Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Chapter 118 Calculating Bra Size in a Game of Life and Death

Seeing this, Xie Xiaoyi's expression remained unchanged, and he waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "No problem, no problem."

Just as the entire room fell silent, Li Qiaoyun, dragging her daughter, stumbled out and knelt down before Xie Xiaoyi with a thud.

"My benefactor! You got into this mess because of my two daughters!"

Everyone in town has heard how formidable these two gentlemen are. Even the strongest fists can't fight four hands; you're probably going to... suffer a loss today!

As Li Qiaoyun spoke, she kowtowed heavily, her forehead touching the ground, her voice choked with emotion:

"I, Li Qiaoyun, will remember this kindness for the rest of my life! Thank you in advance, my benefactor!"

"Please get up!" Xie Xiaoyi's smile faded slightly as he quickly stepped forward to help Li Qiaoyun up.

His movements were uninhibited, yet his palm landed precisely on Li Qiaoyun's chest, his fingers lightly brushing against the soft curve through the thin fabric.

Uh-huh!

I can't let a good deed go unpunished, so I'll consider this freeloading as her way of repaying me.

He was secretly pleased, but said only polite words:

"Sister-in-law, get up quickly. It's no big deal. They're just two skilled fighters. They can't possibly stump his 'father'!"

When Li Qiaoyun was helped up, her cheeks were slightly flushed. She assumed it was Xie Xiaoyi's unintentional act and did not consider the potential dangers of the world.

Xie Xiaoyi pushed Li Qiaoyun and her daughter to the edge of the crowd. Before his fingers could withdraw from the soft, smooth touch, a series of cracking sounds came from behind him.

Zuo Songxing clenched his fists so tightly they cracked, and the muscles in his arms bulged, clearly indicating that he had pushed his internal energy to its limit.

A gust of air rippled from beneath You Songyue's feet, revealing his terrifyingly solid foundation in his lower body.

"Oh no! If that punch and kick lands, it'll probably crush him into a pulp!"

"The two heroes of Qianjin Pavilion truly live up to their reputation; it seems there's no escaping this!"

"Ba Ba is probably going to lose this time. What a pity for such a loyal guy!"

The gamblers gasped in shock, and many instinctively closed their eyes, unable to bear the sight of the carnage that was about to unfold.

Li Qiaoyun's face was ashen, one hand covering her daughter's eyes, the other hand's nails digging deeply into her palm.

A rare hint of seriousness appeared on Xie Xiaoyi's usually nonchalant face.

Mei Hua Yao Yao raised an eyebrow and sneered, "Hmph! Finally scared? Still as roguish as before!"

But what she didn't know was that Xie Xiaoyi's serious expression was actually because he was calculating Li Qiaoyun's bra size.

Um--

If the difference between the upper bust measurement and the lower bust measurement is 10 centimeters, then it's an A cup.

For every 2.5 centimeters increase in this value, one cup size is added.

so?

Should Li Qiaoyun be C?

No, no, it should be D.

hiss.......

For the first time, Xie Xiaoyi began to doubt his own judgment.

Zuo Songxing assumed he was scared, and suddenly roared, "It's too late to be scared now, brat, prepare to die!"

Having said that, he thrust his fists, accompanied by the sound of wind breaking, straight at Xie Xiaoyi's face. The force of his punches was so fierce that the candlelight in the gambling house flickered violently.

Almost simultaneously, You Songyue stomped her foot on the ground, her right leg taut like a steel whip, and swept towards Xie Xiaoyi's lower body.

One attacked from above, the other from below, their fists and legs working together flawlessly, a blend of ferocity and speed, their aura so fierce it was suffocating.

Xie Xiaoyi frowned.

Forget it, since we can't figure it out now, there will be plenty of opportunities to do it when we get back. Let's focus on the present first.

"Good timing."

His body suddenly trembled, and a powerful burst of energy erupted from within him!

"The dragon emerges from the sea!"

With a burst of true energy, Xie Xiaoyi concentrated this powerful energy in his right shoulder and left leg.

He rammed his right shoulder into Zuo Songxing's fist, and his left leg took You Songyue's kick.

Seeing this, Gao Lie smiled knowingly, thinking that if the kid took that punch and kick head-on, he'd be in big trouble.

But the smile on his face froze the next second.

Two loud "bangs" were heard.

Zuo Songxing screamed and flew backward two zhang (approximately 6.6 meters), crashing violently into a pile of wooden gambling equipment boxes in the corner.

The lid of the box shattered with a crash, ivory tallies and dominoes scattered all over the ground, and the person was curled up in the wreckage, coughing up blood and motionless.

Right Songyue was thrown a dozen and a half feet by the force of the attack, crashing heavily onto a row of gambling tables, shattering the mahogany tabletops.

The table legs broke into several pieces, and the man was buried in the wood chips, his legs limp and he couldn't even groan.

The room fell silent; the gamblers gaped, their eyes filled with disbelief.

Xie Xiaoyi patted his shoulder and glanced at Gao Lie: "Boss Gao, I'm a man of principle."

"I was only planning to let your two guards take one hit, I didn't intend to fight back at all, but who would have thought that they would cripple themselves with just one move."

Gao Lie stared at Zuo Songxing and You Songyue, who were unable to move, and gritted his teeth inwardly.

Damn, this kid's got some skills.

Both guards were experts in external martial arts; when they joined forces, they could even put up a fight against an internal martial arts expert with a fifth-grade cultivation level.

It's really weird. This kid can send the two people on either side flying without even fighting back. It's really strange.

"Guards! Take the left and right guards away and give them proper medical treatment. Don't delay their recovery!"

Several thugs rushed forward and carefully dragged the two people curled up in the wreckage out.

Then, Gao Lie cupped his hands in greeting to Xie Xiaoyi: "Your skill is excellent. Now that the grudges are settled, you may leave with Li Qiaoyun and her daughter."

Xie Xiaoyi returned the greeting with clasped hands and was about to greet Li Qiaoyun and her daughter when a charming yet provocative voice came from behind him:

"Wait!"

Mei Hua Yao Yao swayed forward, her eyes filled with defiant arrogance, and stared at Xie Xiao Yi, saying:

"Hey, you 'tyrant,' our business isn't over yet!"

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