The divorce comeback system arrived right after I was born.

Wanwan blinked her eyes, and the image of herself lying in a sea of ​​sparklers appeared in her mind.

"Really?"

"It's true. I'm the husband, and a husband doesn't lie to his wife."

Chen Zhi made an empty promise without batting an eye.

Lin Wanwan felt instantly healed.

She nodded vigorously, a bright smile returning to her face. She even patted Chen Zhi's pocket, as if afraid the "seed" inside would fall out.

"Then we need to hide it well, so Mom can't find it!"

"Okay, hide it well."

Chen Zhi took Lin Wanwan's hand, and under the loving gaze of the three adults, they swaggered towards the bedroom.

That was his territory, and also his treasury.

The moment the door closed.

Chen Zhi leaned against the door and let out a long breath.

This year's parents and their children are so difficult to manage.

He took out the two thick red envelopes from his pocket and skillfully rubbed the seal open with his fingers.

The brand-new pink banknotes exuded a captivating scent of ink.

Chen Zhi counted them.

Including what my uncle gave me, and what I "begged" from my grandparents before, my total assets have exceeded five thousand.

In this day and age, five thousand yuan is an absolute fortune for a three-and-a-half-year-old child.

Just as Chen Zhi was immersed in the joy of counting money.

A chubby little hand reached out and grabbed a corner of one of the banknotes.

Lin Wanwan squatted down in front of him, holding a piece of chocolate that she had somehow produced in her other hand, with black residue still stuck to the corner of her mouth.

"Zhizhi, can this red paper really grow into a sparkler?"

She was still a little worried, after all, the allure of the sparkler was too great.

Chen Zhi calmly pulled the banknote back and folded it again.

"Yes, but it needs fertilizer."

"What is fertilizer?"

"Fertilizer is..." Chen Zhi pointed to the chocolate in her hand, "If you give me all the good food, your money will grow faster."

Lin Wanwan was stunned.

She looked at the chocolate in her hand, then at Chen Zhi.

This is a difficult choice between appetite and faith.

A few seconds later.

With a heavy heart, she closed her eyes and stuffed the remaining half of the chocolate into Chen Zhi's mouth.

"Here you go eat! They'll all grow fairy wands!"

A bittersweet taste spread through my mouth.

As Chen Zhi chewed on his chocolate, looking at the silly little girl in front of him, a strange sense of guilt suddenly rose in his heart.

But the guilt was quickly washed away by the deliciousness of the chocolate.

Don't worry.

Chen Zhi mumbled something and reached out to wipe the crumbs from the corner of her mouth.

"I'll protect you from now on."

Outside the bedroom, the faint sounds of adults clinking glasses and exchanging toasts could be heard.

Inside the bedroom, two small figures squatted head to head on the floor, guarding a pile of red banknotes, like two little squirrels guarding pine cones.

Just then.

Suddenly, there was a series of urgent knocks on the living room door.

Then came the anxious voice of Uncle Lin, the neighbor.

"Old Chen! Old Chen, are you there? Did my Wanwan run off to your house? She disappeared in the blink of an eye!"

Lin Wanwan suddenly raised her head, a hint of panic flashing across her face.

"Oh no! Dad's coming to get me!"

She frantically tried to stand up, but her legs went numb from squatting for too long, and she plopped down on Chen Zhi's lap.

Chen Zhi groaned under the pressure.

Before he could even push the little lump of dough away, the bedroom door was suddenly flung open.

Lin Shuxian stood at the door, followed by Lin Jing, who looked anxious.

The eyes of both families fell simultaneously on the center of the bedroom.

Chen Zhi was sitting on the ground with his back against the door, Lin Wanwan in his lap, and hundred-yuan bills were scattered all around them.

That scene.

It's just like a nouveau riche bully using money to corrupt a respectable young girl.

Lin Shuxian's lips twitched violently.

"this……"

Chen Zhi closed his eyes in despair.

Now even jumping into the Yellow River won't clear my name.

The air seemed to freeze, as if even the dust had stopped moving.

Lin Shuxian stared at the pink banknotes scattered on the ground, then looked at the chocolate stains on his daughter's lips, and finally his gaze fell on the calm-looking little boy.

This is hardly a game of house between two three-year-olds.

This is clearly a nouveau riche using sugar-coated bullets to corrupt an ignorant young girl.

"dad!"

Lin Wanwan was the first to react.

She hid the crumpled chocolate wrapper behind her back.

Lin Shuxian's cheek muscles twitched twice.

"Wanwan, get up quickly."

Lin Jing, however, took it in stride. She walked in with a smile, squatted down, and used a handkerchief to wipe Lin Wanwan's mouth.

"Oh, eating alone, huh? Is this what you call 'delicious'?"

Lin Wanwan shrank back guiltily, then pointed at Chen Zhi with a righteous air.

"My husband bought it for me!"

Lin Shuxian's face, which had just calmed down, instantly darkened again.

He turned around and stared intently at Chen Zhi.

"Little Chen Zhi, can you explain to your uncle what a husband is?"

This question requires a careful answer.

If your answer is too mature, you'll be seen as a monster; if your answer is too naive, you'll be seen as a hooligan.

Chen Zhi neatly stacked the wad of banknotes, put them in his pocket, then looked up with an innocent and carefree expression.

"My uncle said that a husband is someone who helps his wife manage the money and buys her candy."

Without hesitation, he shifted the blame to Zhang Jianguo.

"My uncle also said that as long as I pay enough money, I can bring my wife home."

cough cough cough.

In the living room, Zhang Jianguo choked on his water after taking a sip, his face turning a deep purplish-red.

Zhang Guifang rushed out of the kitchen wielding a spatula and slapped her younger brother on the back of the head.

"Zhang Jianguo! What kind of nonsense are you teaching the kids?!"

The room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere once again.

Lin Shuxian was amused by the child's innocent remark, and his tense nerves relaxed.

He pushed up his glasses and looked at Chen Zhi's mature demeanor, feeling a surge of affection for him.

This kid is quick-witted and not stage fright.

She's much better than my silly daughter who only knows how to eat.

"Alright, alright, stop standing there."

Zhang Guifang greeted them, "The food is ready. Lao Lin, Xiao Jing, since you're here, don't leave. Come and have a bite. Jianguo brought back some good wine."

"I can't accept this..."

Just as Lin Jing was about to be polite, Lin Wanwan had already climbed onto the chair next to the dining table with her short legs, seemingly familiar with the place.

"I want to eat pork ribs!"

Lin Shuxian shook his head helplessly and gave Chen Jun a wry smile.

"What a misfortune for our family! This girl has been completely won over by your son."

The two families sat around a round table.

Steaming hot braised pork ribs, steamed sea bass, and braised prawns filled the table.

Chen Zhi sat next to Lin Wanwan.

He didn't rush to use his chopsticks, but instead picked up the largest piece of pork rib for Lin Wanwan and put it in her bowl.

"Eat."

This move once again earned praise from the adults at the table.

"Look, look at this level of awareness."

Zhang Jianguo, his face flushed, held his wine glass. "From now on, if anyone says Zhizhi is immature, I'll be the first to disagree. What do you call this? This is what you call loving your wife!"

The dinner party ended in a lively atmosphere.

Lin Wanwan ate until her belly was round and then clung to Chen Zhi, refusing to leave.

"I don't want to go home! I want to play with Zhizhi!"

She clung to Chen Zhi's arm, hanging on him like a koala.

Lin Jing was both amused and exasperated, and went forward to pry her hand off.

"Wanwan, be a good girl. Zhizhi is going to take a bath and go to bed. We'll play again tomorrow."

"No! Zhizhi smells nice! She smells rich!"

Lin Wanwan made a surprising statement.

Chen Zhi sighed helplessly.

This girl is definitely going to be a money-grubber in the future.

He leaned close to Lin Wanwan's ear and said in a voice only the two of them could hear, "You go back first. I'll definitely spend the whole day with you tomorrow."

"real?"

Lin Wanwan was skeptical.

"I'd be a dog if I lied to you."

Having received the assurance, Lin Wanwan reluctantly let go.

"If you dare to lie to me, I'll..."

She thought for a long time but couldn't come up with anything threatening, finally blurting out, "I'll eat you up!"

After seeing off the Lin family of three and their uncle, the house finally quieted down.

Chen Zhi returned to his bedroom and locked the door.

He took out all the red envelopes from his pocket, and together with the ones he had hidden under the bed, there were a total of 5,320 yuan.