Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Guo'er, calm down.

"Ouch..." Yang Guo buried his face in his arms, his voice muffled but with a clear hint of amusement. "Sister Long, shouldn't you trim your nails? They're making me feel all itchy."

"Nonsense!"

Xiaolongnu was both ashamed and angry; this boy never uttered a single serious word. She increased the pressure on her hand slightly, pressing hard against the edge of the wound.

"Ouch! That hurts!"

Yang Guo shouted even louder, his body twisting and turning like a caterpillar.

"Oh~ Ah~ Be gentle~ You're hurting me~"

The voice was melodious and lingering, twisting and turning, both seductive and wanton, and utterly shameless.

Although Xiaolongnu was ignorant of worldly affairs, she had heard the descriptions in those stories and immediately felt her ears burning.

"Shut up!"

"But it's really great..." Yang Guo not only didn't shut up, but instead intensified his efforts, "Oh~ right~, right there, a little lower... a little lower... ah~ it feels so good..."

Little Dragon Girl gritted her teeth, wishing she could knock this bastard unconscious with a single slap.

She took a deep breath and silently recited a calming mantra, trying to suppress the shame and anger in her heart. But the sound seemed to have a magical power, drilling straight into her ears and disturbing her peace of mind.

That kid, he definitely did it on purpose!

A sly glint flashed in Xiaolongnu's eyes. "Since you're crying out in pain, then I'll make you really feel the pain."

She pinched Yang Guo's waist with both hands, without using any internal force, just giving it a simple twist.

"Awooo—!"

This time it was a real scream.

Yang Guo looked up abruptly, tears welling in his eyes: "Sister Long, you're murdering your husband!"

"If you keep yelling, I'll cut your tongue out," Little Dragon Girl said coldly. It was unclear whether she noticed that Yang Guo was taking advantage of her in his words, but there was a hint of a smile hidden in her eyes.

Just then.

Outside the stone chamber.

Grandma Sun was carrying a basket of freshly picked wild fruits, preparing to deliver them to the two children.

As soon as I reached the entrance of the stone chamber, I heard a series of strange noises coming from inside.

"Oh~ha~Oh my~~~~Sister~, it's light coffee..."

"The next drop...oh dear, the next drop!"

"This is so great..."

Grandma Sun paused, her steps faltering, and stood frozen in place.

She'd lived most of her life, and although she'd never eaten pork, she'd seen pigs run. That sound… that noise…

Then, recalling that the two people had just returned and immediately entered this secret room, and had even closed the stone door tightly, it became clear what was happening.

Grandma Sun's old face immediately broke into a big smile, and her wrinkles smoothed out considerably.

"Oh my, these young people nowadays, really..."

She shook her head, smiled, and put the basket on the ground. She didn't dare to knock on the door, afraid of disturbing what was going on inside.

"The girl has finally grown up."

Grandma Sun was extremely gratified.

She had always worried that her daughter's cold and aloof personality would lead her to a lonely old age. She never expected that Yang would make such progress so quickly after he arrived.

Although this place is a bit simple, people from all walks of life don't care about such things.

"Guo'er looks thin and small, but I didn't expect him to be so capable."

Grandma Sun covered her mouth and chuckled. After listening to the wall for a while longer, she confirmed that the "battle" inside was quite intense before turning away with satisfaction.

She needs to hurry and prepare some nourishing soup.

This young man is full of energy and doesn't know his own strength when he's running around. He needs to take good care of himself.

……

Inside the stone chamber.

Yang Guo was completely unaware that Granny Sun had already labeled him as "capable".

He was lying on the stone bed, enjoying the painful yet pleasurable application of medicine.

Although Xiaolongnu spoke fiercely, her actions were ultimately much gentler. The wound was carefully cleaned, medicinal powder was applied, and then it was bandaged with a clean white cloth.

"alright."

Little Dragon Girl clapped her hands, stood up, and said, "Put your clothes on."

Yang Guo slowly got up, tried to move his shoulder, and found that the pain had lessened considerably.

"Sister Long's cooking skills are truly superb," ​​Yang Guo exclaimed sincerely. "I wish I could enjoy this kind of treatment every day in the future."

Little Dragon Girl glanced at him: "Do you want to get hurt every day?"

"No, that's not it." Yang Guo chuckled, leaning closer to Xiaolongnu, his handsome face full of flattery. "I mean, if we get married in the future, this kind of intimate pleasure..."

"Shut up! Who wants to marry you?"

"What did you mean when you said outside that I'm already taken?"

Xiaolongnu seemed to recall Yang Guo's ramblings in front of everyone outside, and her face flushed slightly.

But Yang Guo didn't notice Xiaolongnu's expression at all. Instead, his heart skipped a beat as he pondered how to explain.

Then I thought again, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

If I were to directly say, "I'm taken, and that person is me," what if Sister Long got angry? Wouldn't it be awkward if we kept running into each other in this ancient tomb? It would be better to use a joke to subtly test the waters first. If she doesn't mind, then it means we're mutually attracted; if she gets angry, I'll just say it was a lie I made up to scare away a powerful enemy.

Thinking of this, Yang Guo's eyes darted around, and he deliberately put on a roguish, grinning face, moving closer: "Sister Long, think about it, those people outside are like toads trying to eat swan meat. If I don't make things clear, will they give up? When I say you're 'taken,' it naturally means that someone in this world already has you in their heart and will marry no one but you."

Little Dragon Girl paused slightly, her long eyelashes trembling, her voice revealing neither joy nor anger: "Oh? Then who is the master you're referring to?"

Yang Guo chuckled, pointed to his nose, and said exaggeratedly, "So close yet so far! Besides me, Yang Guo, who else is lucky enough to be worthy of the goddess-like Dragon Sister? I was thinking back then, if Dragon Sister really agreed to be my wife, then I—"

He paused deliberately, wanting to see Xiaolongnu's shy reaction. Little did he know that his glib tongue and winking were clearly seen by Xiaolongnu as him making fun of her!

The glimmer of hope that had risen in Xiaolongnu's heart was instantly extinguished by cold water. She had thought that this child had finally matured and had genuine feelings, but she never expected that he would use such a life-changing matter as a shield and a casual joke. In order to drive everyone away, he dared to talk nonsense about her reputation and innocence, and in the end, he even used such a mocking tone to tease her!

"So you're willing to make up stories and make fun of me just to drive everyone away?" Xiaolongnu's voice was still cold, but the chill in her tone was even more biting than the jade bed in this ancient tomb.

Before Yang Guo could react to where the chill came from, he saw a white shadow flash before his eyes. Xiaolongnu grabbed a feather duster from somewhere and pressed down on Yang Guo, who hadn't even finished dressing, pinning him firmly to the stone bed with his buttocks sticking up high.