Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

After several rounds of clinking glasses, the wine jars were already empty, and Xie Xiaoyi and the other two were all quite drunk.

Lu Fang put his arm around Hu Si's shoulder and laughed, while Hu Si mumbled, "Amitabha, the wine... is delicious!"

Xie Xiaoyi leaned against the door frame, suppressing the inexplicable and inexplicable anger within him.

Because it was already the time when the gong sounded at midnight.

Finally, someone suggested going back to the room to sleep.

So the three of them waved goodbye and staggered into their own rooms.

Before he could even take off his shoes, his snoring soon mingled with the chirping of insects outside the window.

The next day, as dawn broke, the three of them slowly woke up from their hangover headaches.

The three exchanged a few pleasantries in the courtyard of the inn before reluctantly saying their goodbyes.

Lu Fang returned to the Zhenwu Dao Sect, Hu Si returned to Dajue Temple, and Xie Xiaoyi planned to stay in Wangjiang River for two days to enjoy the scenery before heading to the East Sea.

He wanted to see the beautiful scenery of "Fuyu Mountain" in the East China Sea, and perhaps even have the chance to meet Xie Lingyun, the most beautiful woman in the world back then.

After seeing Lu Fang and Hu Si off, Xie Xiaoyi returned to the inn, ate a bowl of congee, and was overcome by the hangover. He went back to his room and fell asleep immediately.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already past midnight, and the moonlight filled the windowpane.

After the third strike of the midnight watchman's clapper, Xie Xiaoyi suddenly felt a surge of intense heat explode in his dantian.

A surge of true energy burst forth from his body, burning his eyes until they turned bloodshot, his blood vessels throbbing, and evil fire shooting straight to the top of his head.

He let out a low roar, smashed the window frame with his palm, and flew out of the window like a swallow, his toes barely touching the ground as he ran wildly along the bluestone slabs.

After running for twenty or thirty miles in one breath, the road under my feet gradually changed from a desolate wilderness path to a cobblestone street.

Xie Xiaoyi stumbled and stopped, finding himself deep inside an unfamiliar town, with a secluded alleyway right in front of him.

Just as he was wondering where to go, he suddenly heard a woman's mournful wailing coming from the shadows at the end of the alley.

Xie Xiaoyi rushed over with red eyes and bumped into a man in blue who was pinning a girl against the wall and tearing at her clothes with a sinister grin.

It's him?

"You lecherous scoundrel!" Xie Xiaoyi's voice was as cold as a blade. "I never expected to run into you here?"

The man turned around, was stunned when he saw who it was, and then burst into wild laughter:

"Eastern lewdness, western vulgarity, southern debauchery, northern lust, and Xiao Yi! Xie Xiao Yi, you coward, you've been hiding for a whole year, and you've finally decided to show your face?!"

Xie Xiaoyi glanced at Dong Yin, a smirk playing on his lips: "A little over a year? It's just been traveling around."

Dong Yin chuckled and tightened his grip, causing the girl to groan in pain: "Oh? So you're willing to give up your old ways as a flower thief?"

"Leave her?" Xie Xiaoyi's fingertips trembled slightly as he suppressed his evil aura. His gaze fell on the girl. "Isn't she out looking for some business—give her to me!"

Dong Yin grinned as if he'd heard the biggest joke in the world: "What a joke! This is my prey, why should I give it to you?"

Xie Xiaoyi seemed to have completely changed his demeanor, and said with a wicked smile, "You give it to me, and I'll give it back to you after I'm done, okay?"

Dong Yin frowned and sneered, "Do I look like the kind of guy who'd clean up your leftovers?"

"A young punk?"

Xie Xiaoyi laughed wildly, his laughter filled with arrogance: "I joined 'Heaven on Earth' when I was nine years old, and started roaming the underworld at thirteen. Compared to me, you're just a little brother."

Having said that, he glided across with his toes touching the ground.

Dong Yin spat, picked up the girl in his arms, and then stomped off the ground, leaping out of the alley.

Xie Xiaoyi cursed under his breath, gathered his energy, and chased after him. Evil energy surged in his meridians, and his speed increased several times over.

Dongyin walked ahead, stepping on the roof tiles, then turned back and laughed wildly at him:

"Xie Xiaoyi! Don't forget, we both come from the Heavenly Realm and share Yan Fanyun's lightness skill! Do you think you can easily catch up with me?!"

Xie Xiaoyi was driven mad by the evil energy, and his voice began to become hoarse.

"Dongyin, I'll fuck your mother! If I can't get the girl you're holding today, I'm not Xie Xiaoyi."

Dong Yin ran while turning back and squinting with a smile:

"Go ahead and do it. My mother is over sixty. If you like it, take it. You'd better take care of me in my old age and see me off when I die. I'll call you Dad!"

Xie Xiaoyi was so captivated by the evil aura that he couldn't extricate himself, and his pace quickened. But he hadn't run more than a few steps when a furious shout suddenly rang out behind him:

"Xie Xiaoyi! I can't believe I've been looking for you for a whole year, and you've finally dared to show your face!"

Xie Xiaoyi froze, his inner energy momentarily disrupted. Turning around, he saw a figure in purple robes, radiating a sharp sword intent, rushing towards him—

It was Murong Wei from the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect.

Her long sword pointed diagonally at the ground, its cold light reflecting the overwhelming hatred in her eyes, as she suddenly drew closer.

Xie Xiaoyi was startled. How did he run into her?

On second thought, it makes sense. This is the direction back to the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect, so it's understandable that she stays at this small town inn.

It must have been because I said "My name isn't Xie Xiaoyi" too loudly, which attracted her here.

His heart skipped a beat, and he knew something was wrong—

Without further ado, he swiftly pulled the rooted human skin mask from his robes.

With a flick of his fingers, he smeared the substance on her face, then pressed down hard on her wrist, instantly reverting to his old ways when he committed the crime.

Then he turned around and looked again. Behind the woman in purple, Yun Qianxun, dressed in pure white, was lightly touching the ground with her toes, her figure following closely behind like drifting snowflakes.

His expression was as cold and aloof as jade under the moon. His gaze swept over Xie Xiaoyi without the slightest ripple, yet it exuded an otherworldly and imposing aura.

Xiao Lingyun was the last to arrive, his brows furrowed, his hand on the hilt of his sword, and a faint sword intent emanating from his body.

He stared intently at Xie Xiaoyi, his eyes blazing with anger.

He was eager to avenge Murong Wei, but also afraid that she might act impulsively and fall into the hands of this madman again.

"Tsk, what a coincidence!" Xie Xiaoyi grinned, touched his back teeth with the tip of his tongue, and changed his voice.

"Heroine Murong Wei, are you thinking of my second chance at love again?"

Murong Wei trembled with rage upon hearing this, her purple robes fluttering in the wind. "Xie Xiaoyi! You shameless scoundrel, prepare to die!"

Dong Yin was surprised when he saw this.

Did Xie Xiaoyi just call out the name Murong Wei?

Isn't that Cui Juqing's female disciple from the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect?

Murong Wei and Yun Qianxun were known as the "Twin Beauties of Kunlun," and this guy actually took her for a second time?

Damn it, no wonder he can be the head of the Five Evils. I thought it was bold enough that I only picked Yun Jianxue from the Middle Eight Gates "Hanhai Sword".

He actually dared to attack a female disciple of the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect, one of the three sects above.

Hey!

I'll never surpass him in this lifetime!

Dong Yin knew that the three Kunlun disciples who were hot on his heels were exceptionally strong, and he didn't want to provoke the people of Xi Kunlun like that madman Xie Xiaoyi.

But carrying this girl means we can't run fast. What if one of the three disciples of Kunlun catches up with us?

With no other option, he immediately threw the girl into a side alley, lightly touched the rooftop with his toes, and dashed towards the dense forest outside the town, disappearing in an instant.

Although the girl fell flat on her back, she was fortunate enough to retain her virginity thanks to Xiao Yi.