Courtyard House: Drunk and tipsy, the whole courtyard exposed at the start.
Chapter 25 Mental Collapse, Da Biao Almost Gets a Pentakill
Because Xu Damao's mouth was pinched in the morning, and because "Sha Biao" doesn't really rhyme, almost no one calls him "Sha Biao" anymore.
But Zhang Dabiao completely ignored Jia Zhangshi and instead placed the glass basin in front of He Yushui.
"Rainwater, drink the milk while it's hot, it can help relieve your stomach pain. Xiaoling, you should have some too."
"This medicine is... it's aluminum magnesium carbonate chewable tablets, a Western medicine, you chew it up and swallow it."
"Take it one to two hours after meals, or before bed, or when you have a stomachache. I've written the instructions here for you. Try it first, and I'll see if I can manage it tomorrow."
But everyone's attention was focused on the bowl of white liquid that was emitting a little steam—
milk?!
Can Zhang Dabiao get his hands on milk?
It's still hot?!
In 1959, milk was not an ordinary consumer product, but a strictly controlled "nutritional product" or "health care supply" linked to status and necessity. Adults in ordinary families had almost no opportunity to drink milk daily; it mainly served the "key groups" that the state deemed most in need of protection: the next generation, the sick, and key personnel for national development.
Milk is only available to infants, patients, senior officials and workers in special occupations, diplomatic and overseas Chinese personnel, and honorary individuals!
What merit or ability does Zhang Dabiao possess?!
Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi exchanged a glance—[Has Biaozi really got connections everywhere?!]
Looking at the hot milk, the medicine, and the neatly written instructions, He Yushui burst into tears. She bit her lip, lowered her head, and tried her best not to make a sound.
For a long time, she hadn't felt any care or concern from others.
Zhang Dabiao, why are you so good to me?
How am I supposed to pay you back?!
If Zhang Dabiao knew what she was thinking, he would definitely cry foul.
In the future, whether it's the neighbor's child or the younger sister in the company, if someone is sick and you happen to have medicine, just give it to them. It's no big deal.
Even during the pandemic, neighbors would readily share fever-reducing medication, especially ibuprofen suspension for children. Adults could handle it, but children and the elderly couldn't.
Prioritizing assistance for the elderly, the infirm, the disabled, and pregnant women is an instinct ingrained in our Chinese psyche. Of course, you must first take care of your own family.
Six tablets of Daxin and two boxes of Xiaoxiang Supermarket's own brand milk, the kind you buy to reach the minimum order amount. I don't even know if the total cost is more than a bowl of spicy hot pot. Sister, are you going to repay me with your body?
Surely not?
At this moment, Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng and others rushed forward to snatch it.
"Da Biao! Why didn't you bring us some milk? Xiao Dang is counting on it to save her life! You're her uncle, you can't just ignore her!"
"I want milk! That's my milk! It's all mine! He Yushui and Xu Xiaoling, you two good-for-nothings, you're not allowed to drink it or eat it!"
Banggeng, that little white-eyed wolf, had already kicked Yushui, then reached out to grab the grape milk tablets and other snacks on the table, and even tried to take the milk bowl away.
Jia Zhangshi picked up a bowl of pre-cooked food from the table and shoveled it into her mouth.
Zhang Dabiao has exploded!
I'm so upset!
(I've already written 7 chapters! I've written 7 chapters about treating someone to a meal! I'm about to lose it!)
All I wanted to do was treat everyone to a nice meal and maybe give idiot Zhu a piece of my mind, why is that so hard?
Zhang Dabiao lost his temper again. Without any explanation, he rushed over and kicked Jia Zhangshi flying without any mercy.
Then he grabbed the boy who was eating grapes but was terrified, lifted him up and slapped him wildly!
"Eat your damn shit! Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!"
The guy was completely stunned by the beating?
I was just eating a grape, is it really that big of a deal?
As a result, he accidentally choked on a grape, and it was clear he was having difficulty breathing. Ignoring the pain on his face, he pointed to his mouth in terror, gesturing wildly but unable to speak.
Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi, and the others immediately stood up—[Oh no!]
Zhang Dabiao was dumbfounded—[I just wanted to teach him a lesson, I didn't mean to kill him! No matter how ungrateful he is, he hasn't committed such a serious crime!]
[If you want to die, go somewhere else, don't die here, okay?]
[Transmigrated into a murderer? The readers are thrilled, but what about me?]
Wandering the world? Or eating peanuts?
"My dear child!"
"Zhang Dabiao, you dare hit my mother and son? I'll kill you!"
"Zhang Dabiao, are you insane?"
"Da Mao, Guang Qi, stop him right now!"
"You're such a jerk! Zhang Dabiao, I'll make you pay with your life!"
In an instant, Qin Huairu, Jia Dongxu, Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhangshi, and others all sprang into action.
Zhang Dabiao narrowed his eyes and suddenly punched the lowest part of the sternum of the club!
[The Heimlich maneuver? You're not even worthy of that!]
In a desperate situation, we must act expediently. We'll try anything, even if it seems hopeless. If they kill me, I'll run away; if they don't, I guess this little white-eyed wolf is lucky!
Banggeng truly lived up to his reputation as the ultimate chosen one of the courtyard houses. With one punch, Grape spat out and then collapsed to the ground, wailing loudly. He was genuinely terrified.
He really didn't die!
That punch didn't make him vomit blood?!
Bad review!
——First Blood——
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu grabbed the stick and examined it from head to toe. Before they could even start cursing, Jia Dongxu had already rushed up with his fists raised.
"Zhang Dabiao, I want you—"
—Pat pa pa pa pa—
"Aren't you fucking despicable? Aren't you ...!"
With five or six slaps in a row, Zhang Dabiao knocked Jia Dongxu to the ground. He sat there, blood gushing from his nose, but seemed stunned and completely unable to react.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do?
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are!
I feel so dizzy, I'll lie down for a while.
——Double Kill——
"Zhang Dabiao, I'll take your life!"
Jia Zhangshi rushed over like a madwoman, lowered her head and aimed for Zhang Dabiao's lower back!
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu rushed over from the other side in a hurry. Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi grabbed Sha Zhu, but Yi Zhonghai's residual authority as an "old man" was still there, and the two of them were not stopped.
Just as Liu Pangpang stepped out, Yan Laokou was about to stop him, but—
Zhang Dabiao made a slight, elegant turn, smoothed his non-existent bangs (which had been cut off), grabbed Jia Zhangshi by the back of the collar, and casually shoved her toward Yi Zhonghai, who had just broken out of the encirclement and was still a little unsteady.
—Thump—
"Huh?!"
"Ouch!"
The two men collided head-on, immediately slid to the ground, and passed out.
——Triple kill——
——Quadra kill——
"Old man?!" Sha Zhu's eyes turned red. He used brute force to break free from Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi's tug-of-war and charged towards Zhang Dabiao, his fist fully charged at his lower back!
"Silly brother, no!"
Zhang Dabiao, utterly fearless, picked up a stool and smashed it on the spot, then pointed at Sha Zhu with a broken stool leg studded with splinters.
"Do you want to die?!"
"I'm asking you, do you fucking want to die today?!"
I originally intended to smash it on his head, but the rain stopped me.
"Da Biao, Brother Biao..."
Tears streamed down her face as she frantically shook her head, clutching Zhang Dabiao's sleeve.
Meanwhile, the idiot Zhu on the other side was also held back by Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi. They weren't afraid that Zhang Dabiao would get beaten up, but they could clearly feel that Zhang Dabiao had gone berserk, holding a broken stool leg—if this continued, someone would have to die, and then things would get out of control!
In the end, Zhang Dabiao restrained himself a bit.
Because beating up his brother in front of a young girl could result in bloodshed on the spot...
Eh...
Zhang Dabiao still softened his heart.
What a pity, almost a pentakill.
"Come on! Who's afraid of who?! Today, one of us has to die..."
Sha Zhu was still struggling and shouting frantically, but suddenly, he froze.
Because of Guangtian Guangfu, one of them also dismantled a broken stool leg, chewing on what was in his mouth while glancing at Shazhu with a sinister look.
Without saying a word, he just stared at you, then clapped his hands with the broken chair leg, as if testing its strength.
Guangfu, on the other hand, was picking at the burrs, trying to create a perfectly sharp shape.
Not only that, even the stingy Yan Jiecheng stepped forward, directly blocking between Sha Zhu and Zhang Dabiao, his hands tucked into his sleeves, and jokingly said in a roguish tone, "Sha Zhu, Dabiao's was called self-defense. Who told the Jia family to steal things?"
"You dare touch one of them today? You still want to bully our Brother Da Biao?"
"Would you like to see what 'collective self-defense' really means?"
That wasn't the end of it. Qi Datou and Zhong Xiaohu from the backyard and the main house, as well as Tian Liugen from the front yard's hallway, all came over. The noise from the backyard was too loud, so they all ran out to watch.
A bunch of teenagers, they don't know their own strength when they hit, plus Xu Damao, Liu Guangqi, and Yan Jiecheng, three adults.
The eight people just stood there, staring straight at Sha Zhu.
The first time, before the three old men could even react, the young people teamed up!
The rain rushed past and blocked Sha Zhu's way, who shook his head frantically at Zhang Dabiao while tears streamed down his face.
"Rebellion! Murder! My silly Zhuzi!" The old deaf woman staggered out of the house, leaning on her cane. When she saw Yi Zhonghai lying unconscious on the ground with Shazhu surrounded, she panicked.
But Zhang Dabiao just smashed the old deaf man's carved door and glass together with a stool leg without any hesitation! It was an unexpected revenge for the broken window glass earlier.
—A complete mess—
"Get inside! This is none of your business!"
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