Courtyard House: Drunk and tipsy, the whole courtyard exposed at the start.
Chapter 271 Sha Zhu was so scared by Da Mao that he wet himself and got a beating.
"Om Mani Padme Hum Samaya Bhamu Balaya"
Banzasattvadenobadichazezhuomeibawa
Sutakayo Mibawa
Supokayo Mebawa
Anura Dome Bawa
"Savasidimamejaya cha".
Then the entire courtyard inexplicably fell silent.
Although the sound in front was like chanting, and Sha Zhu was quite nervous in the dark, the sound was not too frightening because it was not fast or slow.
Just as Sha Zhu was about to turn back, Xu Damao suddenly darted over and shone a flashlight from under his chin upwards!
And just then, the music started playing—"Sawa Karma Sujame Jidang Xirui Yang Guru Hum"
Hahahaha Huo
Just as that "hahahaha" came out, Xu Damao was making a face with a flashlight, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes!
Holy crap!
Sha Zhu's hair stood on end!
"Holy shit!"
Without a word, he threw a punch, causing Xu Damao's nose to bleed profusely. The two then began to fight, with Sha Zhu yelling wildly as he punched, "I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
Zhang Dabiao quickly stepped forward and kicked Sha Zhu aside in a few swift movements. If the beating continued, Xu Damao would really be beaten to death by Sha Zhu!
Strangely, Sha Zhu didn't fight back or say anything. He just tucked his legs together in an extremely bizarre posture and quickly ran back, then closed the door and bolted it shut in one smooth motion.
This really confused everyone.
What's going on? This isn't like Sha Zhu at all!
Then, everyone smelled a faint odor of urine in the air—
Holy crap?
Sha Zhu was so scared he peed himself?!
Zhang Dabiao was dumbfounded. Wasn't this going a bit too far?
Looking at Xu Damao's blood-covered face, Zhang Dabiao sighed – Serves him right!
Didn't you know that scaring someone can kill them?
"Xiaoling, drag your brother back. Guangtian, lend a hand."
"Okay, Da Biao."
Helpless, Xu Xiaoling and Liu Guangtian helped Xu Damao back home. He deserved the beating.
The remaining neighbors looked at each other, feeling both scared and wanting to leave, but they were also afraid to leave. They felt more at ease knowing that there were more people there waiting for Director Wang's people to arrive.
Then Zhang Dabiao looked at Liu Guangqi: "Guangqi, do you want to go take a look?"
Liu Guangqi's face turned pale: "I have a child with me, this isn't appropriate, this isn't appropriate..."
"Jiecheng, would you like to go take a look?"
"Um, I'm from the Foreign Languages Department, I'm just here to join in the fun."
Zhang Dabiao gave him a disdainful look, and then, in front of everyone, swaggered past him.
"Big Brother Biao! Danger! Come back!"
"Da Biao, don't go!"
Qin Jingru and He Yushui were squeezing and shouting, but Zhang Dabiao waved his hand behind him and said, "The Master did not speak of strange phenomena, physical prowess, disorder, or spirits."
"There are no ghosts in this world! It's all feudal superstition!"
"Watch me break it so easily!"
"How dare this petty evil spirit try to teach a fish to swim?"
"Great Mighty Heaven—"
I almost said it offhand.
Zhang Dabiao stood there pretending to listen for a while, but in reality, once it quieted down, everyone could hear a broken and noisy electronic sound.
After listening for a while, Zhang Dabiao even started singing along: "The Three Realms?"
"Four continents, nothing to ask for?!"
The group exchanged worried glances—[What is all this?]
"Rain, bring me a notebook and pen, I'll write it down."
"Huh?"
Zhang Dabiao, do you have to be so carefree?
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After the street office staff took Yan Bugui and a panting Liu Pangpang to find Director Wang, the group finally arrived.
Liu Pangpang was almost out of breath. Yan Bugui dared not let him ride the bicycle because of his size; the bicycle would collapse immediately.
Liu Pangpang—【Why the hell did you call me out if you wouldn't let me get on the bicycle?】
When the group arrived at the courtyard with flashlights, they saw the neighbors hiding in the covered walkway, shining their flashlights on Zhang Dabiao, who was writing furiously with his ear pressed against the wall.
"Zhang Dabiao, what are you doing?"
"I'll listen to it sing and try to memorize the lyrics, okay?"
Upon hearing this, the three old men, everyone in the courtyard, Director Wang, and a group of street office staff all held Zhang Dabiao in high esteem!
That's really something!
"Are you crazy?! Are you out of your mind?!"
Director Wang pulled Zhang Dabiao back, then looked at his notebook, which read—
"There is no one in the Three Realms and Four Continents who cannot be saved;"
……
Om Mani Padme Hum;
……
You fear that you may come, but you may not be able to leave!
... "
Anyway, he jotted down some random bits and pieces, which gave Director Wang a headache. She asked Zhang Dabiao, "Aren't you afraid...?"
"Are there really ghosts?"
Zhang Dabiao suddenly became serious: "I am a socialist, red successor!"
"A staunch fighter for materialism!"
"Even if there really are demons and monsters, I'll make sure they never return!"
"What's so special about ghosts and monsters? Does he even have a division?"
Director Wang was speechless...
What are you even talking about?
And it's so damn righteous, it's hard to refute.
"Why are you memorizing all this stuff?"
"We're collecting evidence for you guys. Regardless of whether it's a demon or a monster, whatever it's saying, we have to write it down first and figure out what it's trying to say, right?"
Director Wang looked at the notebook and said something that made a lot of sense, but he couldn't understand it.
So she led her team forward and listened quietly; there really was a sound.
Director Wang wanted to run away immediately, but he managed to hold back.
She's the director of the neighborhood committee! If she's gone, doesn't that confirm that something really is wrong?
That's not possible.
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go listen, and there really was a sound!
Someone is singing here!
There's also an instrumental track!
But nobody's there!
Zhang Dabiao, not content with just stirring things up, said, "Right here, on this wall, this side is where the loudest sound is!"
The group mustered their courage, pressed their ears against the wall, listened for a while, nodded to each other, and then immediately stepped back.
So weird!
The sound was indeed the loudest from this side, or rather, it was coming from the wall.
The group retreated and discussed the matter in the central courtyard.
"Da Biao, what do you think?"
Zhang Dabiao was a little embarrassed—[I'm not Yuan Fang, how am I supposed to judge?]
Of course I just stood there and watched, enjoying it all. I'm the one who started this whole thing.
He scratched his head and said, "Or, there's... there's feudal superstition on that wall!"
"Of course we must fight against feudal superstition to the end! Smash it, smash it to pieces! Then there will be nothing left."
Upon hearing this, the Jia family members turned green with anger! They immediately jumped out and loudly objected—
"No, absolutely not!"
"The door to our house was opened first, but the neighborhood committee wouldn't allow it and sealed it off again—and now they're going to smash it? Wouldn't that just be a waste of money?"
"And you knocked down my wall in the dead of November, where are we supposed to live?"
You can't just smash their wall!
"Then I can't help it, Director Wang. I'll go back to sleep now."
"Huh?" Director Wang was also stunned. What did that mean?
"You're going back already?"
They just dumped this mess on me?
I still want to run away.
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