Time Travel: I'm a Flower Thief

Xie Lingyun stayed indoors all day and ignored Xie Xiaoyi.

Xie Xiaoyi wasn't annoyed. He personally went to the island to catch fresh fish, stewed a pot of warm fish soup, and brought the soup to her door after nightfall, gently knocking on the door.

"Auntie, I was wrong. I'll never joke with you again!"

The door slowly opened, and Xie Lingyun saw his sincere expression. The coquettishness in her eyes faded a little, and she stepped aside to let him into the room.

The two sat facing each other under the lamp, sharing a pot of fish soup, a warmth spreading through their hearts...

The aunt before him was already a stunning beauty, and Xie Xiaoyi couldn't resist flirting with her again:

"Auntie, with my martial arts technique combined with my current 'that' physique, would you like to try it out?"

Xie Lingyun's cheeks flushed, and she glared at him feigning anger: "Xie Xiaoyi, you're getting bolder and bolder now? You're even bullying me?"

Xie Xiaoyi, unaware that she was feigning anger, immediately suppressed his smile upon seeing this, fearing that she would ignore him again if she got angry, and got up to leave...

"Auntie, I was wrong! I won't bully you again!"

When Xie Lingyun saw that he was really about to turn and leave, he suddenly felt a slight panic in his heart.

She looked up at Xie Xiaoyi, her cheeks flushing even more, and gently tugged at his sleeve, her voice soft and shy, almost inaudible:

"You...you can bully him!"

Xie Xiaoyi has now reached the Starry Sky Profound Realm. Although Xie Lingyun's voice was soft, it was still caught.

Those five words instantly energized him.

A tender night passed, the candlelight flickering red, until the fourth watch of the night.

The next morning at dawn, on the bed, Xie Xiaoyi held Xie Lingyun in his arms, his hands constantly fidgeting.

Xie Lingyun tilted his head and glanced at him sideways, then raised his hand to grasp the mischievous hand, his fingertips hooking around his wrist, and asked softly, "Is mine too small?"

Xie Xiaoyi froze, his fingertips stiffening, his Adam's apple bobbing, before he finally managed to mumble, "It's alright."

well enough?

Xie Lingyun snuggled closer to him, a look of suspicion on her face, and asked, "Weren't you a flower thief before? You must have seen quite a few big ones, right?"

Xie Xiaoyi continued to get stuck.

He asked himself honestly, Xie Lingyun's bust size was acceptable, because her waist was very thin and her figure was impeccable.

A woman with such large breasts would actually detract from her beauty, so she is perfect.

But if I had to say which breasts I've ever seen, it would definitely be Ouyang Qing's "Floating Breasts".

Secondly, there were the Murong sisters. As for the others... they really didn't make it into the top three among the people he knew.

But this is a life-or-death question; you absolutely cannot tell the truth.

Xie Xiaoyi had a sudden inspiration, raised his hand to cover her mouth, and pretended to urgently defend himself:

"I used to be a flower thief, but I was forced to do it to improve my cultivation. Every time... every time I did it with my eyes closed."

Xie Lingyun pushed his hand away, turned around and spat at him: "You're lying. Do you even believe what you're saying?"

Xie Xiaoyi seized the opportunity to grab her hand and press it against his heart:

"You're just right, with a slender waist and a soft body. You're the perfect fit to hold in my arms. Anything bigger would be uncomfortable. Nobody looks as good as you, who are just the right size."

Is it uncomfortable to hold?

That's utter nonsense!

Xie Lingyun rolled her eyes at him: "Don't give me that, it's all...it's soft there, how could it feel uncomfortable?"

This is really troublesome!

Where is this the same Donghai Suying, the most beautiful woman in the world who could topple kingdoms?

Xie Xiaoyi's mind raced, and she came up with a straightforward yet sweet lie: "Auntie, do you know?"

Of all the waters in the world, I only drink from one. No matter how good others are, they're all an eyesore to me!

That's such a good flirtation!

Xie Lingyun's eyes softened instantly, like pools of spring water. Her fingers gently caressed his palm as she murmured to herself:

"Though there are countless rivers and lakes, I will only drink from one..." How beautiful these words are.

Xie Xiaoyi nodded silently.

Knew it!

Even someone as temperamental as Lin Daiyu would soften upon hearing these words, let alone someone of such noble character as her aunt.

Jia Baoyu truly deserves to be called the patriarch of the "warm man" category; his sweet words are indeed pleasing to women.

He chuckled softly, "I'm glad Auntie likes it. From now on, I'll always say nice things to you!"

Xie Lingyun looked up at him: "Where did you get that line from?"

Xie Xiaoyi smiled and began to recount: "It comes from a love story. A young girl suspected the boy's feelings for her, so she threw a tantrum at him."

The boy remained silent for a long time before earnestly saying: "Of all the waters in the world, I will only drink from one."

The girl asked: If life is like flowing water, what if the gourd drifts with the current?

The boy replied: It's not that the ladle is carried away by the water flow, but rather that the water flows on its own and the ladle stays by itself.

The girl asked again: What if the water stops flowing and the pearl sinks?

The boy's final words sealed his fate: "My heart is like willow catkins covered in mud, no longer moved by the spring breeze."

After hearing this, Xie Lingyun felt a gentle ripple spread through her heart. She snuggled closer to Xie Xiaoyi, everything understood without words.

......

Dust billowed on the official road as a line of black-armored knights escorted a blackwood carriage with gold patterns as it sped along, their imposing presence awe-inspiring.

The carriage curtain was half-lifted, and the Second Prince Wang Yu was playing with a jade thumb ring on his fingertips, his expression lazy but his eyes sharp.

"Your Highness!" came the voice of guard Wang Wu from outside the carriage, his tone tinged with annoyance.

"According to the intelligence obtained by the spies in Lingxiao Palace, Xie Mo is Xie Xiaoyi."

That trip to Qingjiang City was a waste of time; I should have just gone to Lingxiao Palace to inquire directly.

Wang Yu smiled faintly: "Did I come all this way for nothing? I don't think so."

A bodyguard with a sword stepped forward, speaking in a familiar yet obsequious tone: "Your Highness is right, we certainly didn't come for nothing!"

At least he had his way with Fu Yaoqin, the most talented woman in Qingjiang City. That woman was a rare beauty, though she was a bit too fiery. But in the end, she still became His Highness's prey.

"Thanks to Your Highness's generosity, we were able to join the queue and try it out. I've never been so comfortable in my life!"

Upon hearing this, another guard burst into laughter and replied:

"Exactly! That woman was too fragile. We took turns with her, and in the end, she seemed to go crazy!"

Zhao Liu, a guard beside the carriage, spat and cursed, "Li Si, you're still laughing, you son of a bitch!"

"Thank goodness Wang Wu and I held you back, making you the last in line. Otherwise, with your body riddled with ailments, how could we possibly even get close to you?"

"Who the hell has a filthy disease? Your mother does! Don't believe me? Come back and let your wife sleep with me for a night and see if she's filthy!"

"Go to hell, you're covered in sores and have no venereal diseases? Go sleep with your sister-in-law, she's got a really slutty vibe."

Inside the carriage, a eunuch in a brocade robe frowned upon hearing this, his face showing obvious disdain.