Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Xie Xiaoyi's arrogant expression froze instantly, his tone filled with disbelief:

"Lingxiao Palace is an assassin organization, that makes sense... But I haven't offended those two, have I?"

Ning Yangzi poked his forehead hard with her fingertip, her tone urgent and tinged with disappointment:

"You didn't offend him, but that old bastard Ba Dao was captured by Yue Qinghan, and Yue Qinghan sent him to kill you..."

Gui Haiqianfeng is convinced that you took advantage of his disciple Yun Jianxue, and is now searching everywhere for your whereabouts!

Clouds and snow?

When the hell did I ever touch her?

"I'm innocent!" Xie Xiaoyi's brows furrowed, his tone bewildered and aggrieved: "I...I don't remember doing that kind of job!"

"Of course you didn't do it!" Ning Yangzi rolled her eyes, her voice filled with certainty.

Xie Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "Who did that?"

"It's Dongyin!" Ning Yangzi gritted her teeth and spat out the two words, a hint of disgust flashing in her eyes.

"He did it, but now people in the sect are spreading rumors that it was done by you, a 'junior-level' member, so you have to take the blame."

"So that's how it is? Dong Yin, you beast, I never imagined you'd do something so heinous?"

Ning Yangzi curled her lip and thought to herself, "This kid is shameless. He's clearly the lowest-ranking of the Five Evils, yet he still has the nerve to cry wolf."

"Don't talk about him! What about you yourself? How much better are you?"

Xie Xiaoyi spread his hands innocently: "What happened to me?"

"What's wrong with you?"

Ning Yangzi laughed in exasperation, tapping his chest with her fingertip:

"You keep coming to the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect to pick flowers, what kind of sect is that?"

"A top-tier existence from the upper three sects! Do you know you're just courting death?"

"I..." Xie Xiaoyi was speechless after being confronted, opening his mouth but unable to utter a rebuttal.

Ning Yangzi was absolutely right. First it was Murong Wei, then Shen Xinyu, and finally Yun Qianxun!

What's wrong with me?

How can you let a sect be ruined like this?

And that sect was none other than the number one sword sect among the three upper sects, the Kunlun Heavenly Sword Sect!

I don't want to think about it anymore, it's giving me a headache.

"Sister Ning Yangzi?"

"what?"

Why did you tip me off?

Why?

Ning Yangzi stared at Xie Xiaoyi for a long time: "I don't know, maybe it's because you're more handsome."

Maybe it's because you're great in bed and can make me feel good! Or maybe... I've really fallen for you!

"You like me? Hmm! Indeed, my sister said last time that she liked being on top..."

"Still arguing with me at a time like this?" Ning Yangzi reached out and pinched his cheek, her tone becoming fierce again.

asshole!

This kid really dares to say anything out loud; he truly deserves the title of "Little Yi," the leader of the Five Evils.

Thinking of this, Ning Yangzi increased the pressure on her hands.

Xie Xiaoyi winced in pain and quickly begged for forgiveness with a smile: "Sister, I won't do it again! I'll leave tomorrow."

Looking at his handsome face, Ning Yangzi wanted to tease him a little more, but when she thought about his current situation, her heart softened.

Ugh......

He was, after all, only an eighteen-year-old boy.

She loosened her grip, her tone softening slightly: "Where are you planning to go?"

"The East China Sea!" A hint of longing flashed in Xie Xiaoyi's eyes as he slowly spoke, "I've always longed to go there. I always feel like there's something about the East China Sea that's drawing me in, something that makes me want to go and see it."

"You can go take a look, but remember—" Ning Yangzi's expression hardened, and she solemnly instructed:

"If you run into Xie Lingyun, whatever you do, don't let your lecherous tendencies show!"

Xie Xiaoyi nodded quickly: "Yes... I know."

"It's good that you know."

I heard from the people inside the sect that Xie Lingyun has already reached the peak of the Moon Ruins Breaking Dust Realm, and is only one step away from the Sun Shining Netherworld Realm.

That level of cultivation is not something anyone below the ninth rank can afford to mess with. You'd better restrain your temper!

"Hmm... okay!"

"Then, Xiao Yi... take care?"

"Take care, sister. If you ever have any trouble, come to me. If you can't find me, have your little sparrow come to me."

"Silly boy, what difficulties could your sister possibly have?"

"I'm serious, if I ever see your Scented Sparrow, I'd brave even the gates of hell for my sister!"

"Okay, I believe you! Ouch... keep your hands in check, it's only been a short time and you can't control yourself anymore?"

"I want to be a brother-in-law again, is that okay?"

"Aren't you tired?"

"I can work even harder..."

"Oh my! Xie Xiaoyi...you, are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost?"

......

Deeply moved by love, I find it hard to calm my emotions; the storm rages until dawn.

When I opened my eyes again, the morning light had already streamed through the window and filled the room. Birds chirped melodiously in front of the steps. I had slept soundly until dawn.

Xie Xiaoyi woke up first and turned his head to see Ning Yangzi's black hair scattered on the pillow. The coquettishness and sharpness of last night had turned into gentleness in her eyes.

He raised his hand and gently brushed away the strands of hair on her cheek. The moment his fingertips touched her skin, he saw her eyelashes flutter and she slowly open her eyes.

"Sister Ning Yangzi, you're sleeping so soundly!"

Ning Yangzi raised her hand and slapped his hand away: "Isn't this all thanks to you?"

The two were flirting when suddenly, soft footsteps sounded outside the courtyard—

Xie Xiaoyi's expression changed drastically, and he sat up abruptly: "This is bad!"

With a loud bang, the door was pushed open forcefully.

Ouyang Qing burst in, her gaze sweeping over the bed, then she froze instantly, covering her mouth tightly with her hand.

Startled, she couldn't utter a sound. Then her gaze was fixed on Ning Yangzi's half-naked shoulders and neck, and her eyes suddenly reddened.

"Xie Mo! Who is she? You didn't see me all night, and you...you were with her?!"

Ouyang Qing's voice trembled, filled with grievance and anger.

Ning Yangzi smiled slightly, inwardly scoffing—

Damn Xie Xiaoyi, he really leaves his affections wherever he goes.

Judging from the girl's expression, it goes without saying that she has been taken down.

Xie Xiaoyi opened his mouth and made two "uh-huh" sounds, but couldn't utter a single word.

How can this be explained?

It is true that Heaven's sins can be forgiven, but self-inflicted sins are unforgivable.

It's all my fault; I went too far last night.

She was so tired that she didn't even notice her way to the door...

Really!

"Yes—she's my older sister, Ning Yangzi. Yes, she's my older sister!"

"Bullshit!" Ouyang Qing disregarded her ladylike composure and started cursing directly:

"You and she are in this state, and you still call her your sister? Why don't you just say I'm your mother?"

Xie Xiaoyi shook his head helplessly.

This girl must have read too much *Jin Ping Mei*, because her speech has a hint of vulgarity.

Ugh......

Although that book is an improved version, it still misleads and corrupts young people!

Ning Yangzi looked at Xie Xiaoyi with a flirtatious smile, her eyes filled with schadenfreude.

"Hey, you 'big wet nurse,' I'm asking you a question! Tell me, who am I?"