The divorce comeback system arrived right after I was born.

A cold wind swirled a few withered yellow leaves across the concrete ground.

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, the air was filled with the distinctive smell of gunpowder from firecrackers, mixed with the aroma of stewed meat, making people's mouths water.

This should have been a time to sleep in late, but Chen Zhi got up early.

He was standing in the windy spot at the entrance of the apartment building, wrapped up like a bright red rice dumpling.

What's most eye-catching is the stainless steel washbasin he's clutching tightly in his hand.

The bottom of the basin was as shiny as a mirror, reflecting his young face, which was full of calculation.

For those who have been reborn, the Spring Festival is not just a holiday, but also an annual feast of wealth redistribution.

In my past life, I was a corporate slave. Chinese New Year is my calamity; I have to use my meager allowance to give red envelopes to my nephews and nieces.

The roles of offense and defense have now reversed.

As a three-and-a-half-year-old human cub, it is currently in its dominant T0-level period.

As long as you're shameless, your income in the next few days could even exceed your father Chen Jun's monthly salary.

Chen Zhi weighed the stainless steel basin in his hand.

This is his core item build.

Simply kowtowing produces a dull, muffled sound that lacks penetration, failing to touch the soul of elders and making it impossible to stand out from competitors.

With this basin, a tap on it makes a loud, resounding noise, instantly amplifying the sincerity tenfold.

This is not just kowtowing; it's knocking on the door of wealth.

The motion-sensor lights in the hallway flickered on and off.

Lin Wanwan pushed open the heavy security door and waddled out like a penguin.

She was wearing a pink down jacket and a fluffy bunny ear hat, the ears twitching with her every step.

Seeing Chen Zhi standing solemnly like a pine tree in the cold wind, Lin Wanwan stopped, tilted her head, and looked at him with a puzzled expression in her big eyes.

"Zhizhi, what are you doing?"

The childish question was blown away by the wind.

Chen Zhi did not turn around, only giving her an unfathomable back view.

The chick knows the ambition of the swan.

Women will only slow down the speed at which he kowtows.

Seeing that Chen Zhi was ignoring her, Lin Wanwan wasn't angry.

She sniffed her little nose, which was red from the cold, and ran home with her short legs.

Less than half a minute later, the security door was kicked open again.

"Zhizhi, I'm here too!"

Lin Wanwan was also holding a basin in her hands.

She imitated Chen Zhi, slamming the basin on the ground and standing side by side with Chen Zhi, head held high and chest puffed out, looking proud.

Although I don't know what to do, I'm sure I can't go wrong by following Zhizhi's lead.

Chen Zhi glanced at her, his lips twitching.

This sycophant has leaked our trade secrets.

The roar of a car engine could be heard in the distance.

A black Audi A6 slowly drove into the residential area, its tires crunching over the firecracker debris on the road.

Chen Zhi's spirits lifted.

The big fish is in the net.

This is my second uncle, who lives in the city and runs a building materials business. He's known for his lavish spending.

Whether or not you can achieve financial freedom depends on this one scare.

The car windows were tinted dark, making it impossible to see the people inside.

Chen Zhi took a deep breath, adjusted his facial expression, and instantly switched to the "innocent, well-behaved and sensible" business mode.

He picked up the stainless steel basin, took short strides, and rushed towards the Audi.

The way they acted was as if they had seen long-lost relatives.

The Audi had just come to a stop, and the doors hadn't even been opened yet.

Chen Zhi threw the basin onto the ground in front of the car door.

Clang!

The crisp sound of metal clashing echoed between the buildings.

Immediately afterwards, his knees buckled, and he knelt precisely on the edge of the basin, his upper body leaning forward sharply.

His forehead slammed heavily against the bottom of the basin.

Duang! Duang! Duang!

Three loud bangs, with a strong sense of rhythm, even produced an echo.

Happy New Year, Uncle! Wishing you peace and prosperity throughout the year, wealth flowing in from all directions, a thriving business that reaches far and wide, and abundant riches that flow like the three rivers!

Chen Zhi shouted at the top of his lungs, his voice loud and clear, his words flowing smoothly and auspiciously, one after another, without repeating himself.

He spent half the night memorizing these lines, all for this moment of explosive performance.

Lin Wanwan, who had been standing there in a daze, was startled by the sudden turn of events.

But her strength lies in her exceptional ability to imitate.

Although I don't understand why they have to kneel down and bang on the pot, since Zhizhi did it, it must be very fun.

She threw the basin on the ground as well.

He knelt down with a thud.

Then it buried its little head in the basin.

"Goose, goose, goose, goose!"

She clapped her hands while letting out a clear, crisp laugh.

The Audi's door was suddenly pushed open.

A middle-aged man in a black overcoat jumped down in a panic.

As soon as Uncle Zhang Jianguo parked the car, he heard a loud noise outside, like banging gongs and drums, followed by a child's innocent voice shouting "May wealth come from all directions!"

This isn't a New Year's greeting, it's blatant robbery!

"Oh my goodness! My little darling!"

Zhang Jianguo looked at the two little dumplings kneeling on the ground, his face contorted with heartache.

He rushed forward, taking two steps at a time, and lifted the two children off the ground, one in each hand.

"What are you doing! Get up, get up! The ground is cold!"

Chen Zhishun stood up, but his hands were still tightly gripping the stainless steel basin, which he held to his chest. He didn't say anything, just stared straight at Chen Jianguo.

Those large, clear black and white eyes were filled with four big words:

Pay me, and I'll get things done.

This process is so professional it's almost heartbreaking.

Zhang Jianguo was amused by his nephew's greedy and greedy appearance.

While helping Chen Zhi brush the dust off his knees, he pulled a thick, bulging red envelope from the inside pocket of his coat.

"Good, good, Zhizhi, you're such a good girl, you have such a sweet tongue. Here, this is a big red envelope from your uncle, take it and buy some snacks."

The red envelope I received felt quite substantial.

Chen Zhi subtly pinched the thickness with his fingers.

This feel is worth at least two thousand.

Stable.

This year's LEGO Foundation has been secured.

He quickly stuffed the red envelope into his small pocket, patted it to make sure it was safe, and then a genuine smile appeared on his face.

"Thank you, Uncle! You're the most handsome!"

Zhang Jianguo laughed heartily and reached out to ruffle Chen Zhi's hair.

After dealing with the big ones, Chen Jianguo turned his attention to the little girl who was still grinning foolishly beside him.

Lin Wanwan was also holding the stainless steel basin in her hands, her face covered in dust, and she was looking up at him expectantly.

Those big, bright eyes blinked as if to say: What about mine? What about mine?

Zhang Jianguo was stunned for a moment.

The little girl was exquisitely beautiful, like a porcelain doll, but she looked unfamiliar.

"Zhizhi."

Zhang Jianguo pointed at Lin Wanwan, then turned to Chen Zhi and asked, "Whose little girl is this? She's really pretty. What, did your family secretly have a second child again?"

It's no wonder Zhang Jianguo didn't recognize her. He's usually busy with business and rarely visits Chen Zhi's house. Plus, Lin Wanwan grows up quickly, and she's all bundled up right now, so it's normal that he didn't recognize her.

Chen Zhi rolled his eyes.

Having a second child secretly?

He was about to explain that this was Uncle Lin's daughter from next door, just a random passerby trying to ride on his coattails.

Lin Wanwan, who had been silent the whole time, suddenly answered.

She tucked the basin under her arm, puffed out her small chest, and spoke in a clear, loud voice:

"Uncle! I'm Zhizhi's wife!"

The air froze instantly.

The cold wind seemed to have stopped howling.

Zhang Jianguo's smile froze, and his hand, which was reaching for a red envelope, stopped in mid-air.

He looked at Lin Wanwan, then at Chen Zhi, his mouth agape wide enough to fit an egg.

Are kids these days... all so precocious?

Was your life decided at the age of three?

Chen Zhi almost choked to death on his own saliva.

He turned his head sharply, staring wide-eyed at Lin Wanwan, his expression as if he had seen a ghost.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Chen Zhi panicked, "She's just a friend who lives next door!"

Chen Zhi spoke very quickly, trying his best to distance himself from the relationship, "Just ordinary friends! The very ordinary kind!"

Lin Wanwan was unhappy.

She felt that Zhizhi was lying and denying her status.

The little girl got angry, threw the basin on the ground, put her hands on her hips, and retorted angrily:

"I'm not lying!"

She pointed to the apartment building not far away and shouted loudly and confidently:

"Aunt Zhang said it herself last night! She told me to eat more so I could grow up quickly and become Zhizhi's wife!"

"I've already agreed!"

She said the last sentence, "I agree to everything," especially loudly, even with a hint of pride.

It was as if this were a glorious and great cause worthy of celebration.

Chen Zhi felt a wave of dizziness.

Zhang Guifang!

It's Zhang Guifang again!

This mother who only knows how to harm her son!

Chen Zhi covered his face in despair.

He could imagine that this dark history would accompany him for the rest of his life, becoming a recurring topic of teasing from relatives during holidays.

"Hahaha! Good! Well done!"

Zhang Jianguo finally realized what was happening and burst into a deafening laugh.

He laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight, and tears were almost streaming down his face.

"Oh my, I think this marriage is a good match! Zhizhi, you're quite the lucky guy, settling down at such a young age, much better than your uncle!"

Zhang Jianguo laughed as he pulled another red envelope out of his pocket.

This time he specifically chose a thicker one.

"Come on, since she's my nephew's wife, we have to give her this red envelope, and a big one at that!"

He stuffed the red envelope into Lin Wanwan's hand and even patted her on the shoulder in a serious manner.

"If Zhizhi ever bullies you again, just tell your uncle, and he'll beat him up for you!"

Lin Wanwan accepted the red envelope, and the anger on her face instantly vanished.

Although she didn't know exactly what "niece-in-law" meant, she knew that the red thing in her hand could buy lots and lots of lollipops.

And this one looks even thicker than Zhizhi's!

"Thank you, Uncle!"

Lin Wanwan thanked her sweetly, her voice so soft and sweet it seemed like it could be squeezed to release water.

She even made a face at Chen Zhi triumphantly, waving the red envelope in her hand as if showing off her spoils.

Chen Zhisheng watched this scene with utter despair.

He suddenly felt that the red envelope in his hand no longer tasted so good.

This isn't about money.

This is a matter of dignity.

He was not only betrayed by his own mother, but also confirmed by this naive and innocent neighbor.

I can't live like this anymore.

After laughing his fill, Zhang Jianguo remembered that he still needed to go upstairs to offer New Year's greetings.

He carried the gift box in one hand and reached out to take Chen Zhi's hand with the other.

"Let's go, take your wife home!"

Zhang Jianguo was teasing him on purpose.

With a dark expression, Chen Zhi picked up the stainless steel basin from the ground and walked into the stairwell without looking back.

His silhouette was desolate.

Seeing this, Lin Wanwan quickly picked up her basin and followed after them.

"Zhizhi, wait for me!"

"Zhizhi, let's pool our money and buy that huge Transformer!"

"Zhizhi, why are you ignoring me? Are you too happy?"

The hallway echoed with the chatter of a little girl and the occasional crisp sound of a stainless steel basin hitting the railing.

Zhang Jianguo watched the two little ones walking one after the other, and shook his head with a smile.

"Childhood sweethearts, innocent and carefree since childhood..."

He sighed and then followed.

At the elevator entrance, Chen Zhi was frantically pressing the up button, wishing he could disappear from this place of trouble immediately.

Lin Wanwan stood next to him, carefully putting the red envelope into her pocket, afraid it would fall out.

"Zhizhi."

She suddenly leaned closer, lowered her voice, and said mysteriously.

"My mother said that a wife should hand over her money to her husband for safekeeping."

Lin Wanwan reluctantly took out the large red envelope from her pocket, which she hadn't even warmed up yet, and handed it to Chen Zhi.

"for you."

Chen Zhi's finger, which was pressing the elevator button, stopped.

He slowly turned his head, looked at the silly little girl in front of him, and then at the thick red envelope.

The more he looked at Lin Wanwan, the cuter and more pleasing she became.

After all, nobody turns down money.

Chen Zhi accepted the red envelope with remarkable ease, stuffing it into his pocket with fluid movements, without the slightest hesitation.

"cough."

He cleared his throat, trying his best to maintain a cool and aloof image.

"Since you're so sincere, I'll reluctantly help you keep it safe for a while."

"But I'm warning you, don't shout like that in front of outsiders."

Lin Wanwan nodded vigorously, her eyes crinkling into two crescent moons with laughter.

"Okay, honey!"

Chen Zhi stumbled and almost knelt in front of the elevator door.