Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.
Chapter 254 Strategy Group B: Creating a Chance Car Accident
The violent roar of the engine tore through the streets in the early morning.
The red Ferrari with the temporary license plate didn't crash directly into the provincial government gate. Instead, it arrogantly drifted and came to a precise stop at the intersection 300 meters ahead.
This area happens to be a blind spot for municipal traffic monitoring, and is lined with lush plane trees on both sides.
Bai Lian'er, the female guest number B in the strategy team, opened the car door.
She was wearing a thin, pure white gauze dress, barefoot, and deliberately messy her long hair, running like an innocent, frightened fawn to the middle of the roadway.
"System! Immediately activate the 'Gentle White Moonlight' exclusive aura for me!"
Bai Lian'er frantically urged him in her mind, her eyes fixed on the black armored SUV that was driving out of the provincial government building.
"As long as his car gets within three meters of me, I'll just fall down!"
"I refuse to believe that seeing me looking so pitiful, with even scraped knees, he could resist getting out of the car and pulling me into his arms!"
This is the most foolproof "car accident encounter plus love at first sight" law in domineering CEO novels!
As long as there is physical contact, her radiant aura can instantly shatter Lu Jingyan's psychological defenses.
Inside the black SUV.
Lu Jingyan gripped the steering wheel with one hand, his deep black eyes like ice, coldly staring at the white figure that suddenly darted out and blocked the road ahead.
Although the police god system was in a dormant state, his god-level driving skills, honed in the midst of gunfire, had long since become muscle memory.
"Boss! There's a crazy, reckless woman up ahead!"
Sitting in the passenger seat, Zhao Tiezhu was so frightened that his scalp tingled, and he instinctively gripped the safety handrail on the roof.
"This is outrageous! They've run into a police car while trying to stage an accident!"
Bai Lian'er took a deep breath as she watched the steel behemoth approaching.
She let out a graceful gasp, and her body, as light as a feather, fell straight down onto the bumper of the SUV.
"Ouch—it hurts—"
Just when Bai Lian'er thought she was about to fall into a warm and strong embrace.
"squeak--!!!"
A screeching and violent screech of tires instantly echoed throughout the entire street.
Lu Jingyan turned the steering wheel sharply with a blank expression and decisively pulled up the mechanical handbrake with his right hand.
The heavy, explosion-proof off-road vehicle roared under its immense inertia, and the entire vehicle wildly drifted sideways for a full ninety degrees on the asphalt road!
A cloud of acrid white smoke from the tires rose from the ground, directly covering Bai Lian'er's face.
The SUV came to a stop as steady as a mountain.
The reinforced special steel safety bar was less than half a meter away from Bai Lian'er's pert nose, a truly safe distance.
Bai Lian'er coughed repeatedly, choked by the dust kicked up by the tires.
She lay sprawled on the scorching asphalt, barely managing to suppress her anger and manage to squeeze out two crystal-clear tears.
She struck a painful pose that best accentuated her figure, raising her head pitifully and looking expectantly at the driver's seat of the SUV.
Get off the bus quickly! Use your strong arms to pick me up and ask me with concern if I'm alright!
"Click".
The car door opened.
A pair of gleaming military tactical boots landed firmly on the ground.
Bai Lian'er was so excited that her heart was pounding, and she had even rehearsed her shy lines in her mind beforehand.
However, what happened the next second completely shattered her already fragile worldview.
Lu Jingyan did indeed get out of the car.
But instead of offering help, he pulled out a pair of white criminal investigation gloves from somewhere and put them on.
He was even holding a yellow police crime scene investigation tape measure and a white chalk in his hand.
Lu Jingyan strode over to Bai Lian'er with a blank expression.
He skillfully pulled out the measuring tape, one end against the bumper of the SUV, and the other end stopped in front of Bai Lian'er's nose.
"Fifty centimeters. The braking distance is perfect."
Lu Jingyan coldly gave a precise number, then bent down and used white chalk to draw a standard crime scene marking line around Bai Lian'er's body.
Bai Lian'er was completely dumbfounded.
She stared blankly at the white, humanoid silhouette on the ground that had encircled her, forgetting even to maintain her vocal cords.
"Officer Lu... what are you doing? I think I twisted my ankle, it hurts so much."
Undeterred, she stretched out her slender wrist, attempting to grab Lu Jingyan's trouser leg in a desperate attempt to trigger the system's passive physical contact mechanism.
"Don't move."
Lu Jingyan took a half step back in disgust, avoiding her touch.
He casually pressed the button to turn on the high-definition police body camera on his chest, and the red light on the lens flashed rhythmically.
"Tampering with the crime scene and attempting to destroy evidence is an even more serious offense."
Lu Jingyan looked down at her from his superior position, his cold smile revealing extreme mockery and oppression.
"Do you think this is a blind spot for municipal surveillance, and that just because you lie down on the ground, I have to swallow my pride and admit to the traffic accident?"
Bai Lian'er's heart skipped a beat, and her eyes instantly became extremely panicked.
"I...I didn't! You were driving too fast and scared me! Not only did you not help me up, you're also framing me!"
She simply burst into tears, attempting to gain sympathy through moral blackmail.
"His acting is so bad, I suggest he go back to film school to retake the course."
Lu Jingyan ruthlessly shattered her ridiculous Mary Sue filter.
"Although there are no municipal surveillance cameras here, I have installed twelve military-grade panoramic dashcams on my explosion-proof off-road vehicle."
Lu Jingyan pointed to the hidden miniature camera on the front of the car, his voice as cold as a blade chilled to the bone.
"4K high-definition picture quality, 120 frames per second motion capture."
"Your embarrassing act of faking a fall from three meters away has now been uploaded to the provincial department's cloud server."
"According to Article 49 of the Law of the People's Republic of China on Penalties for Administration of Public Security."
Lu Jingyan looked at Bai Lian'er as if she were a piece of unrecyclable trash.
"Your act of deliberately causing a traffic accident in an attempt to extort money has a common legal term."
"That's called malicious extortion."
The "white moonlight halo" that was frantically loading progress in Bai Lian'er's mind suddenly exploded with a sharp crack under Lu Jingyan's tight combination of legal measures, and completely crashed.
"You...you're not even a man! How can you talk about dashcams to a weak woman like that!"
Bai Lian'er completely broke down, unable to even maintain her feigned weakness.
"It's not just about staged accidents; your illegally parked Ferrari is also suspected of seriously endangering public transportation safety."
Lu Jingyan didn't even bother to glance at her, turning instead to look at Zhao Tiezhu, who had just jumped out of the passenger seat.
"Tiezhu, handcuff him and drag him and the car back to the station."
"It's so early in the morning, and they're all rushing into the line of fire like they're going to a fair."
Zhao Tiezhu excitedly pulled out the handcuffs, strode forward, and picked Bai Lian'er up from the ground like a chick.
"Alright, boss! I think she's just bored out of her mind. Go back to 90 meters underground and run a sewing machine for a couple of days, then she'll know what real weakness is!"
Just as Bai Lian'er screamed in despair and Lu Jingyan was about to pack up and get into the car,
The door of the café hidden in the shade of the trees at the end of the street was suddenly violently pushed open from the inside.
"Sisters! This devil is completely impervious to reason! Our 'white moonlight' tactics are utterly useless!"
"Let's all charge! I refuse to believe that the sheer amount of testosterone surging through the dozen or so of us can't take down a cop who doesn't even have a police force!"
Accompanied by a sharp and angry female voice.
A dozen or so female guests from the strategy team, all with exquisite makeup and dressed in various expensive haute couture gowns, completely abandoned all restraint and script.
They rushed out of the coffee shop like a bunch of irrational zombies, clattering in their high heels.
The group of women went completely berserk, instantly surrounding Lu Jingyan and the black SUV, blocking their way completely.
Lu Jingyan looked at the group of demons and monsters who were baring their teeth and claws, their faces clearly saying "I want to eat people".
Instead of panic, a dangerous and excited, ruthless glint flashed in his deep eyes.
Zhao Tiezhu stood there, holding the handcuffs, stunned, and swallowed hard.
"My goodness... Boss, did we just rummage through a spider's web?"
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