The divorce comeback system arrived right after I was born.

"Wow! This glows!"

"I want to watch it too! I want to watch it too!"

In the center of the classroom, Lin Wanwan was surrounded by a group of children. She was proudly showing off her winged backpack, like a little princess being fawned over.

"Please line up, everyone can touch it!"

Lin Wanwan commanded with composure, clearly becoming the leader of these little brats.

Chen Zhi looked away and took out a comic book, no bigger than the palm of his hand, from his schoolbag. This was his only source of entertainment in kindergarten.

As long as we get through today.

Just pretend you're mute.

Then no one will bother me.

Chen Zhi silently made a vow in his heart.

However, fate always seems to kick him when he's most ready to give up.

A little boy wearing overalls and sporting a bowl haircut suddenly appeared in front of his table.

The child was clutching a half-eaten Ultraman toy, his face covered in snot and tears, staring at Chen Zhi with an extremely indignant look.

It was the same chubby kid who was rolling around at the door just now.

Chen Zhi didn't even lift his eyelids, continuing to flip through the comic book in his hand.

Snapped.

A chubby little hand covered in saliva and dust slammed onto Chen Zhi's desk.

Were you just laughing at me?

The chubby boy sniffled, his voice thick with sobs, but he tried his best to look fierce.

Chen Zhi sighed.

He closed the book and slowly raised his head.

Looking at the little kid in front of him who couldn't even speak properly, Chen Zhi suddenly felt that this long kindergarten life might be even more difficult than he had imagined.

I wasn't laughing at you.

Chen Zhi spoke calmly, as if stating an objective fact.

"I just think that the way you rolled over just now showed a lack of core strength and insufficient support in your waist and abdomen, resulting in an excessively large rolling radius, which made it easy to bump into the trash can next to you."

The chubby boy was stunned.

He blinked his small eyes, which were squeezed into slits by his flesh, his brain clearly unable to process such a complex flow of information.

Core strength?

Lower back and abdominal support?

Tumble radius?

He recognized each word, but when put together, it sounded like an alien language.

The chubby boy's mouth was open, and snot bubbles rose and fell with his breathing. All the harsh words he had prepared were stuck in his throat.

Just then, the teacher on the podium clapped his hands, signaling everyone to be quiet.

"Alright kids, everyone, go back to your seats! We're going to start taking attendance!"

The chubby boy was startled by the shout and instinctively tried to find a seat.

But when he looked around, he found that all the other empty seats had been taken, leaving only the small chair next to Chen Zhi.

The chubby boy hesitated for a moment, but finally succumbed to his fear of the teacher and plopped down next to Chen Zhi.

He turned his head and looked at his strange deskmate with a gaze that was both wary and curious.

"that……"

The chubby boy lowered his voice and cautiously approached.

"What does core power taste like? Is it delicious?"

Chen Zhi turned his head and looked at that eager-to-learn face, his lips twitching slightly.

He reached out and pointed to the horizontal bar on the playground outside the window.

"Once you can hang there for ten minutes without falling, you'll know what it tastes like."

The chubby boy nodded as if he understood, and a hint of longing for food appeared in his eyes as he looked out the window.

"Chen Zhi!"

The teacher on the podium called out his name.

Chen Zhi slowly raised his right hand.

"arrive."

The voice wasn't loud, but it carried a hint of languor.

The teacher glanced at the little boy sitting in the corner with a very different demeanor, a hint of surprise flashing in her eyes, but she quickly continued to read the next name.

"Lin Wanwan!"

"arrive--!"

Lin Wanwan's voice was full of energy.

Lin Wanwan raised her hands high and jumped up from the chair, her pink bunny hair clips swaying wildly with her movements.

"Teacher! I'm here! I'm Lin Wanwan! I'm three and a half years old! I like singing, dancing, and storytelling! My dream is to be a big star!"

The whole class fell silent for a second.

Immediately afterwards, a burst of enthusiastic applause erupted.

The children who were still sobbing were infected by this enthusiasm, and they all stared wide-eyed at the cow.

The teacher was amused and said with a smile, "Lin Wanwan is so lively. How about you go first during the self-introduction session later?"

"good!"

Lin Wanwan readily agreed, then turned around and, across most of the classroom, winked and made a face at Chen Zhi in the corner.

That means: See how awesome I am?

Chen Zhi silently held the book up to cover his face.

He didn't recognize the conspicuous bag.

I absolutely do not know them.

"Okay, next little one..."

The teacher's gaze fell on the chubby boy next to Chen Zhi.

"Li Zihan".

The chubby boy trembled when he heard his name called, and jumped up as if he had been electrocuted.

But he got up too quickly, and since he hadn't figured out the question about "core strength" yet, he slipped and fell forward in a lunge position.

boom!

A muffled thud.

Li Zihan landed face-first on the ground, perfectly performing the "Wild Geese Descending on the Sand" pose for the whole class.

The classroom fell silent once again.

A few seconds later.

"Wow--!"

The earth-shattering cries rang out again, even more heart-wrenching than when they were at the door.

Chen Zhi closed his eyes in pain and buried his head in his arms.

Sin ah.

This is no kindergarten.

This is clearly a mental hospital.

The cicadas outside the window continued their incessant chirping, and sunlight filtered through the leaves, casting dappled patterns on the desks.

Chen Zhi lay on the table, listening to the sounds of crying, laughter, and screaming all around him, and the thought of retiring grew stronger in his heart.

But what he didn't know was that this chaotic day was just the beginning.

In this tiny classroom filled with snot, tears, and the smell of Want Want milk, the gears of fate not only started turning, but also got stuck, making a strange clicking sound.

"Don't cry."

Chen Zhi couldn't take it anymore. He pulled out the unopened bottle of Want Want milk from under the table and slammed it down in front of Li Zihan.

"Drink milk."

"Shut your mouth."

The crying stopped abruptly.

Li Zihan looked at the red tin can through teary eyes, then at Chen Zhi's expressionless face.

He sniffled, and with trembling hands, reached out and hugged the can of milk.

"Big brother..."

Li Zihan choked up, her eyes filled with gratitude and admiration.

"You're such a nice person."

Chen Zhi's lips twitched.

It’s over.

It seems like I'm being entangled by something strange.

He turned to look out the window; the sun was shining brightly, and a gentle breeze was blowing.

Only half an hour had passed in this long sentence.

Chen Zhi looked at the five-star red flag fluttering in the wind on the playground and silently calculated how many seconds were left before school ended.

Every second was torture.

Just then, the teacher on the podium suddenly clapped his hands and revealed a mysterious smile.

"Alright, kids, you've all made some new friends."

"Now, let's start our first game!"

"The punishment for the game is that whoever loses has to go on stage and perform a talent!"

Chen Zhi's heart skipped a beat.

An ominous premonition arose spontaneously.

He suddenly looked up and met Lin Wanwan's bright, expectant eyes.

Those eyes clearly said: Zhizhi, come play with me!

Chen Zhi felt a chill run down his spine and instinctively gripped the corner of the table.

This girl...

He definitely wasn't holding back a good fart.