting.
His avatar was unharmed.
But the saint's face has been utterly shattered.
"Lin Xuan".
"The Suiren family."
"The Business Anti-Fraud Handbook"
Zhunti gritted his teeth, wishing he could tear those words off the face of the earth.
But the next moment, as soon as he looked up, he froze.
At the end of the official road, a row of shopping mall managers in black and red uniforms stood neatly in formation.
Lin Ze pushed up his crystal glasses on the bridge of his nose.
Lin Xi sat in the spirit wood cart, tossing a treasure-dropping coin in her hand.
Lin Ze opened the jade slip, his tone extremely calm.
"The gray-robed monk."
"Please show your temporary visitor pass, religious registration certificate, and permission to contact children at the welfare home."
Lin Xi blinked.
"If you don't have it, then don't leave."
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