Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.

A holographic image of Thanos, the purple-haired bald man from Titan, wearing a tattered straw hat and driving a tractor in a field, spread like wildfire across the entire galaxy via the interstellar quantum network.

This absurd yet incredibly realistic scene has a psychological impact on the underground universe that is no less than that of a supernova explosion.

On the edge of the Alpha Centauri system, inside a notorious interstellar pirate mothership.

Bloodmane, the infamous pirate captain who once devoured a three-legged alien, was now wearing reading glasses, sweating profusely as he stared at the electronic answer board in front of him. His thick, scarred fingers trembled on the virtual keyboard.

"Boss, how do we choose the answer to question 42?" A burly pirate with a mechanical prosthetic eye approached with a worried expression.

The pirate pointed to the question on the screen and read aloud: "If alien tourists were littering Super Hamburger wrappers at the spaceport, what measures should security personnel take?"

Bloodmane slapped his underling hard on the back of the head, spitting everywhere.

"You idiot! Choose C! Politely hand over the mop and issue a 50-star coin fine according to the law! If you dare to choose D 'Smash his head with a plasma cannon,' that Earth Yama named Lu Jingyan will immediately teleport over and throw us all onto Europa to grow potatoes!"

Bloodmane grabbed his underling's collar, his eyes filled with terror.

"Do you really want to be cellmates with that mad Titan who can destroy half the universe with a snap of his fingers? Get your memorized questions right now! If you don't pass this security guard qualification exam today, you're all getting the hell out of this spaceship!"

This comical scene is playing out simultaneously in every dark corner of the Milky Way.

The interstellar gangs of various star systems would go weak at the mere mention of "Lu Jingyan's" name and would voluntarily disband to take the security guard certification exam.

The universe, once a lawless land, has ushered in the most bizarre and thorough peace since the beginning of recorded civilization.

Inside the Milky Way's First Comprehensive Police Station, sunlight streamed through the enormous transparent dome onto the gleaming alloy floor.

Gone are the days of sirens blaring and tense interrogations of suspects. The entire police station has entered a leisurely routine of having no cases to handle, even feeling bored out of their minds.

Zhao Tiezhu was wearing an oversized black police vest, with the terrifying antimatter rotary machine gun slung across his back. But what he was holding in his hand wasn't an ammunition box, but a rag.

"Damn it, this glass is so clean that even a fly would have to do the splits to get on it." Zhao Tiezhu threw down the rag in frustration and turned to look at Lu Jingyan sitting behind the desk.

"Chief, this is unbearable! We haven't received a single emergency call for two whole weeks. If this keeps up, this machine gun on my back will rust and turn into scrap metal!"

Bruce, sitting in the corner, ignored Zhao Tiezhu's complaints.

The Dark Knight, wearing black-rimmed glasses, was studying a complex holographic traffic map floating in mid-air.

"According to the third edition of the Interstellar Traffic Act promulgated yesterday in the Cygnus system," Bruce's hoarse voice rang out in the quiet office, "civilian spaceships that use dark matter jump engines should have six interstellar credits deducted if they do not queue as required when passing through congested stargates."

Bruce looked up, a hint of serious confusion in his eyes behind the tactical goggles.

"Sir, in the past three months, the rate of major and serious crimes in major star systems has plummeted to an alarming negative number. Several smuggling gangs have even turned over their stolen goods, which they had hidden on the edge of black holes, to the local neighborhood committee out of a sense of guilt."

Bruce closed the traffic regulations file and sighed deeply.

"Without the shadow of evil, my existence as a symbol of fear in the darkness seems to be being dissolved by this extremely law-abiding environment."

Lu Jingyan sat upright behind a large mahogany desk.

The man's dark interstellar combat suit was impeccably tailored, without a single wrinkle. His deep black eyes were calm as still water, like a cold and imposing statue of the rule of law.

"No crime is the norm in a civilized society. The highest level of police work is to make yourself unemployed."

Lu Jingyan's voice was clear and cold, carrying a strange power to soothe all restlessness.

Just then, the office's automatic door slid open, and Su Xiaoxiao floated in, sitting in an anti-gravity hover chair.

Seven or eight oddly shaped objects, emitting various strange lights, floated around the girl, and her little face was full of helplessness.

"Brother Tiezhu, stop complaining. Even though we don't have any cases to handle, the neighborhood committee ladies are still doing their jobs!"

Su Xiaoxiao pointed to the glowing object in mid-air that looked like a small mountain and reported to her superior breathlessly.

"Boss, look at all these bizarre things! The Elder Council of the Tianlong Galaxy sent us a banner made from fragments of a neutron star's core! This thing weighs five tons and has eight big characters engraved on it: 'Cosmic Blue Sky, Iron Fist in the Starry Sea.' Our walls are about to collapse from all that!"

Su Xiaoxiao waved her hand and pushed a silk-like object emitting a soft blue light forward.

"And this, a gift from the Aquarius Lifeform Federation. It's a 'Umbrella of All People' woven with nebula energy,' they said it's to thank you for making it so they no longer have to worry about being kidnapped by space pirates in the middle of the night."

Lu Jingyan's reputation not only deterred criminals but also attracted the worship of countless advanced alien civilizations, with interstellar banners being delivered to the police station every day.

The walls of the hall were now densely covered with all sorts of dazzling alien certificates. It looked even more spectacular than the Galactic History Museum.

"All of them will undergo harmless scanning, be registered, and then uniformly included in the Hall of Honor."

Lu Jingyan didn't even glance at those priceless treasures, and gave the order in a rigid tone.

"And send them an official reply. Tell them that maintaining public order is the duty of law enforcement. Extravagance and formalism are strictly prohibited. If it happens again, it will be treated as a disguised bribery."

"Understood, Boss is still as impartial as ever." Su Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue and her ten fingers flew across the virtual keyboard, sending the official letter to various star systems.

After dealing with these tedious daily tasks, Lu Jingyan finally leaned back in his chair, a rare occurrence for him.

His gaze fell on the celadon teacup beside him. The tea had just been brewed by Su Xiaoxiao, using the finest West Lake Longjing tea brought from Earth, making it especially precious in this remote space city.

Lu Jingyan gently placed the teacup back on the table, making a soft "click" sound.

This rare moment of leisure seemed to make the hustle and bustle of the entire universe fade away.

However, at this moment, the radar monitoring system belonging to the interstellar police station emitted a melodious and gentle golden alert sound.

This is not a red alert for an attack, but rather indicates that a high-level interstellar diplomatic fleet is approaching.

The quantum light sphere in front of Su Xiaoxiao instantly switched scenes, and the girl's eyes widened suddenly, her mouth opening into an "O" shape.

"My God... Boss, look out the window!" Su Xiaoxiao pointed to the French windows, her voice filled with disbelief and astonishment.

Zhao Tiezhu and Bruce also turned to look when they heard the sound.

A magnificent royal fleet, adorned with extraterrestrial rose petals, came to a stop outside the spaceport.