The spell's range covers the entire territory of China? Hand it over to the state.
Chapter 20 Global Defense Breakthrough
At this very moment, countless eyes are glued to the screens in live streams on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, and even the dark web.
Just minutes ago, Western viewers were scrolling through comments like "the crushing power of civilization" and "giving Longxia a little shock." But now, staring at the screen, their minds are a complete blank.
The official Poseidon livestream screen appeared to have crashed, displaying only a blank white image.
But this is not a signal interruption, because the sound is still there.
What a hellish symphony that was!
"Fuck! Don't push me! That's my flight path! Hard to right! Hard to right!"
"God, what did I bump into? It was soft... no, it was iron! Damn iron!"
"Help! Who's pushing my butt?! Oh no, not there!"
"Creak—"
"Thump!!"
Accompanied by hysterical screams, followed by a series of teeth-grinding metallic tearing sounds, and a dull, thunderous crash.
In the comments section, anxiety and panic are spreading rapidly, with millions of comments appearing in just a few minutes.
What on earth happened? Everything was fine just now! God, was that loud bang an explosion?
[Damn it, did the Dragonxia people use nuclear weapons? Or maybe a banned electromagnetic pulse weapon?]
[Don't be silly, upstairs. EMP can turn the screen white? That's clearly a weather weapon! The people of Longxia have mastered evil witchcraft to control the weather!]
[I knew Commander Long Xia was suspicious! His smile was too sinister! This is definitely a trap! This is murder!]
[Send reinforcements immediately! Is our fleet about to be completely wiped out? What is the Pentagon doing?]
This is a crime! This is a declaration of war against the civilized world! Long Xia must be held accountable!
A well-known UFO conspiracy theorist blogger, Smith, who claims to be a former senior advisor to Area 51, is posting frantically on Twitter analyzing the situation: "This massive signal jamming and visual obstruction cannot possibly be Earth's current technology! I speculate that what's appearing over Dragon Tooth Island is definitely an 'extraterrestrial phase field,' and we are witnessing a real interstellar invasion! They're here!"
While Western netizens were conjuring up hundreds of scenarios of "Eastern sorcery" or "alien invasion," and some even started digging air-raid shelters in their backyards.
On the Chinese internet, a live stream room called "Zhenhai" by Long Xia suddenly lit up.
There was no warm-up or countdown; it was straight out of the camera in 4K high definition without any editing.
This sudden appearance of the light caused a massive influx of over 100 million impatient Longxia netizens, instantly freezing the server for a full five seconds.
Once the video stream returned to normal, everyone was stunned.
The live stream camera was pointed directly at the waters off Dragon Tooth Island. With the skill effect "Insightful Observation," the dense fog resembled a thin veil; although it existed, it did not obstruct vision at all, but instead added a hazy, filter-like beauty to the sea.
Beneath this "aesthetic filter," a scene is unfolding that is worthy of being recorded in the history of naval warfare—in the comedic category, of course.
The scene was absolutely chaotic.
It was as if a mischievous giant hand had reached into this sea area and was treating these dozens of steel warships like rubber ducks in a bathtub, stirring them wildly.
On the screen, the once invincible nuclear-powered aircraft carrier "Poseidon" was now wobbling and drawing circles on the sea like a fat man who had drunk two kilograms of fake liquor.
The most amazing part is its rear end.
The French corvette "Jeanne d'Arc" had its bow deeply embedded in the aircraft carrier's torpedo protection belt, like a pendant, clinging tightly to the carrier's tail.
To their left, two destroyers, of unknown origin, clashed head-on like two bulls locked in a fierce battle, billowing thick black smoke.
Further away, a French submarine, for reasons unknown, chose to surface urgently, only to bump right into its own supply ship, causing it to capsize by thirty degrees. As a result, items on the deck fell into the sea like dumplings.
Meanwhile, the Longxia destroyer was quietly parked to the side, less than two nautical miles from the center of the chaos.
On the deck, some sailors were eating sunflower seeds, some were pointing through binoculars, and a few were taking selfies with their phones.
Lin Weiguo sat imposingly at the bow of the ship, watching the spectacle with a smile, and even occasionally picked up the microphone to give the "blind men" on the other side an impromptu commentary.
The stark contrast created a brief vacuum in the entire Longxia network.
Everyone seemed unable to believe their eyes.
Is that... all there is to it?
Is this the invincible fleet that is said to be able to sweep across the seven seas and make the world tremble?
A few seconds later, the barrage of comments exploded like a tsunami breaking through a dam.
[Holy crap! Holy crap! Is this really happening? Someone pinch me!]
[Hahaha! This is hilarious! Let's see who dares to say our Commander Lin is faking an accident now? It's clearly the other party's entire crew driving under the influence! Where are the traffic police? Come out and issue them tickets!]
[Hey you foreigners, don't go! Is this what you call "the oppressive feeling of the civilized world"? This is it? This is it? This looks like a giant bumper car race at sea!]
[As everyone knows, the reefs in Longxia are voice-activated. Just now, Commander Lin shouted "Left," and the reef actually moved to the left. That's called obedience! That's called great power deterrence!]
[Holy crap, "The gates of hell are open over there!" Commander Lin's voice acting is amazing, he should debut right now! That supply ship is so obedient!]
Is this the legendary "blind man catching fish"? This isn't a combined fleet, it's more like a circus troupe at sea!
[The US: Although my ship rammed, I maintained my freedom of navigation with style. Let's see how they handle this!]
Cool!
That was fucking awesome!
The frustration of having a warship driven to one's doorstep and being humiliated vanished in an instant.
Seeing the steel behemoth that usually flaunts its power and constantly uses "freedom of navigation" to disgust people, now crashing, running aground, and smoking like a swarm of headless flies, netizens in Longxia felt like their skulls were about to fly away.
What year is this eve?
Some sharp-eyed netizens even noticed a detail:
Look at the deck of the Poseidon! Isn't that their commander, George? He looks like he's rolling around in the air?
[Hahaha! Seriously! He's in a fit of impotent rage! Wasn't he just about to open champagne? Now he'll be drinking seawater!]
Soon, some "enthusiastic" netizens from Longxia uploaded the high-definition video to Twitter and YouTube, and thoughtfully added bilingual subtitles in Chinese and English, with an extremely offensive title: "Shocking! The Seven Seas Joint Fleet held a 'bumper car' friendly race in the South China Sea, and the scene was brutal!"
After the video was released, Western netizens who were initially speculating whether they had encountered aliens were completely devastated.
[Impossible! This is definitely special effects! It's CG composite by the Dragon Xia people!]
Why is the fog so thin in their view? Why can't we see anything? Cheating! This is blatant cheating! Where is the referee?
[Oh my god, that circling ship looks like ours... How embarrassing! I wanted to tear up my passport!]
[That damn George! What is he directing? Is he trying to turn the fleet into a scrap metal yard? That's taxpayers' money!]
This isn't just a defeat, it's a humiliation! That Commander Longxia was even drinking tea!
Even more extreme, some people took Lin Weiguo's underworld voiceover, "I am the Earth God... I am in so much pain..." and paired it with a dynamic electronic music rhythm to create a bizarre video called "George's Nightmare," which quickly went viral around the world and even topped the trending charts on TikTok, becoming the most addictive background music of the year.
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