Villain? No, I'll catch up with the protagonist after passing the civil service exam.

"puff--"

A mouthful of scalding hot tea, mixed with half a swollen red goji berry, sprayed out a curtain of water in mid-air.

The water splashed onto what appeared to be empty air, producing a few crackling, low-pitched electrical hums. A few blue sparks flashed across Bruce's black cloaking suit, and his tall, imposing figure flickered into view, like a broken, old television screen.

The hall fell into a deathly silence. Zhao Tiezhu spat out a mouthful of tea all over Bruce's invisibility suit.

"Cough, cough cough..." Zhao Tiezhu's thick neck turned red from the cough, and he patted his chest hard with his large, fan-like hands to catch his breath.

He pointed at the alluring alien creature in front of him, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets: "My God! How come this alien woman has three heads? Our bureau's buy-one-get-two-free medical insurance doesn't cover that!"

The starlight veil fell, revealing the alien queen's slender, fair neck, which parted upwards. At the top of three independent and graceful cervical vertebrae were three identical faces, yet each with a distinctly different expression.

A strong, cloyingly sweet and pungent rose scent wafted out from the gaps in the queen's long dress, quickly masking the smell of engine oil from the exhaust fan.

"Director Lu, ignore that rude bald guy."

The head on the Queen's left was the first to speak, her voice as soft as melting maltose. Her eyes sparkled, her watery pupils filled with an irrepressible spring passion.

"I'll take care of the emotional connection. If you agree, I'll warm your bed with the softest silk from the Nebula. Every day after get off work, I'll stew you some of the best braised pork from your Earth."

The sound made one's back ache, and Zhao Tiezhu couldn't help but shudder, then hugged the machine gun and grinned foolishly.

"Shut up, you disgrace!"

The woman in the middle suddenly turned her head and glared fiercely at the woman on the left. Her chin was slightly raised, and her narrow, almond-shaped eyes held a haughty angle; even her breathing exuded dominance.

"Earthling, listen up. I've taken a liking to your genes. Your one-handed choke on Thanos is passable, but you're worthy of me."

A red spot appeared on her fair cheek, but she forced a cold snort.

"Don't push your luck. Marry me, and all the dark matter in three star systems will be your pocket money. This is a sure-fire way to make money in the universe, so just sign the papers."

As soon as he finished speaking, the right side of his head was suddenly forced forward, and his cervical spine twisted into an exaggerated arc.

"Don't listen to her! Handcuff me! Quickly lock me up with those cold, hard rules you just used!"

His right eye was bloodshot, and he was breathing heavily, with a few drops of glistening saliva sliding down the corner of his mouth.

"I love this kind of unreasonable verdict! Take the heaviest handcuffs from your drawer and cuff me to the table leg, make me your personal prisoner! Judge me now!"

Three completely different radio waves and sweet pheromones intertwined, creating a chaotic and unpleasant atmosphere in the police station lobby.

Su Xiaoxiao sat in the conductor's chair, her teeth grinding together.

With a sharp "snap," the plastic pen in her hand was snapped in two.

"Pah! Shameless alien monster, coming to our bureau to molest!" the girl muttered in a low voice, her fingers clattering on the keyboard, making the water glass on the table shake.

Bruce silently raised his tactical gloved hand and wiped the tea stains off his mask.

"Sir, the level of an unidentified aphrodisiac hormone in the air is 400 times higher than normal. I suggest activating the highest level of ventilation immediately."

Behind his desk, Lu Jingyan leaned back in his leather chair.

His breathing was steady and long, without the slightest erratic rhythm. A pale blue light spread deep within his eyes, and an invisible shield of logic clung to his skin, firmly keeping the cloying pink aura at bay for at least half a meter.

The pheromone molecules that came into contact with the shield were instantly destroyed, and the rose scent in the air turned into a pungent smell of burnt plastic.

Lu Jingyan slowly opened the drawer on his right, took out a thick book, and threw it on the table.

A dull thud interrupted the argument between the three heads.

"The representative of the Rose Nebula." Lu Jingyan bent his index finger and tapped it twice on the book cover. "I think it's necessary to give you a basic explanation of the law."

The Queen blinked on the left side of her head, her face completely innocent: "Law? What law is more important than my love?"

"Chapter One of the Marriage Law clearly stipulates that a monogamous system shall be implemented." Lu Jingyan clasped his hands together, his voice so cold it was icy.

The arrogant one in the middle snapped, "What nonsense are you talking about? We share one body, of course she's considered one wife!"

"From a carbon-based biological perspective, it is a torso."

Lu Jingyan turned the pages of the book, his gaze sweeping coldly over the three faces.

"But in terms of neurology and jurisprudence, you have three independent thinking cortices. Just now you demonstrated three distinct personality traits and desires."

The man stood up, placed his hands on the edge of the table, and looked down at the other person.

"This means that you constitute three natural persons with independent civil capacity."

Zhao Tiezhu, listening from the side, scratched his head and said, "Chief, does this mean marrying one is equivalent to marrying three? Wouldn't that be a huge profit?"

"Shut your stinking mouth!" Su Xiaoxiao grabbed a broken pen and smashed it on Zhao Tiezhu's bald head.

Lu Jingyan ignored the commotion behind him and pushed the codex forward half an inch.

"If I sign the marriage agreement, legally speaking, it is equivalent to me simultaneously establishing marital relationships with three independent consciousnesses."

He paused for a moment, his eyes revealing a cold, all-knowing edge.

"This is called bigamy."

The fanatical head on the right jerked violently, his laughter growing even more maniacal: "Bigamy? Sounds exciting! Then come and arrest us!"

"Shut up, you lunatic!" The middle-headed man angrily banged his right-headed head against his own, then turned to Lu Jingyan. "Our royal blood is noble, how dare you use such a ridiculous rule to refuse me?"

Tears streamed down the left side of my head, and my voice cracked.

"Waaaaah... He wouldn't even work the sewing machine for us for two years, he doesn't care about me at all..."

Lu Jingyan smoothed out the wrinkles at the hem of his suit jacket, his tone rigid and uncompromising.

"Intergalactic emotional manipulation, attempting to induce law enforcement officers to break the law. This already constitutes a borderline attempt to obstruct official duties. Take your minerals with you, and the police station will not process your marriage registration."

All three heads froze.

The lobby was so quiet that you could hear the whirring of the ventilation ducts.

Her proud self-esteem was shattered, her fervent fantasies were extinguished, and her tender expectations were dashed.

The Queen was so confused by the noise of her three heads that she stumbled half a step in her openwork high heels.

Just then, her left head bit her lip, her middle head swallowed her pride, and her right head opened its bloodshot eyes wide.

With tears in her eyes, the Queen's three heads simultaneously lunged forward, wanting to give this stern-faced man a kiss that seemed to transcend galaxies. Lu Jingyan frowned slightly, preparing to politely decline.