Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Guo'er, calm down.

Yang Guo pondered whether or not to tell Xiaolongnu the pros and cons of the complete Jade Maiden Heart Sutra.

If I didn't say it, given Xiaolongnu's current skills, if that female demon Li Mochou were to return one day, she might not be able to defeat her. If she couldn't, everyone would be doomed.

But if I were to say it...

The image involuntarily surfaced in Yang Guo's mind.

Amidst the flowers.

He and Sister Long were completely honest with each other, their palms facing each other...

Gudong.

Yang Guo swallowed.

The scene was so beautiful that he dared not imagine it, yet he couldn't help but think about it.

To be honest, he wasn't ready for this yet.

Although he prided himself on being a charming and flirtatious man, when it came to getting serious, especially with a fairy like Xiaolongnu who seemed untouched by worldly affairs, he was still a little nervous.

Moreover, there is an even more important issue.

Yin Zhiping.

That stinky Taoist priest from the Quanzhen Sect, my cheap master.

According to Yang Guo's original plan, he wanted to introduce Xiaolongnü to Yin Zhiping.

Women will only slow down his speed of drawing the sword.

Before he went to Zhongnan Mountain, Yang Guo only had Rong Jie in his heart.

His goal was very clear: to practice martial arts, become stronger, and become so strong that when he openly put his arm around Sister Rong's waist, no one dared to say a word.

Even Uncle Guo couldn't do it.

But now...

Yang Guo looked at Xiaolongnu walking ahead of him.

The moonlight stretched her shadow very long.

The unexpected kiss during the day, that electric feeling, was like a feather, constantly scratching at the tip of his heart.

That was Sister Long's first kiss.

This tastes even sweeter than the peach blossom cake from Peach Blossom Island.

I didn't realize it when I was reading the book, but now that I really see Xiaolongnu as a living person, and such a stunning beauty at that, if that stinky Taoist priest were to take advantage of her, what kind of man would I, Yang Guo, be? Where would I, a transmigrator, put my face?

Why did this fine cabbage get eaten by a pig?

If anyone's going to do this, it'll be me!

Although I'm reluctant to leave Aunt Guo, I can't let go of Xiaolongnu either.

Is this what adult worries are like?

Saying "I want it all" is easy, but actually doing it requires real guts.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?"

As Xiaolongnu walked, she noticed that there was no sound behind her. When she turned around, she saw Yang Guo standing there in a daze, with an extremely lewd smile on his face.

That smile gave her the creeps.

Yang Guo was deep in thought, his mind filled with inappropriate material, and coupled with a fleeting moment of possessiveness, his mouth moved faster than his brain, blurting out:

"I'm thinking about the taste of Sister Long's lips."

As soon as the words left his mouth, Yang Guo came to his senses and wished he could slap himself.

At that moment, he felt ice-cold all over his body.

This is really the end.

Isn't this blatant harassment of an innocent young woman?

Little Dragon Girl was also stunned.

That was an accident during the day!

This brat is still savoring it?

And they even dared to say it to her face!

Even in the darkness of night, Yang Guo could clearly see a blush spreading from her neck to her ears, and then her whole face turned completely red.

That wasn't a shy blush.

It was not volcanic red, but rather the red of an impending eruption.

"What...what did you say?" Little Dragon Girl's voice trembled, clearly she was very angry.

Yang Guo swallowed hard, trying to salvage the situation: "Um, Sister Long, what I meant was... I wanted to say the moonlight is beautiful tonight, and your lips... uh, no, I mean..."

The more you describe, the darker.

Little Dragon Girl bit her lower lip, looking both ashamed and angry, her eyes practically spitting fire.

"Yang Guo! You lecherous scoundrel!"

She casually broke off a branch about the thickness of a finger from a nearby tree, her eyebrows furrowed, and she charged towards Yang Guo with gritted teeth.

"You're asking for it! I'll give you a good spanking today, or I'll change my surname to yours!"

"Holy crap! Sister, spare me!"

Yang Guo let out a strange cry and ran away.

"Don't run! Stop!"

"Only a fool would stop! Sister, I was wrong, I was being mean! But that's really what I thought!"

"How dare you say that!"

Xiaolongnu stomped her foot in anger, and with a flash, she used the lightness skill of the Ancient Tomb Sect to chase after him like a white wind.

"Snapped!"

"Awooo—!"

The sound of a sharp whipping and Yang Guo's screams echoed from the woods.

"Ouch! Ouch! Be gentle, sister! My butt's going to split!"

"It's good that it cracked! It'll teach you a lesson!"

Yang Guo, clutching his backside, leaped and bounded through the woods like a monkey, running wildly toward the entrance of the ancient tomb.

Although he was being beaten and screaming, he wasn't afraid at all.

Because he could sense that although the branch made a loud cracking sound, it wasn't carrying any internal force.

It's less of a punishment and more like an older sister disciplining her disobedient younger brother, or...

Flirting and playful banter between lovers?

As Yang Guo ran, he glanced back at the furious Xiaolongnu.

Under the moonlight, her cheeks were flushed and her hair was slightly disheveled. Her angry expression, compared to her usual cold demeanor, had a touch of warmth and made her even more captivating.

Yang Guo's lips curled into a wicked smile.

Master Yin Zhiping, I'm sorry.

I'm afraid I won't be able to tie this red thread for you, my disciple.

Sister Dragon, I'll reluctantly accept this on your behalf!

"Stop right there! Yang Guo, you stop right there!"

"No, let's go back to eat!"

The two of them, one after the other, noisily rushed into the dark entrance of the ancient tomb.

The once gloomy and silent ancient tomb seemed to have gained a unique vitality because of the two young people's playful antics.

……

Once inside the ancient tomb, Granny Sun had already prepared the meal.

Seeing Yang Guo running in panting, and Xiaolongnu behind him with a tree branch in her hand and her face flushed, Granny Sun, though not exactly an experienced woman, was worldly-wise, and a smile flashed in her cloudy old eyes.

"What's wrong? Do you need to stretch your muscles before eating?" Grandma Sun asked with a smile.

"Grandma, help! Sister Long is trying to murder...her own brother!"

Yang Guo darted behind Granny Sun, poked his head out, and made a face at Xiaolongnu.

Little Dragon Girl threw the branch aside, sat down angrily at the stone table, and snorted, "Eat! I'll deal with you after I finish eating!"

Yang Guo chuckled, and without any ceremony, sat down, picked up his bowl, and began to eat his rice.

Although my buttocks were burning with pain, the meal tasted really good.

Seeing that Xiaolongnu across from him had a stern face but still put some meat from her bowl on his plate, Yang Guo's decision became even more firm.

Whether it's the Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect or some other demons and monsters in the martial arts world.

No one can lay a finger on Sister Long.

This ancient tomb will become Yang Guo's backyard from now on.

As for the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra...

Yang Guo narrowed his eyes and shoveled a mouthful of rice into his mouth.

It seems I need to find a suitable opportunity to have a proper "discussion" with Sister Long about the academic issues related to stripping and practicing kung fu.

After all, what is this sacrifice compared to the path of martial arts?

Yang Guo felt it was his duty to do so!