Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.

A black armored SUV sped through the streets of Jinghai City.

The siren blared like a piercing scream tearing through the sky, startling the birds in the roadside green belts into scattering.

Inside the carriage, Zhao Tiezhu was swerving the steering wheel while cursing.

"These days, you see all sorts of weirdos! Does this kid think he's living in a feudal society?"

Enraged, Zhao Tiezhu honked his horn three times. "Marry five rich heiresses at the same time? Can his body handle it?! Aren't he afraid of dying from exhaustion?!"

Su Xiaoxiao sat in the back row, her fingers flying across the tactical tablet.

She accessed the live surveillance footage from the Civil Affairs Bureau lobby, her clear voice filled with barely suppressed anger.

"Brother Tiezhu, don't underestimate him. This guy's name is Shi Dahai, an unemployed bum who hangs out in internet cafes all year round."

"But after he was bound to that so-called 'Perfect Strategy System,' he started emitting strong ultrasonic waves and hormonal hypnotic substances."

Su Xiaoxiao zoomed in on the screen and pointed to the five girls in haute couture wedding dresses with dreamy eyes.

"These five victims are all genuine top-tier 'rich, beautiful, and successful' women in Jinghai City!"

"The eldest daughter of Zhang's Real Estate, the second daughter of the Li Conglomerate, and the third princess of a multinational trading group..."

"These usually arrogant and independent women have all been brainwashed and demoted! This is a huge insult to modern women!"

Lu Jingyan sat in the passenger seat, slowly and methodically changing the magazine of the submachine gun with a specially made electromagnetic pulse magazine.

As he listened to Su Xiaoxiao's report, his deep gaze was as cold as ice.

"Using prohibited chips to release hypnotic waves to control the subconscious of others."

"This is the same as drugging someone's drink; it's despicable and vile."

Lu Jingyan's lips curled into a cruel sneer. "Trying to become a live-in son-in-law and build a harem through such despicable means? He probably has some misunderstanding about our country's criminal law."

At this moment, the certificate processing hall of the Shizhong District Civil Affairs Bureau was in complete chaos.

All the couples who came to get their marriage certificates were forced into a corner, staring dumbfounded at the explosive farce unfolding in the center of the hall.

Shi Dahai was wearing an ill-fitting, cheap white suit, and his hair was slicked back with half a pound of hair wax, making it shiny and greasy.

His ordinary, even somewhat sleazy face was now filled with an arrogant and overbearing smile.

Beside him, five stunningly beautiful and curvaceous heiresses were clinging tightly to his arms.

They wore custom-made wedding dresses worth millions and diamond necklaces the size of pigeon eggs around their necks.

However, those five pairs of eyes, which should have been lively and proud, now seemed dull and empty, as if covered by a layer of gray fog.

They were like soulless puppets, staring adoringly at Shi Dahai's greasy, balding sideburns.

"Brother Dahai, can I get our marriage certificate first? I'll transfer the two commercial buildings my dad owns in the city center to your name!"

Miss Zhang snuggled sweetly into Shi Dahai's arms.

"Why did you go first? I even brought out my grandfather's anonymous Swiss bank black card!"

The second young lady of the Li family reached out and pushed the eldest young lady of the Zhang family without showing any weakness.

Just yesterday, these girls got into a physical fight at a beauty salon over who would be the first to have their marriage certificate stamped.

As Shi Dahai watched these goddesses, who were usually unattainable, compete for his affections, his vanity was satisfied to an unprecedented degree.

"Hahaha! Don't fight over them, you're all my good wives! Let's get our marriage certificates together today, no one will be left out!"

He smugly put his arms around the waists of the two young ladies, while the cold system notification in his mind was flashing frantically.

"Beep! Ultimate mission objective detected!"

"Please complete the legal marriage registration with your five daughters within one hour!"

"Upon completion of the mission, you will immediately unlock the legal inheritance rights to 100 billion RMB and obtain the god-level physique 'Golden Kidney Warrior'!"

When Shi Dahai heard the words "Golden Kidney Warrior," he was so excited that he almost drooled.

Once he gets this reward, he can completely shed the title of "Slender Dog" and become the true harem king who dominates the city!

"Hey! You, the one stamping the document! What are you dawdling about?"

Shi Dahai suddenly slammed his hand on the glass of the certificate processing window, startling the bespectacled clerk inside.

"I have all the documents for my wives. Hurry up and print out their marriage certificates and stamp them!"

The clerk, sweating profusely, stared at the thick stack of documents in front of him, his hands trembling.

"Sir...our country practices monogamy. You've registered with five women at the same time; the system simply can't process that!"

"Moreover, this is a serious violation of the law, we cannot..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Open your dog eyes and see clearly!"

Shi Dahai arrogantly slammed several documents stamped with foreign language red seals onto the table with a "bang".

"These are legal certificates of non-bigamy that I obtained overnight from seven different countries overseas!"

"According to international exemption regulations, my registration with these five different countries is completely legal and compliant!"

Shi Dahai's eyes suddenly sharpened, and the inferior "Perfect Strategy System" instantly released a strong brainwave pressure.

"I'm warning you, the families of my wives control half of Jinghai City!"

"If you don't stamp this today, I'll make sure you can't stay in this city tomorrow!"

The five heiresses, who had been deeply brainwashed, immediately joined in their indignation and started banging on the glass windows.

"Hurry up and stamp our Brother Dahai's document! Otherwise, I'll have my dad fire your bureau chief!"

The clerk turned pale with fright at the sight.

He was just an ordinary worker earning a fixed salary; he had never seen such a surreal scene of five top wealthy families joining forces to force him out of power.

Under extreme fear and the interference of Shi Dahai's bizarre brainwaves, the clerk's psychological defenses completely collapsed.

He picked up the heavy red stamp with trembling hands.

As Shi Dahai looked at the steel stamp that was about to fall, his eyes blazed with an intensely greedy fervor.

So close! Just a tiny bit more!

A fortune of 100 billion! The invincible physique of a golden kidney warrior! Five top-tier concubines!

All of this will soon belong to Shi Dahai!

Just two centimeters away from the first marriage certificate, the stamp was ready.

A sudden change has occurred!

"boom--!"

The heavy, explosion-proof glass door of the Civil Affairs Bureau's certificate processing hall suddenly emitted a deafening, earth-shattering bang.

The glass door, weighing several hundred kilograms, was shattered by a violent physical force.

Glass shards flew everywhere, pouring down like a torrential rain.

Everyone in the hall screamed in terror, covering their heads, and frantically retreated to both sides.

Shi Dahai was startled by the sudden loud noise and turned around abruptly.

Amidst the shards of glass reflecting sunlight, a tall, well-built man in a black tactical uniform strode in.

Lu Jingyan stepped over the mess on the ground.

The cracking sound of military tactical boots shattering glass was particularly startling in the deathly silent hall.

His deep black eyes were fixed on Shi Dahai like those of a hawk.

Beneath the pale gold radar mesh in the [Group Judgment Domain].

The nanochip above Shi Dahai's head, which was frantically emitting hypnotic waves, was now as red as a piece of burnt charcoal.

The level of guilt is off the charts. Overseas proof of non-bigamy? International immunity?

Lu Jingyan let out a mocking sneer and casually flipped open the thick legal code in his hand.

"Your broken system is not only a defective product from the assembly line, but it seems that it hasn't even installed the most basic legal education function."

Lu Jingyan picked up the legal code and roughly swept the forged documents that Shi Dahai had slammed on the table to the ground.

"Forging official documents and seals of state organs, enterprises and institutions shall be punished with imprisonment for not less than three years but not more than ten years."

"And your pathetic illusions that can't even be seen in the light of day."

A chilling murderous intent flashed in Lu Jingyan's eyes.

He abruptly activated the Alert God System in his mind, and the [Absolute Codex - Light of Illusion] was instantly activated!

An invisible, righteous aura surged forth from Lu Jingyan's center, spreading outwards.

"What...what are you doing? Officer, why are you disturbing my marriage registration!"

Shi Dahai panicked. He desperately tried to call out to the system in his mind, but found that the system was unresponsive, as if it had crashed.

Lu Jingyan ignored his dog's barking.

He grabbed Shi Dahai by the collar of his cheap suit and lifted him up like a dead dog.

Lu Jingyan looked down at this playboy who was trying to trample on ethical boundaries with cheat codes, a cruel smile curling at the corner of his mouth.

Article 258 of my country's Criminal Law stipulates that anyone who commits bigamy while having a spouse, or who knowingly marries another person who has a spouse, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than two years or criminal detention.

Lu Jingyan pulled out a pair of cold, insulated handcuffs from his lower back and cuffed Shi Dahai's wrists.

"Although this is attempted bigamy."

"However, they used microcurrents to interfere with women's nervous systems, attempting to illegally brainwash them and defraud them of huge sums of money."

"This is a major fraud case!"

"Bringing five girls to get the marriage certificate?"

Lu Jingyan snorted coldly and threw Shi Dahai hard towards Zhao Tiezhu, who stood behind him like an iron tower.

"Zhao Tiezhu, take him back to the station! I want to see if this playboy will still be so tough in jail without the system's hypnotic hormones!"

"Alright, boss! I'll send this kidney warrior to enjoy a free private room right away!" Zhao Tiezhu grinned, his face trembling with laughter.

At this moment, the five young ladies behind him, who had fully regained consciousness, appeared.

She looked at her extravagant wedding dress, then at the greasy man handcuffed by the police.

They finally recalled their incredibly stupid sycophantic behavior over the past few days.

Miss Zhang was so angry that she was trembling all over and kicked over the trash can next to her.

"Officer Lu! This bastard dared to use such underhanded tactics against me!" She charged forward through gritted teeth, her ten-centimeter heels gleaming.

"No need for you to do it; I'm going to cripple his third leg myself today!"