Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Xie Lingyun steadied himself, leaped down from the boulder, and turned to Xie Xiaoyi, saying, "Let's go, follow me to Wanghai Lodge on Fuyu Mountain."

"Wanghailu?" Xie Xiaoyi frowned. "What kind of place is that?"

"My place."

Where does the most beautiful woman in the world live?

Xie Xiaoyi's eyes lit up, and he immediately used his "Swallow Turning Clouds" lightness skill to chase after him.

His gaze was fixed on Xie Lingyun's back, unable to look away.

Those shoulders, smooth and lustrous like carved jade, were perfectly proportioned; even a single profile view revealed a harmonious blend of strength and gentleness.

That waist perfectly matched Cai Shen's poem: "A graceful waist like that of a palace maid in Chu." With a gentle sway as she walked, it was both supple and powerful.

Her buttocks were perfectly rounded and swayed gently as she walked, the lines on both sides undulating softly, evoking a sense of longing.

Xie Xiaoyi thought to himself, "This is too perfect. I could play with that back view for a year."

He had already fantasized about countless positions, and the knowledge he had learned from Japanese adult films before his transmigration was running through his mind like a revolving lantern.

When I looked up again, Xie Lingyun was already far away.

"Master, wait for me! You're too fast!"

Xie Lingyun paused upon hearing this, waiting for him to catch up:

"Didn't you insist on calling me 'Auntie' just now? Why did you change your mind and call me 'Master' now?"

Xie Xiaoyi was taken aback for a moment, then realized what was happening.

She thought to herself, "She just became an apprentice," but said aloud, "Alright, then call me Auntie!"

Then the thought crossed my mind and I remembered "The Return of the Condor Heroes". Didn't Yang Guo call Xiaolongnu "aunt" back then?

Later, Xiaolongnü became Yang Guo's wife.

Thinking of this, that inexplicable flutter in my heart resurfaced.

"If I manage to win over this 'aunt' someday, don't blame me!"

"I don't like older women, but you, Xie Lingyun, are different. You are the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Before time travel, wasn't there a meme online? 'A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, no matter how old it is!'"

I really want to drive!

Xie Xiaoyi's mind was in turmoil, and his face showed a hint of bewilderment, his eyes wandering.

Seeing his expression, Xie Lingyun frowned slightly and softly called out, "Xie Mo, what are you thinking about? You seem distracted."

Xie Xiaoyi snapped out of her reverie, her heart skipping a beat. She quickly made up an excuse: "I was wondering, why did you insist on taking me as your disciple the first time you met me, Aunt?"

Xie Lingyun stiffened, a fleeting look of disbelief crossing his eyes as images from eighteen years ago flashed into his mind.

At that moment, Mei Xingyao leaned against the maple tree and asked her with a smile, "Girl, so many people admire you, why did you choose me?"

She blushed and replied, "Maybe it's because you're more handsome!"

......

"Maybe it's because you're handsome!"

Xie Xiaoyi froze on the spot, reaching up to touch his face: "No way, Auntie, you're taking me on as a disciple just because I'm handsome? That's way too direct!"

Xie Lingyun didn't reply, but turned and continued walking forward: "Isn't that reason enough?"

"Of course that's enough!" Xie Xiaoyi immediately followed, muttering to herself, "Auntie, can I tell you a story when I get back?"

"What story?"

"The Return of the Condor Heroes!"

"What were they talking about?"

"It's about a disciple who fell in love with his master!"

"I...don't want to hear it!"

"Shall I tell you a different story?"

"What story should we change it to?"

"The Journey of Flower!"

"And what's that story?"

"It's about a disciple who falls in love with her master!"

"Isn't that the same thing?"

"no the same!"

"How are they different?"

"The former is about a male disciple falling in love with a female master, and the latter is about a female disciple falling in love with a male master."

"You have so many stories to tell!"

Xie Xiaoyi pursed his lips, but was secretly overjoyed, and followed her around like a little puppy.

Xie Lingyun continued walking. The mountain path gradually slowed down, and after passing through a dense grove of towering pines, the view suddenly opened up before him.

Standing on the cliff is a wooden house with green tiles, with several bamboo trees planted in front of the courtyard, and a stone table and benches placed on the edge of the cliff. This is the Wanghailu (Sea-Viewing Lodge).

Xie Lingyun pushed open the door and entered, turning to Xie Xiaoyi and saying, "Come in."

Xie Xiaoyi followed them inside and saw three rooms in the courtyard, all clean and tidy, exuding a cool and elegant atmosphere.

Xie Lingyun pointed to one of the rooms: "You'll stay in the one by the cliff."

Xie Xiaoyi's eyes darted around, and she suddenly leaned forward, her tone slightly probing: "Auntie, is there no one else in Wanghai Lodge?"

"No!" Xie Lingyun lowered his eyes and straightened his black sleeves, his tone completely calm.

When Xie Xiaoyi heard this, he was instantly overjoyed, his heart bursting with joy—

Good guy!

Just the two of us?

To be able to spend time alone with the most beautiful woman in the world, this is simply amazing!

No wonder Li Qinglian said I was destined for romantic entanglements based on my face; it turns out that the wine immortal's words came true!

He suppressed a smile and feigned surprise as he asked, "Just the two of us? Can I really live here forever?"

Xie Lingyun looked up at him, his cool gaze carrying a hint of matter-of-fact: "Of course! Otherwise, how will I teach you swordsmanship in the future?"

Upon hearing this, Xie Xiaoyi immediately abandoned all restraint and walked towards the side room near the cliff, pushing open the door and entering: "This one is good! Close to the sea, and bright!"

Then he turned to Xie Lingyun with a sly grin: "Thank you for taking me in, Aunt. I'll have to trouble you to teach me from now on!"

Xie Lingyun didn't respond to his words, but only said, "Pack your things, I'll start teaching you basic swordsmanship tomorrow."

After saying that, he turned and went into the main room, gently closed the door, and pushed the sound of the waves outside out.

......

As night fell, Xie Xiaoyi rubbed her stomach and called out from the doorway of the main room, "Auntie, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

Xie Lingyun, who was sitting under the lamp deep in thought, looked up at the voice and said, "Go and cook some noodles!"

"Okay, then I'll make you some noodles!" Xie Xiaoyi readily agreed and rolled up his sleeves.

Xie Lingyun smiled slightly: "Then I'll have to trouble you."

Xie Xiaoyi responded and went into the kitchen, rummaged through rice, noodles, and earthenware pots, and soon brought two bowls of clear soup noodles into Xie Lingyun's room.

The two of them each had a bowl and began to eat.

Xie Lingyun ate slowly and deliberately, and Xie Xiaoyi couldn't help but ask, "Auntie, do you eat this every day?"

Xie Lingyun raised his eyes and nodded slightly.

"Why don't you make something nice to eat? She's the most beautiful woman in the world, it's too much of a compromise to always eat this."

Upon hearing this, Xie Lingyun blushed slightly and said softly, "I...I can't cook."

Xie Xiaoyi laughed heartily after hearing this and joked:

"Auntie, you're so pretty, yet you can't even cook! But it's okay, as long as you're good-looking, whatever you do is right!"

These words sent a jolt through Xie Lingyun's heart, and the words from eighteen years ago instantly echoed in his ears—

Mei Xingyao had tasted the porridge she cooked back then, and pinched her nose and laughed at her: "Girl, you're so pretty, but your cooking is so bad."

"But thankfully, you're beautiful enough to make my mouth water. Just looking at you makes me want to eat, so even if the food is terrible, I'll still be happy to eat it."

Memories flooded back, her fingers tightened their grip on the chopsticks, and the blush on her face deepened...