Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.

"I've got my eye on that policeman named Lu Jingyan! Go tell him to wash his neck clean and wait for me!"

This arrogant, even childish, shout echoed for a long time outside the solemn and dignified gate of the Provincial Public Security Bureau through the large loudspeaker studded with cheap rhinestones.

The entire provincial government compound fell into an eerie silence at that moment.

The armed police officers standing guard at the gate gripped their rifles tightly, their eyes filled with utter bewilderment and an undisguised sense of collapse. They had stood guard here for so many years, witnessing petitioners, rioters, and even vicious criminals attempting to hijack prison vans.

But a little girl driving a bright pink armored SUV, accompanied by dozens of men in black, to the provincial government building to "rob men"—this is absolutely unprecedented!

Standing by the floor-to-ceiling window on the second floor, Lu Jingyan held a cup of goji berry tea that he hadn't yet swallowed, his eyes twitching uncontrollably.

Looking down at the farce unfolding outside, a spectacle reminiscent of a magical realism film, he felt his "absolute rationality" was being subjected to unprecedented mental pollution.

It was a heavily modified Knight XV armored off-road vehicle. Its chassis was so high that it could directly crush ordinary cars. Originally, it should have been the most ferocious steel behemoth in the war zone, but now, this behemoth was not only covered with an eye-catching pink color-changing film, but even the rims of its four huge off-road tires were inlaid with a ring of sparkly pink rhinestones.

The huge lace bow on the roof fluttered in the breeze, seemingly mocking the aesthetic bottom line of the modern automotive industry.

"Captain Lu..." Zhao Tiezhu stood to the side, his fleshy face flushed red, looking like a rooster being strangled. He pointed at the petite girl downstairs, dressed in an elaborate Lolita princess dress and with her hair in pigtails, his voice trembling, "Has this girl lost her mind? Does she even know where she is? Coming to the provincial government building to flirt with the police?"

Lu Jingyan didn't speak, but silently placed the teacup on the windowsill with a muffled "thud".

The system in his mind was flashing colorful alarm lights like it was dancing in a nightclub, frantically sending him information about the bizarre creature below.

The target is Long Xiaoyun.

She is the only daughter of the "Green Dragon Society," the largest underground gang in the provincial capital, and is known in the underworld as the "Princess of the Underworld."

Spoiled like a precious gem by a gang leader since childhood, she has a capricious and unpredictable personality. She loves wearing the cutest Lolita dresses while engaging in the most ruthless underworld activities. Because of her extremely erratic and illogical behavior, she is a notorious troublemaker whom no one in the entire provincial capital's underworld wants to mess with.

"Captain Lu, the downstairs just reported that this girl has brought some people and blocked the main gate." Su Xiaoxiao walked over quickly, carrying a tablet computer, her face full of anger. "I checked her license plate; she's from the Green Dragon Society. Are they here to cause trouble and seek revenge because we arrested some of their cheaters and thugs at the casino yesterday?"

"Seeking revenge?"

Lu Jingyan sneered, tapping lightly on the window frame with his fingers. He looked down at the Lolita girl who was arrogantly directing the black-clad bodyguards to deploy their forces, his eyes revealing an all-knowing indifference.

"If she came seeking revenge, she wouldn't have brought a rhinestone megaphone, but rather a bomb."

Downstairs at the main entrance, Long Xiaoyun was impatiently kicking the massive tires of the armored vehicle with her little black leather boots.

"Have you all forgotten what you're doing? Shout! Shout louder!"

She turned her head, her delicately sculpted doll-like face filled with an arrogant and domineering air, and roared at the row of burly men in black behind her who were trembling with fear, "This young lady is personally taking action, so this is going to be a grand affair! If Lu Jingyan doesn't show up today, you're all going to get out of here and feed the turtles in the moat!"

A scarred man, who looked like the head of the bodyguards, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, forced himself to take a half-step forward, and lowered his voice to persuade her, "Miss, please calm down. We've gone against the grain by coming here today. The boss instructed us to keep a low profile, as the police are on high alert lately. And... and those brothers who got caught at the casino yesterday are still locked up. Shouldn't we talk to the police about getting them released?"

"Rescue people? Rescue what people?"

Long Xiaoyun suddenly turned her head and slapped the scarred man on the back of the head. The crisp sound of the slap was particularly loud on the quiet street.

She rolled her eyes in an extremely inelegant way, her sweet voice filled with cruelty and disdain: "Those few pieces of trash who can't even beat a cop are a waste of food to keep in the Green Dragon Gang! They can't even protect the con artists in their own territory, and they got wiped out in one fell swoop. What's the point of keeping this kind of garbage? Do they think we have too much rice?"

Scarface shrank back when he was slapped, nodding repeatedly in agreement, not daring to utter a single word in rebuttal.

"Listen up, I'm not here today for those good-for-nothings!"

Long Xiaoyun placed her hands on her slender waist, tilted her head back, and stared intently at the row of one-way glass windows on the second floor of the provincial hall. Her eyes burned with an extremely morbid, even somewhat perverse, possessiveness.

"That man named Lu Jingyan, I watched the surveillance video of him arresting someone at the casino yesterday. When he blindfolded that person with X-ray vision, that cold look in his eyes, that ruthless action...it was just my type!"

She stuck out her pink little tongue and gently licked her rosy lips, like a predator who had spotted an incredibly delicious treat.

"I'm tired of those spineless rich kids in the provincial capital. They all wag their tails like dogs when they see me. The man I, Long Xiaoyun, am looking for has to be a tough nut to crack!"

"He dared to arrest my Green Dragon Society members, which proves he has guts! Only a man like that deserves to be my brother-in-law, Long Xiaoyun's brother-in-law!"

This shocking "gangster marriage proposal" not only shattered the worldviews of the bodyguards behind him, but was also transmitted word for word to the special investigation team's office on the second floor through the surveillance equipment at the main entrance.

An eerie, deathly silence fell over the office for ten seconds.

Su Xiaoxiao almost dropped the tablet in her hand. She stared wide-eyed in disbelief at the crazy little girl with pigtails in the surveillance footage, then turned to look at Lu Jingyan, who stood by the window like an ice sculpture.

"Is this...is this some kind of new type of terrorist attack?"

Su Xiaoxiao swallowed hard, feeling as if her understanding of the world had been utterly shattered. "Has this woman been reading too many Mary Sue gangster novels and lost her brain? Coming to the police station to force me into marriage? Does she think this is a matchmaking corner?!"

Zhao Tiezhu was so angry that he ripped the tactical walkie-talkie off his waist.

"Captain Lu, this is an insult to our uniforms! What does this punk think this place is? Her own backyard? Just say the word, and I'll take the riot squad down here right now, smash that pink junk to a pulp, and arrest them all!"

Lu Jingyan slowly turned around.

He didn't fly into a rage, nor did he display the same domineering, mocking smile he usually showed when facing criminals. A palpable sense of oppression hung over his handsome, cold face, and a dangerous glint flashed in his deep eyes.

He's arrested domineering CEOs, electrocuted divine doctors, and even personally formatted the plagiarist who plagiarized the system.

But he had to admit that the "gangster loli" who was holding a megaphone and shouting at the police station entrance that she wanted to take care of him had indeed successfully provoked his anger.

It's not because she's so powerful.

It was not because of her extreme ignorance and arrogance in treating the law as a joke and the state's violent apparatus as a tool for flirting.

"Go and turn on all the high-definition surveillance cameras downstairs, aim them at each person's face and license plate number, and record them all as evidence."

Lu Jingyan walked to the desk and slowly, yet with an overwhelming sense of pressure, put on the white gloves specifically designed for crime scene investigation. His well-defined fingers tightened the edges of the gloves, producing a soft rustling sound.

His voice was as calm as the calmest sea before a storm, without a single ripple.

"That armored vehicle, which is suspected of being illegally and heavily modified, was unlicensed and blocked the emergency access road of a state agency."

"Long Xiaoyun, who instigated the disturbance, openly insulted law enforcement officers, provoked trouble, and seriously disrupted public order."

"As for the dozens of gangsters in black suits behind her, they were involved in an illegal assembly and made intimidation and threats."

Lu Jingyan raised his head, his gaze passing over Zhao Tiezhu, and stared intently at the arrogant pink armored vehicle on the monitor screen, as well as the underworld princess who was still oblivious to her fate, shouting through a megaphone.

He could feel the blood vessels in his temples throbbing wildly, and his blood pressure rising at an unreasonable speed.

"Notify the traffic police detachment and special police brigade to bring the heaviest tow trucks and riot nets."

Lu Jingyan strode towards the office door, leaving behind a remark that sent chills down the spines of the entire special investigation team.

"Since this underworld princess enjoys watching me arrest people so much..."

"Then I'll go down myself and give her the shiniest silver bracelet as her engagement gift."