The divorce comeback system arrived right after I was born.

Chen Zhi looked down at the conspicuous bag with its clasped hands clasped and the words "seeking the Dao" written all over its face, and his brain went blank for two seconds.

What exactly is the structure of this kid's brain?

Could carbon-based life forms really do something like this?

"Squad leader, I'm truly impressed."

Li Jiahao remained kneeling, his eyes burning with a fierce fire called "desire".

"Please teach me how to become a cool and collected person like you."

Chen Zhi's eyelids twitched violently.

"I really want to improve!"

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was giving an oath of membership in some kind of pyramid scheme.

Chen Zhi took a deep breath, barely suppressing the urge to kick him away.

"no."

Chen Zhi pointed at Li Jiahao, then at himself, his tone filled with disbelief.

"Why don't you have this much energy for studying? You've come to me to learn how to show off? Are you stupid?"

This child is ruined.

Hopeless.

Goodbye.

Without saying a word, Chen Zhi grabbed Lin Wanwan, who was still clueless and looking completely bewildered, and turned to walk towards the door.

You have to stay away from this kind of idiot.

Otherwise, it can easily lead to a decline in intelligence.

"Don't go!"

A scream came from behind.

Chen Zhigang took a step and felt his left leg sink.

I looked down.

Li Jiahao lay face down on the ground, clinging tightly to Chen Zhi's thighs with both hands, his face pressed against Chen Zhi's school pants.

"Godfather!"

Li Jiahao's cry was heart-wrenching and deeply moving; it was so powerful that it brought tears to the eyes of anyone who heard it.

"Please teach me! I don't want to be a clown anymore!"

Chen Zhi: "..."

He tried to pull his leg out.

Not moving.

Before Chen Zhi could figure out how to get rid of this idiot, Li Jiahao suddenly turned his head.

He looked at Lin Wanwan, who was standing to the side, completely petrified.

"Mother!"

The air freezes.

Lin Wanwan's beautiful almond-shaped eyes widened in shock.

Mother?

This fat guy calls Chen Zhi his godfather, but calls himself his mother?

Lin Wanwan's cheeks turned bright red at a visible speed.

Although... although she had indeed thought about her future with Chen Zhi...

but!

This is too fast!

Chen Zhi was also startled by the word "Mom".

Chen Zhi narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Jiahao with some suspicion.

Is it...

Is this also a reborn person?

He lowered his head, his expression turning serious, and asked tentatively in a low voice, "Do you know Valorant?"

Li Jiahao was stunned for a moment.

He blinked his bewildered little eyes, and the smile on his face froze.

"Wa...what the heck?"

Li Jiahao scratched his head, looking confused.

Chen Zhi stared intently into his eyes.

There was no trace of disguise.

Only pure stupidity.

Chen Zhi let out a long breath, his tense nerves instantly relaxing.

Fortunately.

These two idiots didn't get a second chance at life.

"Godfather".

Seeing that Chen Zhi didn't speak, Li Jiahao assumed he was testing his sincerity and hugged him even tighter.

"Can you tell me how I can become someone like you?"

He genuinely wanted to learn.

Not only was Chen Zhi caught by the teacher with two women on his left and right without being punished, but he also made a series of incursions into the political education office unscathed.

Li Jiahao dreams of having such a shining moment.

Chen Zhi looked down at the idiot hanging on his lap.

"Want to learn?"

Chen Zhi raised an eyebrow, his tone becoming inscrutable.

Li Jiahao nodded frantically, his eyes filled with hope.

"I want to! I dream about it!"

He gently brushed the dust off Li Jiahao's knees, his movements as tender as a kind old father.

Chen Zhi leaned close to Li Jiahao's ear and said calmly, "You'll know what to do when someone asks you that question."

Done.

Chen Zhi never looked at him again.

He took Lin Wanwan's wrist again and walked out of the old classroom.

Li Jiahao was left standing there alone.

The sunlight shone on his bewildered face.

"When someone... asks me that question?"

Li Jiahao muttered to himself, repeatedly pondering the sentence.

What does that mean?

Do I only learn how to act cool when someone begs me to teach them?

Isn't that just... obvious?

wrong!

Li Jiahao slapped his thigh suddenly.

The class monitor meant that the highest level of showing off is not to deliberately show off, but to make others admire you from the bottom of their hearts and take the initiative to ask you for advice through your own strength and aura!

In other words, the most lethal form of showing off is the subtle kind!

Got it!

I understand!

Li Jiahao trembled with excitement and bowed deeply to Chen Zhi's departing figure.

"Thank you, Godfather!"

……

Time flies, and in December, a heavy snow suddenly fell in Jiangcheng.

The entire city seemed to be put on pause, and schools even issued notices of class suspension.

Outside the window, everything was white, and snowflakes fell tirelessly, smoothing out all the sharp edges of the world.

Chen Zhi, wrapped in a thick quilt, huddled in the computer chair.

On the screen, Chen Zhi is currently at A University in Sha 2.

The police officers controlled by Chen Zhi were holding an AWP, firmly blocking the A door.

The footsteps drew closer.

coming.

Chen Zhi's brain issued the command to fire, but his hand clearly wouldn't obey.

His right index finger was stiff, and it was 0.5 seconds slow when he pressed it down.

"Bang!"

The screen is grayish-white.

The bandit crouched and pulled back, then dodged the bullet, his AK47 spitting fire, killing the enemy in one shot.

With the fall of A University, the teammates also collapsed.

Terrorists Win

"Depend on!"

Chen Zhi threw the mouse, leaned back, and slid half a meter away with the chair.

He shoved his hands into his armpits, trembling as he cursed, "If my hands weren't frozen stiff, would these noobs even be able to get out of Gate A? I'll take them one by one."

The voice just fell.

A chilling sensation suddenly pressed against the back of his neck.

"hiss--"

Chen Zhi gasped, jumping up from his chair, almost throwing off his blanket.

He turned around abruptly.

Lin Wanwan was standing behind him, her mischievous little hands still hanging in mid-air, a wicked smile on her face.

She was wearing a beige down jacket with a red scarf around her neck. Although she was dressed warmly, she was still charming and beautiful.

"Lin Wanwan!"

Chen Zhi gritted his teeth and reached up to cover the back of his neck.

"Why didn't you knock again? Is this your house or mine?"

Ever since she got the key to her own house, this girl has completely let loose.

Before, she would pretend to knock twice before entering the door, but now she treats this place like her own home, coming and going as she pleases.

Lin Wanwan completely ignored his complaints.

She had her hands behind her back, leaned slightly forward, and her bright almond-shaped eyes curved into two crescent moons.

"Chen Zhi, stop playing games."

She moved closer, and she smelled pleasantly.

"Let's go out and have some fun!"

Chen Zhi rolled his eyes, wrapped himself up tightly in the quilt, and covered himself up completely, leaving only his head sticking out.

"I'm not going."

He refused without hesitation.

"With snow falling so heavily outside, only a fool would go out and suffer. In this kind of weather, you should stay in bed and spend the rest of your life with your blankets."

With that, he turned around, ready to throw himself back into the fight against terrorism.

"Let's go—"

My sleeve was grabbed.

Lin Wanwan wrapped her arms around his and began to sway them from side to side.

"Zhizhi, come with me to build a snowman, okay?"

Zhizhi.

Upon hearing this title, Chen Zhi felt goosebumps all over his body.

Since starting junior high school, in order to maintain his "mature and steady" image, Chen Zhi strictly forbids Lin Wanwan from using this nickname in public.

Lin Wanwan was quite cooperative, and usually called him by his full name.

But whenever she needs something from someone, or wants to disgust Chen Zhi, this reduplicated word will reappear.

It is extremely lethal.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Chen Zhi put on a mask of pain and tried to pull his arm out of her clutches.

"Speak properly, don't mumble, it's making me want to throw up my breakfast."

Are you going or not?

Lin Wanwan blinked her big eyes, giving him no chance to escape.

"If you don't go, I'll tell your aunt that you spend money on games every day."

"..."

Chen Zhi stared at her.

This isn't childhood sweethearts; this is raising a living father!

But if his mom finds out he's spending money on games, he'll definitely get a beating.

There's nothing we can do; he's still a minor and is at the mercy of others.

Chen Zhi sighed and resignedly shut down the computer.

"Lin Wanwan, you really are my nemesis."

He muttered to himself as he struggled to crawl out of his warm bed.

"Why do you have to go out in this cold weather?"

Despite his constant complaining, he still obediently pulled out the long black down jacket from the closet.

Seeing this, Lin Wanwan's smile became even brighter.

She magically produced a pair of black knitted gloves from her pocket.

"Here, hold out your hand."

Chen Zhigang had just put on his down jacket, and before he could even zip it up, she grabbed his wrist.

Lin Wanwan lowered her head, focused intently, and carefully helped him put on his gloves.

Fingers slipped through the fleece lining.

For a moment, Chen Zhi was stunned.

The inside of the gloves was actually warm.

The warm temperature traveled through my fingertips, and it even carried a faint, sweet fragrance.

That was Lin Wanwan's scent.

Chen Zhi looked down at the top of her fluffy hair, and a soft spot in his heart felt like it had been gently poked.

This girl must have kept these gloves in her bosom or pocket the whole time before she came.

"alright!"

Lin Wanwan straightened the edges of his gloves and patted the back of his hand with satisfaction.

"This way it won't be cold."

She looked up, her fair face flushed with excitement, her eyes sparkling like tiny starlight.

Chen Zhi moved his fingers.

It's definitely warm.

He swallowed the complaints that were on the tip of his tongue, pulled the hood of his down jacket over his head, and zipped it all the way up, leaving only his eyes showing.

"Let's go."

Chen Zhi opened the door and went out first.

"It's not like we've never seen snow before, why do we have to go out and join in the fun?"