He had just been reborn when he was imprisoned by his nemesis, the Empress?
Chapter 67 Truth or Dare
Xu Yi sat on the corner of the bed and nodded after listening.
"hold head high."
Su Qingluan's temple throbbed as she stared at Xu Yi and said...
"Xu Yi, you're dead..."
"Hey hey hey! A gentleman uses words, not fists, you know that? You know that!!!"
Before he could finish speaking, Su Qingluan had already pounced on him. Xu Yi only felt a blur before his eyes, and then she pinned him down firmly.
......
After an incense stick has burned.
The bedchamber was quiet, save for the muttering of Xu Yi, now reduced to a miniature version of himself.
He was held in Su Qingluan's arms, and she was rubbing his face vigorously.
"You perverted freak!"
Xu Yi's face was rubbed red, and he reached out to touch his sore bottom.
Su Qingluan chuckled softly, pinching his soft cheek with her fingertips, her tone slightly mischievous.
"Who told you to displease me? Let me tell you, you won't be back to normal for the rest of the day."
Xu Yi gritted his teeth, stretched out his chubby little hand, and punched her leg hard.
Su Qingluan seemed pleased, and lowered her head to bite his round face, leaving a shallow tooth mark.
Then he slowly got up and casually dropped another piece of bad news.
"And I have even worse news for you. I'm going out today, and you will be held by my side all day."
Xu Yi merely pursed his lips, his small face expressionless, and with a look of disgust, he touched his face and uttered three words.
"It doesn't matter."
Su Qingluan was stunned for a moment, then leaned closer with some surprise, her nose almost touching his forehead.
"Huh? Is it really Xu Yi? Have you been possessed?"
She gently stroked Xu Yi's face with her fingertips; the soft touch made her want to keep touching him.
"I thought you would be struggling and crying out no in my arms."
Xu Yi lowered his head and sighed.
"What's the point of me resisting? I might as well not resist at all."
Su Qingluan was amused by his resigned look, and she leaned down to kiss his soft cheek, her tone full of pleasure.
"Hmm...so cute."
Xu Yi quickly reached out to push her face away, but his arms were too short to reach her.
"Stop kissing me!"
Upon hearing this, Su Qingluan feigned disgust, released her grip, and placed him on the soft couch. With a gentle flick of her finger, she slowly transformed him back into his human form.
"If you don't want to kiss, then don't kiss. Why are you being so fierce?"
Xu Yi was stunned for a moment, subconsciously touched his face, and looked at Su Qingluan with some confusion.
"Huh? Why are you suddenly being so merciful?"
Su Qingluan glanced at him sideways.
"What? You want to continue being a little one and have me hold you all day? Is my embrace really that comfortable?"
Xu Yi quickly waved his hand, looking somewhat embarrassed.
"Comfortable? It's just so-so. I'm just a little confused."
Su Qingluan looked at him with a half-smile, her tone carrying a hint of ambiguity.
"You're so-so. But don't rub against me every night. Sometimes you even bury your face in my chest."
"Most of the time, it was you who forcibly hugged me, okay...?"
......
Half an hour later.
A luxurious carriage is traveling above the clouds.
The carriage was surrounded by spiritual energy, which isolated it from the strong winds from the outside.
Inside the carriage, Xu Yi leaned back on the soft pillows, watching Su Qingluan leisurely sipping her tea, and finally couldn't help but ask.
Where are we going?
Upon hearing this, Su Qingluan casually raised her eyes.
"make a sightseeing tour."
Xu Yi slapped his forehead and rolled his eyes helplessly.
"Okay, I knew it."
This woman has only ever known how to have fun in her life; I've never even seen her cultivate.
The carriage was quiet for a moment.
Su Qingluan, idly stretching, her graceful figure outlining alluring curves, looked at Xu Yi and asked...
"I'm so bored, do you have anything fun to do?"
Xu Yi picked at his ear and thought for a moment.
Truth or Dare.
A hint of curiosity flashed in Su Qingluan's eyes. She tilted her head and looked at him, her tone tinged with doubt.
"Truth or Dare? What...is this?"
Xu Yi sat up straight and began to explain to her.
"It's simple. Let's play rock-paper-scissors or draw lots first. The loser has to choose truth or dare."
"If you choose truth, you have to answer the other person's question honestly and you can't lie."
"If you choose Truth or Dare, you have to do one thing the other person asks you to do unconditionally; you can't cheat."
As he spoke, he observed Su Qingluan's expression, noticing that her phoenix eyes were slightly narrowed and a hint of interest played at the corners of her lips.
I knew she was interested.
Su Qingluan lightly tapped the table in the carriage with her fingertips, making a crisp sound. She raised an eyebrow and asked...
"What if the other person cheats or can't do it?"
Xu Yi shrugged and said, "Double Dao..."
"That's easy, the loser can be disposed of by the winner."
In fact, Xu Yi had many questions he wanted to ask Su Qingluan, but she usually didn't say anything or just gave him the runaround.
Upon hearing this, Su Qingluan smiled brightly, her eyes shining with an astonishing brilliance. She uttered two words crisply and decisively.
"Okay! Come on."
Xu Yi's eyes darted around, and he quickly waved his hand.
"Stop playing rock-paper-scissors, let's draw lots! We'll use sticks as lots, whoever gets the shortest one loses."
After all, Su Qingluan's level of skill was too high, and her reaction speed was ridiculously fast.
I have absolutely no advantage in rock-paper-scissors, but at least drawing lots gives me a chance to try my luck.
Seeing this, Su Qingluan chuckled and didn't expose his little scheme. She extended her fingertip out the window and gently gestured towards a dense forest passing below.
Two wooden sticks came flying through the wind and landed steadily in her palm.
She casually brushed the dust off the wooden stick and handed it to Xu Yi.
"Here you go, it's ready."
Xu Yi took the stick, turned his back, and quickly broke one of them off, holding the two sticks of different lengths in his palm.
Placed in front of Su Qingluan, who had her eyes closed.
"Choose one."
Su Qingluan casually flicked her slender, white fingertips and pinched the shorter one just right.
"Haha, you lost!"
Xu Yi immediately shouted excitedly, leaning forward and eagerly asking further questions.
"I want to ask you the truth! Why was I reborn as a mortal, while you are a Supreme Realm expert?"
Su Qingluan visibly stiffened upon hearing this question.
She was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly lunged forward, burying her head in Xu Yi's lap. Her shoulders trembled slightly, and her voice was muffled, carrying a hint of playfulness.
"Ugh... I can't answer. Little Xu Yi, punish me as you see fit. Do whatever you want with me."
Upon hearing this, Xu Yi was so angry that he wanted to throw Su Qingluan out.
Punish her? How can I punish her myself?
Try hitting her; her body is tougher than any divine weapon. Your own hands will be ruined before you can even hurt her.
If you scold her, she won't feel bad; she'll actually feel good.
Xu Yi reached out and grabbed a strand of Su Qingluan's long hair, but didn't dare to use too much force, gritting his teeth and growling.
"No! You have to answer!"
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